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 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:34 pm
I found out she was a stripper. Thems the breaks man.
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:18 am
She tried to feed me chocolate. Dog poison, it be.
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:30 am
He wanted me to wear more clothing, I'm allergic to clothes, he should be happy I'm wearing this much! But he didn't accept me... ;;
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:59 am
She is too fabuloussssss for me!
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:43 pm
She wouldn't stop growing magic plants in the house. Thoroughly messed up the plumbing, it did.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:53 pm
Because I'm too young for hiiiim.;~;
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:01 pm
I divorced him because he thought I was a boy.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:16 pm
Because he thought I was a boy~
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:18 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:18 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:27 pm
Never visited me in the trenches.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:29 pm
never asked to be visited biggrin
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:33 pm
"Accidentally" shot me during a trench raid
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:37 pm
Everything was okay until he started shouting "I'm going in for the kill!" When he was having sex. Reminder:Next husband needs to not be an army man.
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