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 Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:00 am
fire - link *shakes uncontrollably* .... c.... c.... c.... COFFEH! Dude, do you know what coffee can do to you? Coffee is addictive. It slowly begins to take over your life. Without it you can't start your day. You ill begin to NEED it to survive. When you realize this you will become depressed. You may begin taking uppers to cope, which will lead to weed, then crack and heroine. Then you will begin to prostitute to support your habit. You will probly get an STD causing your testicles to fall off. So please dude, I don't want you to be a ball-less, drug addicted hooker. So lay off the coffee, alright?
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:08 am
Amossk fire - link *shakes uncontrollably* .... c.... c.... c.... COFFEH! Dude, do you know what coffee can do to you? Coffee is addictive. It slowly begins to take over your life. Without it you can't start your day. You ill begin to NEED it to survive. When you realize this you will become depressed. You may begin taking uppers to cope, which will lead to weed, then crack and heroine. Then you will begin to prostitute to support your habit. You will probly get an STD causing your testicles to fall off. So please dude, I don't want you to be a ball-less, drug addicted hooker. So lay off the coffee, alright?
You're describing me in that first part! gonk Thing is, I don't have any, er, bits that will fall off (cos I was not born with them), and I despise drugs, and have no need of a strumpet. XD
My blood is made up of 90% coffee. Vampires will probably get a caffeine and sugar high if they bite me. Lol~
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:15 am
Lily Darling Amossk fire - link *shakes uncontrollably* .... c.... c.... c.... COFFEH! Dude, do you know what coffee can do to you? Coffee is addictive. It slowly begins to take over your life. Without it you can't start your day. You ill begin to NEED it to survive. When you realize this you will become depressed. You may begin taking uppers to cope, which will lead to weed, then crack and heroine. Then you will begin to prostitute to support your habit. You will probly get an STD causing your testicles to fall off. So please dude, I don't want you to be a ball-less, drug addicted hooker. So lay off the coffee, alright? You're describing me in that first part! gonk Thing is, I don't have any, er, bits that will fall off (cos I was not born with them), and I despise drugs, and have no need of a strumpet. XD
My blood is made up of 90% coffee. Vampires will probably get a caffeine and sugar high if they bite me. Lol~ Lily, do you know what coffee can do to you? Coffee is addictive. It slowly begins to take over your life. Without it you can't start your day. You ill begin to NEED it to survive. When you realize this you will become depressed. You may begin taking uppers to cope, which will lead to weed, then crack and heroine. Then you will begin to prostitute to support your habit. You will probly get an STD causing your breasts to fall off and cause you to grow testicles....which may or may not fall off. So please Lily, I don't want you to be a breast-less, Hermaphrodite, drug addicted hooker. So lay off the coffee, alright? I modified it for you XD
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:19 am
ditto
as to the part of being addicted, i drink a coffee each morning to wake up (as i levae for college at 7:30am... urgh.
i then drink another coffee each day during college, sometimes two... so yeah, im kinda addicted to it. however, not so addicted that it is all i drink, i just drink a lot of it.
as to the part about becoming a hooker, that wouldn't happen, as i have a well-paying job to tide by my coffee... obsession.
therefore, no STD's, i will keep my mens area, and no heroine. (not to mention i hate drugs and ciggarettes)
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COFFEH!
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:25 am
 Woo! 937,742,936,228 hours in MS Paint and we have THIS beauty! The sad thing is, I tried to use my girlfriend's little Wacom tablet, and then I ended up just drawing this with a mouse to a better effect. Coffee isn't that addictive, if you ask me. It's more or less the "up" feeling that you get hooked on. Taurine is the same way. I have cut off my regular caffeine intake quite intentionally so that when I DO need a burst of energy, I can chug a couple cups of strong, unsweetened tea and I don't get a crash! WOOOOO.
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:29 am
Xeigrich Woo! 937,742,936,228 hours in MS Paint and we have THIS beauty! The sad thing is, I tried to use my girlfriend's little Wacom tablet, and then I ended up just drawing this with a mouse to a better effect. Coffee isn't that addictive, if you ask me. It's more or less the "up" feeling that you get hooked on. Taurine is the same way. I have cut off my regular caffeine intake quite intentionally so that when I DO need a burst of energy, I can chug a couple cups of strong, unsweetened tea and I don't get a crash! WOOOOO.
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:31 am
Quote: You will probly get an STD causing your breasts to fall off and cause you to grow testicles....which may or may not fall off i dont know whether to laugh or cry...
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:32 am
Amossk Xeigrich Woo! 937,742,936,228 hours in MS Paint and we have THIS beauty! The sad thing is, I tried to use my girlfriend's little Wacom tablet, and then I ended up just drawing this with a mouse to a better effect. Coffee isn't that addictive, if you ask me. It's more or less the "up" feeling that you get hooked on. Taurine is the same way. I have cut off my regular caffeine intake quite intentionally so that when I DO need a burst of energy, I can chug a couple cups of strong, unsweetened tea and I don't get a crash! WOOOOO. o_Q! Have I opened Pandora's Box? Why don't they put a lock on the darned thing? Maybe he puts too much sugar in his coffee... You can get hooked on sugar just the same as caffeine. You don't crash when you run out of caffeine, though, unlike sugar. ARGH, Now I want coffee AND a rootbeer float. Or maybe some icecream plopped into a hot cup of coffee.... Neither of them are chemically addictive, though!
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:33 am
fire - link Quote: You will probly get an STD causing your breasts to fall off and cause you to grow testicles....which may or may not fall off i dont know whether to laugh or cry... I'm laughing. xp All this talk of testicles, though.....
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:37 am
fire - link Quote: You will probly get an STD causing your breasts to fall off and cause you to grow testicles....which may or may not fall off i dont know whether to laugh or cry... cry...very hard
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:37 am
Amossk Lily, do you know what coffee can do to you? Coffee is addictive. It slowly begins to take over your life. Without it you can't start your day. You ill begin to NEED it to survive. When you realize this you will become depressed. You may begin taking uppers to cope, which will lead to weed, then crack and heroine. Then you will begin to prostitute to support your habit. You will probly get an STD causing your breasts to fall off and cause you to grow testicles....which may or may not fall off. So please Lily, I don't want you to be a breast-less, Hermaphrodite, drug addicted hooker. So lay off the coffee, alright? I modified it for you XD
Lmao! Fair enough. XD
I still need it though~ or else I turn into a vampire-zombie-alien. I'm not really human.
As for taurine being addictive, I can testify to that. I used to love those Rockstar and Monster drinks. (x_x)
And my brother was buying them by the case every week. Luckily I never got that bad. But then they stopped making my favourite Rockstar Latte and the Java Monsters just started tasting weak after that, so I just stick to my own coffeepot at home now. Much cheaper and better-tasting. biggrin
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:38 am
Xeigrich fire - link Quote: You will probly get an STD causing your breasts to fall off and cause you to grow testicles....which may or may not fall off i dont know whether to laugh or cry... I'm laughing. xp All this talk of testicles, though..... yes, I can see why you would be sensitive, since you do- Oops, said to much, Nothing to see here folks, move along your secret is safe with me :3
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:39 am
Xeigrich Amossk Xeigrich Woo! 937,742,936,228 hours in MS Paint and we have THIS beauty! The sad thing is, I tried to use my girlfriend's little Wacom tablet, and then I ended up just drawing this with a mouse to a better effect. Coffee isn't that addictive, if you ask me. It's more or less the "up" feeling that you get hooked on. Taurine is the same way. I have cut off my regular caffeine intake quite intentionally so that when I DO need a burst of energy, I can chug a couple cups of strong, unsweetened tea and I don't get a crash! WOOOOO. o_Q! Have I opened Pandora's Box? Why don't they put a lock on the darned thing? Maybe he puts too much sugar in his coffee... You can get hooked on sugar just the same as caffeine. You don't crash when you run out of caffeine, though, unlike sugar. ARGH, Now I want coffee AND a rootbeer float. Or maybe some icecream plopped into a hot cup of coffee.... Neither of them are chemically addictive, though!XD
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:40 am
Lily Darling Amossk Lily, do you know what coffee can do to you? Coffee is addictive. It slowly begins to take over your life. Without it you can't start your day. You ill begin to NEED it to survive. When you realize this you will become depressed. You may begin taking uppers to cope, which will lead to weed, then crack and heroine. Then you will begin to prostitute to support your habit. You will probly get an STD causing your breasts to fall off and cause you to grow testicles....which may or may not fall off. So please Lily, I don't want you to be a breast-less, Hermaphrodite, drug addicted hooker. So lay off the coffee, alright? I modified it for you XD Lmao! Fair enough. XD
I still need it though~ or else I turn into a vampire-zombie-alien. I'm not really human.
As for taurine being addictive, I can testify to that. I used to love those Rockstar and Monster drinks. (x_x)
And my brother was buying them by the case every week. Luckily I never got that bad. But then they stopped making my favourite Rockstar Latte and the Java Monsters just started tasting weak after that, so I just stick to my own coffeepot at home now. Much cheaper and better-tasting. biggrin My favorite is the Java Monster "Russian" flavor. I'll drink any of them except the Irish Creme kind, blargh. I was drinking Starbucks DoubleShots before Java Monsters even existed, though!
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:40 am
Lily Darling Amossk Lily, do you know what coffee can do to you? Coffee is addictive. It slowly begins to take over your life. Without it you can't start your day. You ill begin to NEED it to survive. When you realize this you will become depressed. You may begin taking uppers to cope, which will lead to weed, then crack and heroine. Then you will begin to prostitute to support your habit. You will probly get an STD causing your breasts to fall off and cause you to grow testicles....which may or may not fall off. So please Lily, I don't want you to be a breast-less, Hermaphrodite, drug addicted hooker. So lay off the coffee, alright? I modified it for you XD Lmao! Fair enough. XD
I still need it though~ or else I turn into a vampire-zombie-alien. I'm not really human.
As for taurine being addictive, I can testify to that. I used to love those Rockstar and Monster drinks. (x_x)
And my brother was buying them by the case every week. Luckily I never got that bad. But then they stopped making my favourite Rockstar Latte and the Java Monsters just started tasting weak after that, so I just stick to my own coffeepot at home now. Much cheaper and better-tasting. biggrin lol, I hear ya XD
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