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 Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:07 am
Granted but the only ammo was the ammo you used an dthe dollar bills were counterfit(sp?).
I wish I was coco for cocoa puffs.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:41 am
Granted, but you are intitutionalized because of you're cookoo-ness.
I wish I had a new book to read.
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Parari~Flight~ Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:06 am
Granted, but it's full of things that you would never want to read about.
I wish that I had a constant supply of pure dark chocolate.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:31 pm
Granted, but it makes you fat. I wish it was Friday already.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:43 am
Granted, but it happens to be Friday, October 13, 20X6, when you are a lonely divorcee living off government cheese in a van down by the river. Ooh! Two allusions!
I wish I could fit a bunch of allusions into my stories without getting sued!
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:39 am
granted, but you end up running out of allusions and drive yourself to madness trying to think up more.
I wish I had a brand new sports car.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:48 pm
Granted, but gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon. Subsequently, your head a splode.
I wish I had some croissants.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:31 am
Granted, but while eating one you choke and die. I wish I could finish finding a college.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:45 am
Granted, but it burns to the ground before you can step on the campus. I wish Junior year was easier.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:52 pm
Granted, but the built-up stress in Senior year causes your head to a splode.
I wish Michael Jackson had been found guilty.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:32 pm
Granted....Can't corrupt it...Um, but Bubbles...Um went to the Moon? I wish people actually understood politics.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:00 am
*Edits*
tankbbg Granted, but such a failure in the legal system eventually leads to you being wrongly accused and convicted, and you end up sharing a cell with him. I wish people actually understood politics.
Granted, but they don't use this knowledge for satire like they should.
I wish Vector 13 was true.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:05 am
Granted, whatever that is, but...um...in the vectors you...umm, you get hit by a polygon and YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
I wish for one dollar, in pennies, in a burlap sack, on my bed, in my room, far away from the computer, without anyone to steal it, or any chance of my head a sploding.
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:29 am
Granted, but your head explodes.
I wish I was the lead singer for Cradle of Filth.
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:09 pm
Granted, but everyone simultaneously, intantaniously hates the band, causing your record sales to drop, your reputation as an artist or a singer to be crushed because of your post-fame alcoholism, and your "E True Hollywood Story" to be twenty minutes long because of how much people dislike Cradle of Filth.
actually, Cradle of Filth rocks 3nodding
I wish I had some lemonade.
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