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 Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:12 pm
Sasuke, what HAPPEND??????
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:33 pm
Sasuke: ............. My family was killed by the person I most respected and trusted. My brother.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:22 pm
Taro: Dad!
Sasu: Yes?
Taro: Mom grounded me!
Sasu: For what?
Taro: Plotting to crush Uncle Itachi's head into the cement.
Sasu: *Hugs him* I'm so proud of you! crying
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:13 pm
Sasuke: *watches the little Uchiha kids run around while Sakura's off on a mission*
Girl: Daddy!
Boy: Daddy!
Other Gril: Daddy!
Other boy: *Daddy!
*6 kids later*
Sasuke: WHAT?!
Them all : We love you!
Sasuke: .... You're your mothers children. ninja
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Boy: Whoa! A big kunai!
Sasuke: Yes. You can play with it.
Sakura: *hits him with a rock* You idiot, he's only 4!!!
Sasuke: So?
Sakura: .... At least make it plastic! I don't need to be sewing his ears back on.!
Sasuke: What could go wron--- WHOA! *his son almost slices the kunai at his *ahem*.... Give that back, now.
Sakura: *smirks*
Sasuke: Daddy needs thing to to procreate!
Boy: Huh...?
Sasuke: ..... You'll understand when you're older.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:17 pm
Kairi.nin That second poll option has me thinking.. Would Sasuke try to force his love of tomatoes onto his children?
Sakura: -Attempting to feed their son mashed peas- Here comes the chu-chu train, open wide!
Baby: *Bursts into tears*
Sakura: .. <<; .. SASUKE-KUN.
Sasuke: *Walks into the kitchen again* .. You made him cry again? .. You mentioned the train, didn't you?
Sakura: It's not my fault he's afraid of trai-- OH, just feed him! I need to go change clothes. He's made a habit out of decorating my shirt with food-art. *Hands him the spoon and bottle of peas before exiting the room*
Sasuke: *Makes sure she's gone before dropping the bottle into the trashcan and tossing the spoon into the sink* Let's get you some real food.. *Opens the refrigerator and pulls out a tomato*
[So-and-so amount of days later.]
Baby: -Mumbling some incoherent things in baby language-
Sakura: *Gasps* Sasuke-kun! I think he's about to say his first word! Thinking: "Oh, please be 'mama', please be 'mama'.."
Sasuke: *Walks into the room, expressionless as always, and makes his way over to the rest of his family*
Baby: To.. ma..
Sakura: "Toma? No! Mama! Come on, MAMA. SAY IT."
Baby: To.. ma.. to..
Sakura: .. Eh?
Baby: *Looks toward Sasuke* TOMATO!
Sakura: *Glares at her husband*
Sasuke: o_o; .. >_>; *Quickly leaves* rofl I was literally laughing on the floor when I read this...
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:54 am
Kimiko Sakato Kairi.nin That second poll option has me thinking.. Would Sasuke try to force his love of tomatoes onto his children?
Sakura: -Attempting to feed their son mashed peas- Here comes the chu-chu train, open wide!
Baby: *Bursts into tears*
Sakura: .. <<; .. SASUKE-KUN.
Sasuke: *Walks into the kitchen again* .. You made him cry again? .. You mentioned the train, didn't you?
Sakura: It's not my fault he's afraid of trai-- OH, just feed him! I need to go change clothes. He's made a habit out of decorating my shirt with food-art. *Hands him the spoon and bottle of peas before exiting the room*
Sasuke: *Makes sure she's gone before dropping the bottle into the trashcan and tossing the spoon into the sink* Let's get you some real food.. *Opens the refrigerator and pulls out a tomato*
[So-and-so amount of days later.]
Baby: -Mumbling some incoherent things in baby language-
Sakura: *Gasps* Sasuke-kun! I think he's about to say his first word! Thinking: "Oh, please be 'mama', please be 'mama'.."
Sasuke: *Walks into the room, expressionless as always, and makes his way over to the rest of his family*
Baby: To.. ma..
Sakura: "Toma? No! Mama! Come on, MAMA. SAY IT."
Baby: To.. ma.. to..
Sakura: .. Eh?
Baby: *Looks toward Sasuke* TOMATO!
Sakura: *Glares at her husband*
Sasuke: o_o; .. >_>; *Quickly leaves* rofl I was literally laughing on the floor when I read this... *giggles* It's funneh I know. Lol.. Poor Sasu-chan
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:28 pm
hi. im new here, so bare with me. I'm not really good at this:
Naruto: *puppy eyes* Hinata?
Hinata:Yes Naruto?
Naru: Will you...
Inner Hinata:OMG!!This is the moment I've been wating for! *swallow hard*
Naru: Will u b my gir-
Sasu:Hi guys! Guess what?
Naru: *suppriced oO* Sasuke-kun! WHere u come from!
Sasu:*whispering to naruto* I just want to b there when u say "I love u hinata" *wrink*
Naru: Wha'a?!
Inner Hina: OMG! what's taking them so long??!
Hina: Naruto, what r u gonna say again?
Naru: oO!!!! ummm.....*thinking really hard* I forgot sweatdrop *walked away in shame*
Hina *shouting now* You ruined it sasuke!!! evil evil evil How dare u!
*taking out a spatula*
Sasu: oO!!!!!U....u hav a spatula too?!
Hina: RAWR!!!!!! *u no how it ends*
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:01 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:43 pm
soramay8 hi. im new here, so bare with me. I'm not really good at this: Naruto: *puppy eyes* Hinata? Hinata:Yes Naruto? Naru: Will you... Inner Hinata:OMG!!This is the moment I've been wating for! *swallow hard* Naru: Will u b my gir- Sasu:Hi guys! Guess what? Naru: *suppriced oO* Sasuke-kun! WHere u come from! Sasu:*whispering to naruto* I just want to b there when u say "I love u hinata" *wrink* Naru: Wha'a?! Inner Hina: OMG! what's taking them so long??! Hina: Naruto, what r u gonna say again? Naru: oO!!!! ummm.....*thinking really hard* I forgot sweatdrop *walked away in shame* Hina *shouting now* You ruined it sasuke!!! evil evil evil How dare u! *taking out a spatula* Sasu: oO!!!!!U....u hav a spatula too?! Hina: RAWR!!!!!! *u no how it ends* Sasuke you bad boy...
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:20 pm
[Akatsuki.Brat] soramay8 hi. im new here, so bare with me. I'm not really good at this: Naruto: *puppy eyes* Hinata? Hinata:Yes Naruto? Naru: Will you... Inner Hinata:OMG!!This is the moment I've been wating for! *swallow hard* Naru: Will u b my gir- Sasu:Hi guys! Guess what? Naru: *suppriced oO* Sasuke-kun! WHere u come from! Sasu:*whispering to naruto* I just want to b there when u say "I love u hinata" *wrink* Naru: Wha'a?! Inner Hina: OMG! what's taking them so long??! Hina: Naruto, what r u gonna say again? Naru: oO!!!! ummm.....*thinking really hard* I forgot sweatdrop *walked away in shame* Hina *shouting now* You ruined it sasuke!!! evil evil evil How dare u! *taking out a spatula* Sasu: oO!!!!!U....u hav a spatula too?! Hina: RAWR!!!!!! *u no how it ends* Sasuke you bad boy... Sakura: yeah me and Hinata both have them and-- what did i tell you about butting into our friends' bissniessess?>?
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:47 pm
Ronin: Yo! Sasuke!
Sasuke: ...
Kisho: Hey, Sasuke, we're talking to you!
Sasuke: ...
Both: scream SASUKE!!!
Sasuke: What have I said about respecting your parents?
Ronin: Okay, Dad.
Sasuke: Close enough. What is it?
Kisho: Sakura says it's time for dinner.
Kakashi: [Answers the phone] Hello, Sasuke.
Sasuke: gonk Why did my kids have to be Gothic? Why not Itachi's or Naruto's?
Kakashi: I'd trade you any day . . .
Kaka's girl: [In cheerleader outfit] K! K! K-O-N! N! N! O-H-A! K-O-N-O-H-A! GO NINJA!!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:11 pm
Oh god... Just trying to IMAGINE Sasuke with the daughter horrifies me...
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:56 pm
Iia xD That would be amusing. What a poor kid, though.
Kid: Moooom!
Sakura: Yes?
Kid: Am I an alien?
Sakura: Wh...what makes you think that?
Kid: Mom, look! My roots are PINK!
Sakura: I see. Yes, they are.
Kid: T__T I'M AN ALIEN!
Sakura: Honey, you are not an alien.
Kid: o.o Mom. NOBODY from this planet has black hair that turns pink!
Sakura: Who told you that you were an alien?
Kid: Well, I asked Uncle Naruto why my hair is turning pink and...
Sakura: Naruto is an idiot. Your father puts black dye in your shampoo. You're hair is naturally pink, like mine.
Kid: ...Okay! *skiddadles off somewhere else* DAAAADDY!
Sasuke: Yes?
Kid: My hair is naturally pink, right?
Sasuke: >>; No. Who told you this.
Kid: Mom.
Sasuke: o.o Your mother LIES!
Kid: Then WHY are my roots PINK!?
Sasuke: >> Because....umm....you're an alien!
Kid: gonk crying MOOOOOM! *runs off*
*two minutes later*
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! *hits him with a spatula* Stop harassing our son!
Yes...crack is GOOD. xD thats hilarious!
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:04 am
lol i'm still imagining the holidays...
*knock knock*
Sasuke: *answers the door*
Itachi: *holds a fruit cake* mrgreen
Sasuke: >.> *stares at fruitcake then itachi*
Itachi:Greetings,foolish little brother.I have come for the Holidays!
Sasuke:...with...a..fruitcake...
Itachi:OF COURSE!! ^_^ *shoves fruitcake in sasuke's hands then walks in*
Baby: ...AUNTIE TACHI!!
*awkward silence*
Itachi: *walks over to baby* No no,foolish little neice UNCLE tachi
Baby: *grabs itachi's hand then points to nail polish* AUNTIE TACHI!
Itachi:.. eek
Baby: ^_^
Sakura: *giggles*
Sasuke: *smirks*
Itachi: Oh dear lord...
OhMyFreakingGosh thats weird....
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:32 pm
Public Pervert Fangirls should break into his house and glomp him, telling Sasuke how much they love him :B lol fangirls Sakura:Sasuke-kun? Sasuke:Hm? Sakura: We've been married for 3 years,riiiiiiiiiiiight? Sasuke:Yup Sakura: and have 2 kids,riiiiiiiiiiight? Sasuke: mrgreen Yessssss Sakura: >.> and you still have fangirls? Sasuke: sweatdrop Yes Sakura: I want you to kill them all Sasuke: eek Say what? Sakura: Say yes or I'm LETTING Itachi live with us,and you KNOW how nice his mini-van is Sasuke: One condition Sakura: >.> Sasuke: Can i use your Uber Golden Spatula? Sakura: stressed YOU DARE ASK TO USE MY spatula? *threatening look* Sasuke: eek Nevermind
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