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 Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:37 am
"the best way to get over an old boyfriend is to get under a new one"
-joephillips.com
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:30 pm
Me- "SO who is it then?"
Sister- "Bill Nixon"
My sister playing 20 questions got Bill Clinton and Richard Nixon mixed up. No wonder it took us forever to figure out.
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:31 am
"Aw, this is awesome... wait, this is better than awesome! She's drinkin' tea!"
- a friend while playing DoA XBV
"Look, no one said that I was gonna go charging up her cargo ramp."
- Your character, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II
"Yeah, there's no 'You', either. So I guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, nobody's on the goddamn team! The team sucks!"
- Dexter Grif, Red vs Blue Episode 39 (or is it 40...?)
"You is a dead motherf-..."
- Weasels, Conker's Bad Fur Day
"You guys want some grapes? Bitches"
- "Prince", Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story
"What? She tripped, fell, and landed on his d**k?!"
- Eminem, Guilty Conscience
"Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters."
- Aesop Rock, Troubled Waters
"I seriuosly doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town can protect their own dicks with both hands..."
- Arthur Herk, Big Trouble
"I'm afraid my hands are a little full right now, what with holding my d**k and all..."
- Monica Romero, Big Trouble
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:02 pm
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b***h." - Jack Nicholson
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:31 pm
I'm going to post these all seperately, because. I have a lot, though. :[
"I not only have issues, I have a subscription."
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:32 pm
"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:33 pm
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station."
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:34 pm
"May the fetus you save be gay." ~On a pin
That is so offensive. Srry. X:
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:38 pm
"Instant b***h: just add morons!"
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:39 pm
"You laugh at my virginty. I laugh at your STDs."
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:40 pm
"Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that once made you smile."
~Source unknown
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:55 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:52 am
"I laugh at the face of danger." -Simba the lion king
"Your breaking the freakin' reality rules here."-Freddy Versus Jason
"As long I have nobody, I am empty."-myself
"those who live in darkness, wander aimlessly."-Yami no Matsuei
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:36 am
"I like to stroke my tally-whacker, its long hard" -Sarah, talking about a pool cue stick
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:46 pm
RevanStar "I like to stroke my tally-whacker, its long hard" -Sarah, talking about a pool cue stick Bwa ha! Fear the Tally-whacker! For it puts tallys in holes! xd Have you ever noticed how pool is the reverse of sex? The balls go in the hole and the stick doesn't. o_O
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