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 Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:47 pm
"Look everyone, I've got the Elder Wand!" -Dumbledoor
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:38 pm
Luna: "Voldemort, let's go kill Harry, darling"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:22 am
George: "Look, Mum! I got more O.W.L.S. than Percy!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:24 pm
Bellatrix Lestrange: "Hi Harry! My, you look so like your father, except for your eyes. You have your mother's eyes."
Harry Potter: "Thank you Auntie Bell, it's nice to meet you."
Bellatrix Lestrange: "Nice to meet you too. Hi Sirius!"
Sirius Black: "Hey Bells" (Sirius kisses Bellatrix's cheek)
Bellatrix Lestrange: "Well come on in the both of you and lets have tea. Then later we can visit your parents' graves Harry," (wipes away a tear) "Lily was such a dear friend of mine."
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:01 pm
**Voldie and his Death Eaters are singing and dancing**
Vold: "Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can"
Lucius: "Hey!"
Snape: "Hey!"
All: "Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow...."
...
hehe... xd
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:54 pm
vivacious_red **Voldie and his Death Eaters are singing and dancing** Vold: "Every man wants to be a macho macho man to have the kind of body, always in demand Jogging in the mornings, go man go works out in the health spa, muscles glow You can best believe that, he's a macho man ready to get down with, anyone he can" Lucius: "Hey!" Snape: "Hey!" All: "Hey, hey, hey! Macho, macho man (macho man) I've got to be, a macho man Macho, macho man I've got to be a macho! Ow...." ... hehe... xd (( Not related/ not replying, but I laughed SOOOOOOO hard at this one XD ))
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:10 pm
Neville: I Love Professor Snape! He's the best!! ::Creepy Smile::
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:44 pm
"Crumple Horned Snorack? What madness is this? Everyone knows that those don't exists, and the same things with rackspurts. Who writes this Quibbler anyways?"
"Er..your dad Luna" [Harry]
"I don't have a father then."
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:48 pm
A twist on an oldie but goodie...
wink
*Dumbledore is crouching in a garden, poking a caterpillar with the wand in his hand. The caterpillar slowly swells to the size of a loofah.*
"How many times, Dumbly? You don't touch Vernon's wand!---Ich!"
*Petunia accidentally trods on the poor caterpillar.
She grabs Dumbledore by the wrist and leads him into her dusty but cozy kitchen as Dumbledore whines*
"You bust bug! You bust bug!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:37 am
^Hahaha! Loved it!
-Ron is wishing on his birthday cake-
'I wish I get another knit sweater for Christmas! That would be the best present ever!'
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:08 am
Voldemort burst into the Great Hall and yells "Everyone Lets Dance" ((Hairspray music starts to play.))
He jumps on the Gryffindor table and starts to dance to "The Bug" while all his Death Eaters walk in sashaying into the room and dance around the floor!
Harry looks up at Voldemort; leers and say "Thats some great moves you've got going on Voldy! Mind if i join you!"
Voldemort leers back "Sure hope up Sexy and show me what you got!!
Harry hopes up and starts to dance also. All the student look at whats going on confused for a moment before Ron yells "Come on what is everyone waiting on you heard old Voldy! Lets Dance!" Everyone just shrugs and joins in!
((OoC: Just got done watching Hairspray! The movie with Rikky Lake in it! Not the musical! So i couldn't resist doing this!))
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:41 am
"That's it, I give up! You win, I'm sick of the being the chosen one. Here's my wand, I'm now off to go live with the muggles if you don't kill me already."
Harry
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:59 pm
Malfoy is sitting in the dining hall at breakfast on the first day, "What's this?! My first class is Magical Creatures with Hagrid? Oh goodies! I can't wait to see what adorable creature he shows us today~<3!"
Crabbe and Goyle squee in delight.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:13 pm
Voldemort: *burst into the Great Hall wearing a Harry Potter costume* "Muhahaha!! I will kill you all!"
*everyone gasps*
*Ron walks up to Voldemort, putting and arm around his shoulder*
Ron: "That's an awesome costume, Voldie! But we all know that Harry can't get into Hogwarts. Snape, our headmaster, would never allow it!"
*everyone laughs*
((It's confusing, but Voldemort and Harry's roles switched.))
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:29 pm
Fred and George: We've joined the ministry of magic!
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