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 Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:14 pm
Allora Lang PeacefulLight Allora Lang PeacefulLight Allora Lang PeacefulLight Lol jeebus 12 kids.. Sakura must be REALLY close to ripping apart his family jewels... The septuplets weren't his fault! He's the male! It depends how many sperm got into eggs in her! Sorry if I had to crack anyone's shell about the whole Birds and Bees thing.. It still wasn't his fault. Fine... But it's his fault if most of them are girls! biggrin As if he has physical control over anything that goes on in his family!!! Sasuke: I'm sorry. Sakura: For what? Sasuke: Giving you twelve kids. Sakura: For the last time, the seven were not your fault. Sasuke: Phew . . . Sakura: Nor are these current five. Sasuke: eek Sakura are you---? Sakura: scream JUST GET ME SOME ICE CREAM, AND DON'T FORGET THE PICKLES!!!!!! Kakashi: [Answers the phone] What is it now Sasuke? Sasuke: What . . . have I done? Kakashi: [sigh] I'll be right over. Lol, it's his fault for Sakura's anger. :/ He should have known the possible risks of Sakura's Wrath with him leaving, and then giving her 12 kids. biggrin Luckily, Sakura spared his family jewels.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:30 pm
PeacefulLight Allora Lang PeacefulLight Allora Lang PeacefulLight He's the male! It depends how many sperm got into eggs in her! Sorry if I had to crack anyone's shell about the whole Birds and Bees thing.. It still wasn't his fault. Fine... But it's his fault if most of them are girls! biggrin As if he has physical control over anything that goes on in his family!!! Sasuke: I'm sorry. Sakura: For what? Sasuke: Giving you twelve kids. Sakura: For the last time, the seven were not your fault. Sasuke: Phew . . . Sakura: Nor are these current five. Sasuke: eek Sakura are you---? Sakura: scream JUST GET ME SOME ICE CREAM, AND DON'T FORGET THE PICKLES!!!!!! Kakashi: [Answers the phone] What is it now Sasuke? Sasuke: What . . . have I done? Kakashi: [sigh] I'll be right over. Lol, it's his fault for Sakura's anger. :/ He should have known the possible risks of Sakura's Wrath with him leaving, and then giving her 12 kids. biggrin Luckily, Sakura spared his family jewels. Didn't you notice? It's gonna be 17.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:58 am
Sorry I've been gone for a while!!!! I missed this place sooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17?!? burning_eyes blaugh rofl I love you guys! We tourcher Sasuke so much....
Wait but don't girls only have a certain amount of eggs? DUDE!!!! What happens if she runs out of eggs?!?!? MWAHAHA!!!! Poor Sasuke...
*Sasu jumps into bed next to Saku*
*Saku keeps reading her book*
*Sasu nudges closer*
Saku puts her book down on her lap: No Sasuke.
Sasu: But-
Saku: No buts, I can't...
*Sasu cockes his head to the side* ...?......!!! No
*Saku nods head* I'm afraid its true... I'm sor-
Sasu: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! *hides in a corner muttering* Not true, not true...
saku: Sasu-
Sasu: HEAR NO EVIL!!!!!!!!!! IT CA-
THSHLWAP!!!! *Sakura's standing above him with the shiny GS*
Someone else can finish this or edit it I'm not that good at these things... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:09 pm
Lol, he'd be devastated.. Poor Sakura would be in such a rage that the whole world would explode if she killed Sasuke. biggrin
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:48 pm
Allora Lang PeacefulLight Allora Lang PeacefulLight Allora Lang PeacefulLight He's the male! It depends how many sperm got into eggs in her! Sorry if I had to crack anyone's shell about the whole Birds and Bees thing.. It still wasn't his fault. Fine... But it's his fault if most of them are girls! biggrin As if he has physical control over anything that goes on in his family!!! Sasuke: I'm sorry. Sakura: For what? Sasuke: Giving you twelve kids. Sakura: For the last time, the seven were not your fault. Sasuke: Phew . . . Sakura: Nor are these current five. Sasuke: eek Sakura are you---? Sakura: scream JUST GET ME SOME ICE CREAM, AND DON'T FORGET THE PICKLES!!!!!! Kakashi: [Answers the phone] What is it now Sasuke? Sasuke: What . . . have I done? Kakashi: [sigh] I'll be right over. Lol, it's his fault for Sakura's anger. :/ He should have known the possible risks of Sakura's Wrath with him leaving, and then giving her 12 kids. biggrin Luckily, Sakura spared his family jewels. Didn't you notice? It's gonna be 17. I don't know why but i always imagene them having 17... only 1 pair of twins and the other 15 single
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:37 am
xxbrizone Allora Lang PeacefulLight Allora Lang PeacefulLight Fine... But it's his fault if most of them are girls! biggrin As if he has physical control over anything that goes on in his family!!! Sasuke: I'm sorry. Sakura: For what? Sasuke: Giving you twelve kids. Sakura: For the last time, the seven were not your fault. Sasuke: Phew . . . Sakura: Nor are these current five. Sasuke: eek Sakura are you---? Sakura: scream JUST GET ME SOME ICE CREAM, AND DON'T FORGET THE PICKLES!!!!!! Kakashi: [Answers the phone] What is it now Sasuke? Sasuke: What . . . have I done? Kakashi: [sigh] I'll be right over. Lol, it's his fault for Sakura's anger. :/ He should have known the possible risks of Sakura's Wrath with him leaving, and then giving her 12 kids. biggrin Luckily, Sakura spared his family jewels. Didn't you notice? It's gonna be 17. I don't know why but i always imagene them having 17... only 1 pair of twins and the other 15 single Ouch... 17 kids... that would hurt! If someone made a comic of this, Sakura would be pregnant for like, the whole thing...
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:05 am
rachaella22 xxbrizone Allora Lang PeacefulLight Allora Lang PeacefulLight Fine... But it's his fault if most of them are girls! biggrin As if he has physical control over anything that goes on in his family!!! Sasuke: I'm sorry. Sakura: For what? Sasuke: Giving you twelve kids. Sakura: For the last time, the seven were not your fault. Sasuke: Phew . . . Sakura: Nor are these current five. Sasuke: eek Sakura are you---? Sakura: scream JUST GET ME SOME ICE CREAM, AND DON'T FORGET THE PICKLES!!!!!! Kakashi: [Answers the phone] What is it now Sasuke? Sasuke: What . . . have I done? Kakashi: [sigh] I'll be right over. Lol, it's his fault for Sakura's anger. :/ He should have known the possible risks of Sakura's Wrath with him leaving, and then giving her 12 kids. biggrin Luckily, Sakura spared his family jewels. Didn't you notice? It's gonna be 17. I don't know why but i always imagene them having 17... only 1 pair of twins and the other 15 single Ouch... 17 kids... that would hurt! If someone made a comic of this, Sakura would be pregnant for like, the whole thing... well i think of them starting early...*cogh* 16 years. but they would have a brake for like 5years.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:45 pm
xxbrizone rachaella22 xxbrizone Allora Lang PeacefulLight Lol, it's his fault for Sakura's anger. :/ He should have known the possible risks of Sakura's Wrath with him leaving, and then giving her 12 kids. biggrin Luckily, Sakura spared his family jewels. Didn't you notice? It's gonna be 17. I don't know why but i always imagene them having 17... only 1 pair of twins and the other 15 single Ouch... 17 kids... that would hurt! If someone made a comic of this, Sakura would be pregnant for like, the whole thing... well i think of them starting early...*cogh* 16 years. but they would have a brake for like 5years. Actually, I imagined quints, then septuplets, then more quints.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:09 pm
Allora Lang xxbrizone rachaella22 xxbrizone Allora Lang PeacefulLight Lol, it's his fault for Sakura's anger. :/ He should have known the possible risks of Sakura's Wrath with him leaving, and then giving her 12 kids. biggrin Luckily, Sakura spared his family jewels. Didn't you notice? It's gonna be 17. I don't know why but i always imagene them having 17... only 1 pair of twins and the other 15 single Ouch... 17 kids... that would hurt! If someone made a comic of this, Sakura would be pregnant for like, the whole thing... well i think of them starting early...*cogh* 16 years. but they would have a brake for like 5years. Actually, I imagined quints, then septuplets, then more quints. Lol. Poor Sasuke.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:32 pm
PeacefulLight Allora Lang xxbrizone rachaella22 xxbrizone I don't know why but i always imagene them having 17... only 1 pair of twins and the other 15 single Ouch... 17 kids... that would hurt! If someone made a comic of this, Sakura would be pregnant for like, the whole thing... well i think of them starting early...*cogh* 16 years. but they would have a brake for like 5years. Actually, I imagined quints, then septuplets, then more quints. Lol. Poor Sasuke. Poor Sasuke? More like poor Sakura. She's going to be the one popping them out!
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:16 pm
Jill2282 PeacefulLight Allora Lang xxbrizone rachaella22 xxbrizone I don't know why but i always imagene them having 17... only 1 pair of twins and the other 15 single Ouch... 17 kids... that would hurt! If someone made a comic of this, Sakura would be pregnant for like, the whole thing... well i think of them starting early...*cogh* 16 years. but they would have a brake for like 5years. Actually, I imagined quints, then septuplets, then more quints. Lol. Poor Sasuke. Poor Sasuke? More like poor Sakura. She's going to be the one popping them out! Good point, but poor Sasuke for the fear of post-and-during preggy horomones from Sakura.. :/
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:29 am
Hmm... In SasuSaku roleplays with my friend, their kids are the following:
Rika(girl, very strong personality)
Riku(boy, terrified of his older sister, three years younger)
Fraternal twins, a boy and a girl (four years younger than Riku)
Girl, four years younger than twins
And that's as far as we got. By the time the youngest daughter is born, that makes Rika about 12.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:49 am
lool sasuke can pick up moves by watching video tapes with his sharingan =p
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:57 pm
Iia xD That would be amusing. What a poor kid, though.
Kid: Moooom!
Sakura: Yes?
Kid: Am I an alien?
Sakura: Wh...what makes you think that?
Kid: Mom, look! My roots are PINK!
Sakura: I see. Yes, they are.
Kid: T__T I'M AN ALIEN!
Sakura: Honey, you are not an alien.
Kid: o.o Mom. NOBODY from this planet has black hair that turns pink!
Sakura: Who told you that you were an alien?
Kid: Well, I asked Uncle Naruto why my hair is turning pink and...
Sakura: Naruto is an idiot. Your father puts black dye in your shampoo. You're hair is naturally pink, like mine.
Kid: ...Okay! *skiddadles off somewhere else* DAAAADDY!
Sasuke: Yes?
Kid: My hair is naturally pink, right?
Sasuke: >>; No. Who told you this.
Kid: Mom.
Sasuke: o.o Your mother LIES!
Kid: Then WHY are my roots PINK!?
Sasuke: >> Because....umm....you're an alien!
Kid: gonk crying MOOOOOM! *runs off*
*two minutes later*
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! *hits him with a spatula* Stop harassing our son!
Yes...crack is GOOD. xD that was so funny i almost fell to the floor
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:44 pm
PeacefulLight Jill2282 PeacefulLight Allora Lang xxbrizone well i think of them starting early...*cogh* 16 years. but they would have a brake for like 5years. Actually, I imagined quints, then septuplets, then more quints. Lol. Poor Sasuke. Poor Sasuke? More like poor Sakura. She's going to be the one popping them out! Good point, but poor Sasuke for the fear of post-and-during preggy horomones from Sakura.. :/ >3... Sasuke: --hears annoying bell ringing for the upteenth time-- What is it, Sakura!? Sakura: Am I ugly? --pouty face-- Sasuke: Depends... N-no! You're the most beautful thing I've ever seen? Sakura: R-Really? --tears up-- Sasuke: Yeah! --nods quickly-- Sakura: Then how come you won't sleep in the same bed as me? D: Sasuke: Erm...<<; >>; I don't want you to put stress on our baby. It may be the heir! =O --runs away--
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