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 Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:33 pm
I don't know why I even married her in the first place.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:34 pm
We could never agree on anything.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:37 pm
she wouldn't leave her machete at home -.-
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:40 pm
She turned into an animal and tried to eat me.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:43 pm
I don't want to die before my wife does.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:44 pm
I kept trying to bang her so she put me on a leash sad
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:44 pm
... Why would I divorce that?
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:50 pm
We kept on battling to see who gets to eat the waffles o.O
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:51 pm
She always won the waffles, and I was stuck with the Pop-Tarts.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:57 pm
the person ATE MY CHEESE CAKE!!!! scream
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:59 pm
I can't see the bottom of your signature!
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:56 pm
You were always away from home on baseball missions.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:15 pm
You kept possessing me...
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:57 am
You kept getting killed. Every day.
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:00 am
-hugs- I LOVE YOU LINK!!! heart
HAHA NEVER GOING TO GET DIVORCED
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