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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:55 pm
*Receives a broken heart with the jar glass still stuck in it.*
*Inserts my mother's car keys*
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:53 am
You get your mom's car but can't start it because it lacks keys...
*Inserts allergies*
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:02 am
*A dragon sneezes right in your face, before slipping back into the machine*
*Inserts my mothers useless car.*
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:45 am
spits out brand new McLauren F-1 *inserts david spade's head*
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:42 pm
You get Chris Farley's head.
*Inserts David Bowie as the goblin king*
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:47 pm
You receieve an error message.
~inserts broken mirror~ (I didn't break it.)
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:24 pm
*Bad luck comes out in the form of an anrgy looking wedding cake and a three legged chair.* Which way did he go boss, which way did he go!?
*Inserts my skills of making eggsalad.*
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:44 pm
you get a diseased squirrel
insert vanessa hudgens's dead body
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:40 pm
*Receives a gay man in a police costume*
*Inserts my new diseased squirrel*
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:12 am
You recieve your eggsalad making skills.
~Inserts the ashes of the entire Twilight series.~
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:08 pm
*Receives a fruit basket of thanks from all the people who despise Twilight.*
*Inserts one dirty sock*
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:32 pm
you receive... a years supply of mismatched (yet clean!) socks... for which there is no pair...
*inserts undead squirrel legion*
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:54 am
You receive 3 singing chipmunks of DOOM!!!!
I insert my desire for Gaia-tan and Y Paddle....
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:04 am
You recieve a note saying 'The vending machine is currently out of those items, sorry.'
*Inserts obsession for anime*
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:50 am
YOU OBTAINED an intense ability to draw anime
~Drops in some goldfish crackers
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