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 Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:45 pm
Here's a good one I saw on a bumper sticker....
"JESUS LOVES YOU!.... everyone ELSE thinks you're an a*****e"
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:19 am
poping her head over the top of the toilet cubical
*hello, do you have any toilet paper?
lady on toilet looks up
-yes, why do you want some?
*no, just checking
she disapears
this is from comedy inc: the late shift!
so funny
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:54 am
I had Driver's Ed a while back and it's given me a hobby: Whenever I have absolutely nothing to do in the back of a car, I'll try to watch out for church signboards with little punchlines in it. I actually started writing some of these down. whee
"Give Satan an inch, and he'll be ruler."
"God answers all of his 'knee-mails.'"
"What on earth are you doing for heaven's sake?"
"Prevent truth decay: read the bible."
"Sign broken: come inside for message."
I just have to applaud how much time and effort these ministers use to come up with these. xd
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:52 pm
The best posions are made with the best intentions.
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:57 pm
Sucellus I had Driver's Ed a while back and it's given me a hobby: Whenever I have absolutely nothing to do in the back of a car, I'll try to watch out for church signboards with little punchlines in it. I actually started writing some of these down. whee "Give Satan an inch, and he'll be ruler." "God answers all of his 'knee-mails.'" "What on earth are you doing for heaven's sake?" "Prevent truth decay: read the bible." "Sign broken: come inside for message." I just have to applaud how much time and effort these ministers use to come up with these. xd And: "Ch_ _ch...whats missing?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:00 pm
My friends and I had been hanging out by the pool all day and one of them got a massive sunburn and whenever she moved, it hurt. If you touched it, it was super hot. "Dude, guys, come feel my sunburn! My boobs are so hot that we could fry eggs on them!" <- That would be Christabelle. She's strange, but we love her anyway.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:03 pm
Marjuari_the_elemental Sucellus I had Driver's Ed a while back and it's given me a hobby: Whenever I have absolutely nothing to do in the back of a car, I'll try to watch out for church signboards with little punchlines in it. I actually started writing some of these down. whee "Give Satan an inch, and he'll be ruler." "God answers all of his 'knee-mails.'" "What on earth are you doing for heaven's sake?" "Prevent truth decay: read the bible." "Sign broken: come inside for message." I just have to applaud how much time and effort these ministers use to come up with these. xd And: "Ch_ _ch...whats missing?" Or "Church parking only: trespassers will be batized."
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:06 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:07 pm
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
- Chuck Palahniuk, "Invisible Monsters"
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:10 pm
I've lived to long with pain. I won't know who I am without it.
- Orson Scott Card, "Ender's Game"
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:16 pm
oh, i saw a church sign that said "the most powerful position is on your knees"
lol
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:20 pm
*if bad things suck, do good things blow?"
-j. farmer, my best[guy]friend in the world
&
"yes"
-m. steft, his boyfriend
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:50 am
"Hey guys, do you know what Fruit Loops remind me of? Gay Cheerios."
-Justin Kinney
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:25 pm
If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.
-Jack Handy
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:25 pm
"I may be love's b***h but at least I am man enough to admit it!" ---Spike From BtVS
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