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 Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:01 am
This was a conversation between my 3 year old son and my 14 year old sister:
Son: "Sissy need didey (diaper), go change."
Sister: "Do I look like I got 'Negro' written on my forehead?"
Son: "It start. (It's a start)"
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:42 pm
Ninjara "Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off." I like that one. where is it from?
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:47 pm
(ayame to kyo)
"Hush, I'm still sleeping"
FRUITS BASKET
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:33 pm
"Rufus Prime, Please, tell us...what is the meaning of life?"
"Hhmmmmm.....CHEESE!!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:37 pm
Here are a few of my favs:
Trust in god, SHE will provide.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
So, you think your straight? Well so is spagetti, until you heat it up.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:01 pm
^--- has a funny 3 quotes and a great siggy ^-^ ((but yes god is a she))
good night... bite thoes bed bugs back tonight
TIS MY QUOTE AND U TAKE IT I BEAT YOU UP WITH MY BALL SACK!!!!
((that will problably hurt me more but hey... u get the idea))
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:40 am
Confucious say: he who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:17 am
I don't know if the first one counts. From the first Fruits Basket.
Kyo-kun: "I just fixed this door!!!"
Yuki-kun: "Then do it again."
Kyo-kun: "Maybe I will!!!"
Second quote
"Riddle me this, and riddle me that, who's afriad of the big black bat?"
-The Riddler
Batman forever.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:21 am
From Monty Python: "Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts..deedeleedee deedeleedee, there they are standing in a row....big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...." Thats all I remember sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:26 am
I was walking with my friends one day and we were saying random crap to see who took it pervertedly (I know weird hobbeis xd ).
Me: window
Every one except Chad starts snickering.
Chad: No, no, no, no. It's not the window that's perverted. It's what you see through the window that makes it perverted.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:06 pm
Yonoko Here are a few of my favs: Trust in god, SHE will provide. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup So, you think your straight? Well so is spagetti, until you heat it up. Are you apart of a website called otherkin?
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:54 am
"Any transition serious enough to alter your definition of self will require not just small adjustments in your way of living and thinking but a full-on metamorphosis. " - Martha Beck
"Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football." - Fran Lebowitz
"Unless a man or woman has experienced the darkness of the soul he or she can know nothing of that transforming laughter without which no hint of the ultimate reality of the opposites can be faintly intuited." - Helen Luke
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:28 am
Fuuka_Faery Yonoko Here are a few of my favs: Trust in god, SHE will provide. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup So, you think your straight? Well so is spagetti, until you heat it up. Are you apart of a website called otherkin? nope
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:21 pm
The is off a bumper sticker.
Gos is coming. And boy is she pissed.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:18 pm
"Sorry I missed church today. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian" mrgreen
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