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 Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:37 pm
Crystal_Uchiha rubystarkiki Allora Lang Crystal_Uchiha Allora Lang I got this from a ZITS comic. Daisuke: Mom, Dad hit me with a rock . . . Sakura: Oh, you poor thing . . . What were you doing? Daisuke: Throwing rocks at each other. that is cute. poor sasuke now he has to face the wrath of the golden spatula blaugh yep! rofl Sakura: Daisuke, why are you limping? Daisuke: Jammed my foot on the garden wall. Sakura: Oh, you poor thing! What happened? Daisuke: Dad and I had a wall kicking contest. Sakura: [Turns to Sasuke] See, you're a bad influence. ((Also from ZITS)) wow sasuke what are you teaching your children....its funny though blaugh yeah pretty soon they are going to be jumping of bridges
Sakura: -looks up from whatever she was doing- Why are you wet?
Daiske: -blinks- Me and dad were seeing who could jump off the bridge the fastest...
Sakura: ...>.>
Sasuke: -walks in-
Sakura: -evil voice-Sasuke...
Sasuke: -voice squeaks- Uh.. Yes, honey...?
Sakura: -pulles TEH AWESOMEST UBERHUGE GOLDEN SPATULA out of thin air- Run.
Sasuke: o.o Crap...! -runs-
Sakura: -chases- GET YOUR UCHIHA a** BACK HERE!
Daisuke: -.-0 -sighs- They're the ones paying for the therapy...
Heh... sweatdrop
What would happen if, like, Daisuke walked in on Sakura and Sasuke...?
Sakura: -whips Sasuke- You've been a very, very naughty boy, Sasu-chan!
Sasuke: -handcuffed to the bed- Yes I have!
Sakura: Someone's gonna have to punish you... -starts crawling twoards Sasuke-
Daisuke: Hey, Mom, Dad...? Can you help me with my homewor--- OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?! -faints-
Sasuke: He's starting therapy tomorrow, right?
Sakura: Yup... -they go back to what they were doing-
Bwahahahaa~
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:11 pm
[Cpu] Pudding Crystal_Uchiha rubystarkiki Allora Lang Crystal_Uchiha Allora Lang I got this from a ZITS comic. Daisuke: Mom, Dad hit me with a rock . . . Sakura: Oh, you poor thing . . . What were you doing? Daisuke: Throwing rocks at each other. that is cute. poor sasuke now he has to face the wrath of the golden spatula blaugh yep! rofl Sakura: Daisuke, why are you limping? Daisuke: Jammed my foot on the garden wall. Sakura: Oh, you poor thing! What happened? Daisuke: Dad and I had a wall kicking contest. Sakura: [Turns to Sasuke] See, you're a bad influence. ((Also from ZITS)) wow sasuke what are you teaching your children....its funny though blaugh yeah pretty soon they are going to be jumping of bridges
Sakura: -looks up from whatever she was doing- Why are you wet?
Daiske: -blinks- Me and dad were seeing who could jump off the bridge the fastest...
Sakura: ...>.>
Sasuke: -walks in-
Sakura: -evil voice-Sasuke...
Sasuke: -voice squeaks- Uh.. Yes, honey...?
Sakura: -pulles TEH AWESOMEST UBERHUGE GOLDEN SPATULA out of thin air- Run.
Sasuke: o.o Crap...! -runs-
Sakura: -chases- GET YOUR UCHIHA a** BACK HERE!
Daisuke: -.-0 -sighs- They're the ones paying for the therapy...
Heh... sweatdrop
What would happen if, like, Daisuke walked in on Sakura and Sasuke...?
Sakura: -whips Sasuke- You've been a very, very naughty boy, Sasu-chan!
Sasuke: -handcuffed to the bed- Yes I have!
Sakura: Someone's gonna have to punish you... -starts crawling twoards Sasuke-
Daisuke: Hey, Mom, Dad...? Can you help me with my homewor--- OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?! -faints-
Sasuke: He's starting therapy tomorrow, right?
Sakura: Yup... -they go back to what they were doing-
Bwahahahaa~woah the k last one was sad for poor daisuke. it wont be the same for him again xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:21 am
@_@
I think that's vaguely disturbing. It's gross walking in on your parents like that - more so if they're at it rather... um... EW. Bad train of thought.
Poor firstborn, though. He does keep going into crappy situations with his parents. I wonder how the rest are doing?
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:26 pm
>> << *returns from shadows* I have returned! School has been keeping me busy, with exams coming up ad all. I might get on sometimes, ub tI have to use my dad's comp. My internet sucks on mine. :3
Lol, I don't want to know about the others..
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:02 pm
rubystarkiki [Cpu] Pudding Crystal_Uchiha rubystarkiki Allora Lang yep! rofl Sakura: Daisuke, why are you limping? Daisuke: Jammed my foot on the garden wall. Sakura: Oh, you poor thing! What happened? Daisuke: Dad and I had a wall kicking contest. Sakura: [Turns to Sasuke] See, you're a bad influence. ((Also from ZITS)) wow sasuke what are you teaching your children....its funny though blaugh yeah pretty soon they are going to be jumping of bridges
Sakura: -looks up from whatever she was doing- Why are you wet?
Daiske: -blinks- Me and dad were seeing who could jump off the bridge the fastest...
Sakura: ...>.>
Sasuke: -walks in-
Sakura: -evil voice-Sasuke...
Sasuke: -voice squeaks- Uh.. Yes, honey...?
Sakura: -pulles TEH AWESOMEST UBERHUGE GOLDEN SPATULA out of thin air- Run.
Sasuke: o.o Crap...! -runs-
Sakura: -chases- GET YOUR UCHIHA a** BACK HERE!
Daisuke: -.-0 -sighs- They're the ones paying for the therapy...
Heh... sweatdrop
What would happen if, like, Daisuke walked in on Sakura and Sasuke...?
Sakura: -whips Sasuke- You've been a very, very naughty boy, Sasu-chan!
Sasuke: -handcuffed to the bed- Yes I have!
Sakura: Someone's gonna have to punish you... -starts crawling twoards Sasuke-
Daisuke: Hey, Mom, Dad...? Can you help me with my homewor--- OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?! -faints-
Sasuke: He's starting therapy tomorrow, right?
Sakura: Yup... -they go back to what they were doing-
Bwahahahaa~woah the k last one was sad for poor daisuke. it wont be the same for him again xd oh mi god. that is disturbing
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:32 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:00 pm
ha!! pregnant sakura!! tthis is how sasuke will act: 
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:23 pm
ember92 ha!! pregnant sakura!! tthis is how sasuke will act: Sasuke: Whose gonna be my little Uchiha? Yes thats right, my little boy. <3333333333
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:10 pm
Iia xD That would be amusing. What a poor kid, though.
Kid: Moooom!
Sakura: Yes?
Kid: Am I an alien?
Sakura: Wh...what makes you think that?
Kid: Mom, look! My roots are PINK!
Sakura: I see. Yes, they are.
Kid: T__T I'M AN ALIEN!
Sakura: Honey, you are not an alien.
Kid: o.o Mom. NOBODY from this planet has black hair that turns pink!
Sakura: Who told you that you were an alien?
Kid: Well, I asked Uncle Naruto why my hair is turning pink and...
Sakura: Naruto is an idiot. Your father puts black dye in your shampoo. You're hair is naturally pink, like mine.
Kid: ...Okay! *skiddadles off somewhere else* DAAAADDY!
Sasuke: Yes?
Kid: My hair is naturally pink, right?
Sasuke: >>; No. Who told you this.
Kid: Mom.
Sasuke: o.o Your mother LIES!
Kid: Then WHY are my roots PINK!?
Sasuke: >> Because....umm....you're an alien!
Kid: gonk crying MOOOOOM! *runs off*
*two minutes later*
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! *hits him with a spatula* Stop harassing our son!
Yes...crack is GOOD. xD i can see that hapening rofl
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:24 pm
Iia xD That would be amusing. What a poor kid, though.
Kid: Moooom!
Sakura: Yes?
Kid: Am I an alien?
Sakura: Wh...what makes you think that?
Kid: Mom, look! My roots are PINK!
Sakura: I see. Yes, they are.
Kid: T__T I'M AN ALIEN!
Sakura: Honey, you are not an alien.
Kid: o.o Mom. NOBODY from this planet has black hair that turns pink!
Sakura: Who told you that you were an alien?
Kid: Well, I asked Uncle Naruto why my hair is turning pink and...
Sakura: Naruto is an idiot. Your father puts black dye in your shampoo. You're hair is naturally pink, like mine.
Kid: ...Okay! *skiddadles off somewhere else* DAAAADDY!
Sasuke: Yes?
Kid: My hair is naturally pink, right?
Sasuke: >>; No. Who told you this.
Kid: Mom.
Sasuke: o.o Your mother LIES!
Kid: Then WHY are my roots PINK!?
Sasuke: >> Because....umm....you're an alien!
Kid: gonk crying MOOOOOM! *runs off*
*two minutes later*
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! *hits him with a spatula* Stop harassing our son!
Yes...crack is GOOD. xD
Daisuke: Mom?
Sakura: Yeah?
Daisuke: ¿Por que? (1)
Sakura: .... ? -quirks-
Sasuke: Porque ella es muy divertida. -winks-(2)
Daisuke: o.o -stares-
Sakura: ...... O.o?
Sasuke: You wouldn't understand.
Sakura: I see. It's mantalk.
Naruto: -peeks in- Then why can Sasuke speak it?
Sasuke: WHY I OUTTA-
Sakura: -smacking Naruto-
Daisuke: It's Spanish, Mom. Spanish.
Sakura: I see..
-five minutes later-
Naruto: Ehh, ¿Sakura es muy divertida en la cama?(3)
Sasuke: Si. Ella is muy divertida en la cama.(4)
Sakura: Alright, I know enough Spanish to know what that means. -smacks Naruto, then Sasuke- Ahh, what a nice evening...
Daisuke: ..... And they lived happily everafter! -closes book-
Daisuke's Spanish Teacher: Bien!(5) What an interesting story!
Class: -laughing-
Talking about Sakura
1 - Why?
2 - Because she is very fun.
Naruto clarifying
3 - Sakura is very fun in the bed?
4 - Yes. She is very fun in the bed. (Sasuke clarifying)
Teacher Talk
5 - Good!
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:06 pm
takelia_and_salt Iia xD That would be amusing. What a poor kid, though.
Kid: Moooom!
Sakura: Yes?
Kid: Am I an alien?
Sakura: Wh...what makes you think that?
Kid: Mom, look! My roots are PINK!
Sakura: I see. Yes, they are.
Kid: T__T I'M AN ALIEN!
Sakura: Honey, you are not an alien.
Kid: o.o Mom. NOBODY from this planet has black hair that turns pink!
Sakura: Who told you that you were an alien?
Kid: Well, I asked Uncle Naruto why my hair is turning pink and...
Sakura: Naruto is an idiot. Your father puts black dye in your shampoo. You're hair is naturally pink, like mine.
Kid: ...Okay! *skiddadles off somewhere else* DAAAADDY!
Sasuke: Yes?
Kid: My hair is naturally pink, right?
Sasuke: >>; No. Who told you this.
Kid: Mom.
Sasuke: o.o Your mother LIES!
Kid: Then WHY are my roots PINK!?
Sasuke: >> Because....umm....you're an alien!
Kid: gonk crying MOOOOOM! *runs off*
*two minutes later*
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN! *hits him with a spatula* Stop harassing our son!
Yes...crack is GOOD. xD i can see that hapening rofl yeah i could see it now.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:07 pm
PeacefulLight ember92 ha!! pregnant sakura!! tthis is how sasuke will act: Sasuke: Whose gonna be my little Uchiha? Yes thats right, my little boy. <3333333333 yeah sakura wont like it though. oh well at least the kid will talk at an early age. rofl
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:48 pm
::pops in from the shadows:: o_O Darn you people with your perverted crack and your good crack and...GAH!
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:11 pm
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