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 Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:29 am
"For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while."
-The Salmon of Doubt
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:42 am
"Rufus, What is the meaning of life"
"hmmmmm.....CHEESE!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:39 am
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories" -Stainslaw J. Lec
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:42 am
We make an idol of fear and call it God
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:44 am
Also: "Life is short. Have fun!"- as seen on a billboard
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:50 am
ok here's a quote i like...
"Ultimate excellence lies not in winning every battle, but in defeating the enemy without ever fighting."
-Sun Tzu
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:09 pm
The quote currently in my siggy, which will likely stay there a while.
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." -Oscar Wilde.
And then there's "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." -Jessica Rabbit. Va-va-voom! heart
EDIT: Another favourite, or rather pair of favourites, of mine is as follows:
"God is dead." -Nietszche
"Nietszche is dead." -God
whee
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:25 pm
"stay close to the candles the staircase can be quite treturious" and the candles arnt even lit loll
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:25 pm
"With all due respect sir, you are full of s**t"-Me
I got away with this. I laugh like mad. xd rofl
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:51 pm
"I do not evolve into something better I evolve in to something more evil it is called eviloution"
that ish me the evil kitty lolz j/k
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:00 pm
Iliana- You snagle toothed b***h.
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:49 pm
The wise man once said, " Do not copy what others say."
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:14 am
'Shaddup and drink your goddamn tea!" - Cid Highwind
"If you take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive" - Van Wilder, and countless other places prior to it.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:53 pm
heres a few...
"banished is banished from the world, and the worlds exile is death." -william shakespeare, romeo and juliet
"beware the ides of march. what man is this? a soothsayer bids you beware the ides of march." -soothsayer, caesar, brutus -william shakespeare, julius caesar
"look its not lightning its the fourth of july, oooh say can you see... holy crap *runs and trips*" - tom cruise, the war of the worlds
hehe that last one was hilarious he almost got struck by lighting.. mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:29 am
"The thing is, it's possible to 'come out' as a variety of things. Not only gay, but as an atheist, an agnostic, a Hugh Grant fan, bisexual, Jewish, Catholic, straight, a polyamorist, a lawyer--heck, it's even possible to come out as female. I had to do that, and it was one of the most bizarre experience of my life. And before you ask, no, I'm not butch. At ALL. I think they thought I was a very good drag queen."
-Random forum girl
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