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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:36 pm
Ihsan.al.Seif 
"Ah, yes," Ihsan said. "It's true. Incidentally, did you release the instructor from the closet?" He dried his hands and turned to the other...three students. "You may still wish to practice if your flirting skills are rusty." He should probably add he wasn't the best for verbal wooing. He preferred to woo a woman with his eyes and body language.
And sparkles. Apparently.
When appropriate.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:51 pm
Louis Caros  "Pick up lines? Pick up lines only show one for how desperate they are, if you need to 'woo' a woman, the best way is to compliment her on her features that can be complimented on. Features that can be discussed in a civil conversation of course. Just make sure it is true as well. But tell her how she has the most lovely hair. Describe her features with passion too!"
Louis then began to make a one man waltzing impression in place "Then you ask her for a dance right there. If she dances with you, she's interested. Mainly you need to show your personality." Louis said, giving a slight laugh to himself. "Because if she thinks you aren't you, when you decide to be you, then problems shall arise. Also... no one in here has seen any bees lately right? None that are around a foot long?"
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:11 pm
 ▂▃▄▅▆ Malade Bellerose ▆▅▄▃▂
"Don't hate me because I'm better than you. Hate me because I know it."
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×
Malade snorted when Morgan tried to make up excuses, clearly ashamed that he needed help. He was lucky there just happened to be a train of guys coming into the bathroom who could help. After giving the guy who helped him break into the girl's dorm a weird look when he mentioned releasing a professor from a closet, he frowned at the freak dancing with himself.
"No, no, no. This isn't the eighteenth century anymore. Girls aren't nearly as interested in gentlemen as they used to be," It was sad, but he knew it was true. Nice guys didn't seem to get the love they deserved nowadays. "Now, this is going to sound pretty bad, but chicks dig assholes. Shocking, I know. I don't understand it either. But there's a method to it. You have to alternate between seeming interested and being nice, and treating her like dirt. I've seen it work, and it lasts as long as you stay balanced. Be too nice, she moves on to a meaner guy. Be too mean, and she'll move on to a nicer guy. Got it?"
He was just talking out his a** at this point. He based all of his advice on his observations of other relationships, but he was certain it would work. In theory, it made sense. Sort of.
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:05 pm
 .:l Morgan O’Donald l:.
”Hey, I know a joke!
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says,
"Fine, I give up. I'll work at this flirting thing." Morgan sighed with a weak smile, just wanting them all to get off his case about this. Well, it was mainly Louis and Morgan. He looked at the guy being the least "helpful" thank goodness for that and replied. "Yeah, I did. Most people already left, and it'd be kind of awkward knowing that we just left her there the whole time."
"Since you guys are offering help, you won't mind if I use you two for practice right?" Well, he wasn't going to leave room for them to back out of it. He was making sure to spare the pale guy though. "Great!"
He started off with Louis since describing people should be easy enough. "What.... gorgeous brown locks you have. They... look fantastic underneath this bathroom lighting. And your eyes! They... They mismatched like... a tree." Okay, that was harder than he thought it'd be. "Sorry, dude, but I can't do the dance thing with you unless you want to play 'Topple the Giant' or something. By the way, unless you count a lizard, I have yet to see any other giant animals roaming around."
"Okay, okay. Next." He glanced over at Malade, inwardly grimacing. C'mon. He could do this. He could totally creep everyone out and shoo them away. "H-Hey.... Jerkwad. You. Me. Dinner. At eight. Be there unless you don't want.... your flowers?"
’I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.’
Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.”
- Dug from Up
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:27 pm
Ihsan.al.Seif
Ihsan watched with amusement as Morgan attempted to flirt with the other boys. "Where I'm from," he said, "women enjoy being treated with respect, but also as if they're special. They also like men who are mysterious, I hear. You should use your eyes more than your words. Every gesture and caress communicates droves. Rely less on talking."
He threw away his paper towel and went to Malade, since this was Morgan's last target. Ihsan didn't really consider himself an expert on flirting but then, he had made quite a few girls blush or swoon since coming here. Though he didn't think the sparkles were going to work on the boys. He took Malade's hand, bringing it to his lips, while meeting his eyes and bowing very slightly. "I don't believe I have had the pleasure of learning your name." He let his thumb slide across Malade's knuckles in a gentle caress. Straightening, he pulled Malade slightly closer as he leaned to whisper against his ear, "Other men said they have seen angels, but I have seen thee, and thou art enough."
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:06 pm
Louis Caros Louis laughed at the awkwardness of Morgan. "Well... practice makes perfect." After Ihsan's demonstration, he began to clap. "There we are, see. He does it masterfully. With less words than I. I like his style."
Louis shook his head at Malade. "You aren't going to be able to KEEP that many girls with an attitude like that towards them. Well, then again, you probably have a very different taste in girls than I do." Louis looked around the room. "I am serious about that bee though, if you see it, kill it."
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:43 pm
▂▃▄▅▆ Malade Bellerose ▆▅▄▃▂
"Don't hate me because I'm better than you. Hate me because I know it."
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×
Malade nearly cringed when Morgan tried the freak's method on him, seeing that not only did it not work, but teaching him would be a lot more difficult than he initially thought. And then he tried his own method... and he swore, he was crying tears of blood after hearing that. "Too much a**. Not enough romance," He sighed, wondering if anyone actually used the insult 'jerkwad' anymore. That just sounded childish.
He took a step back when he saw the other freak approach him, having almost forgotten he was there. He looked around a bit frantically when he took his hand, not even sure what was going on anymore. It took him a while to realize that he was giving Morgan an example of flirting, and even then, he was still in a bit of a confused daze. He lost his senses when he whispered in his ear, finding himself clinging to him. That was... odd. He didn't remember doing that.
"Uh... Uhh..." He couldn't even think clearly, but he did hear the freak saying something about a bee. And the first thing that popped in his head made him want to slam his head on a wall, since it was such a Rose thought. Still clinging, dumbfounded, and blushing, he didn't say a word, trying to get his scrambled thoughts together.
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:34 pm
รคภเ  xThere's never been an oyster so divine
A river deep that never runs dry ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Sani probably should have gone to the infirmary with those scratch marks – the teacher that did it didn't seem like the type that would leave just a basic scratch. But, well, Sani was more resilient than he looked and, besides, he didn't want to risk running into Gad; the guy freaked out when his hat was askew. Still, he felt a sting and the only logical thing to do was to clean it out before it got infected. So, bathroom it was! He turned into the boy's bathroom since it would be too stereotypical to go into the girls and he didn't want to get mauled (in a good way) at the door. Actually, it looked like he may get the same attention regardless of which room he went into as, when he opened the door, he saw a whole gathering of guys blushing and.. clinging.. to.. pale creeper.
“HEY.” He snapped at the door way, “DUDE, I thought you were my bro! Not his hoe!” He should applaud himself for rhyming that; it was the best thing he had said all day, but he was too wrapped up in the moment to notice. “You know what, fine, we're not friends anymore.” That announcement made, he left the bathroom and slammed the door behind him. Stupid demon kid and pale creeper. He needed to go find someone to jump to heal his ego.
[Exit Sa--] ….Giant bee in hallway. Nope. He wasn't that stupid. [Enter Sani]
He slammed the door open and headed past them, slamming himself into a stall instead.▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ The birds and the bees they hum alongxxxx
Get on board and have some funxxxxx
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:45 pm
Ihsan.al.Seif
It didn't really occur to him that it was time to stop the act. After all, it was clearly working, so obviously he should continue to demonstrate what to do once you had swept someone of their feet. He looked down at Malade, reaching to tilt his face up, staring down into his black eyes as he grazed his thumb over Malade's lower lip.
"Don't speak," he said, quietly. "When I look into your eyes, I already hear all the words you're not saying." He leaned closer, still looking intently at Malade. "I...have never met anyone like you." As he spoke, he let the fingers of his other hand travel lightly over the top of Malade's hand, running across his knuckles and traveling the length of each finger, before he finally wrapped it in his and leaned down, brushing his lips against the other boy's in the barest semblance of a kiss.
Sani had come in, but Ihsan didn't pay attention to him for a change, because clearly that would spoil the mood. The most important thing about flirting--never let anything spoil the mood.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:59 pm
.:l Morgan O’Donald l:.
”Hey, I know a joke!
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says,
Okay. This was getting a little too hot and steamy. And just that alone was enough to make Morgan flail for the exit. Awh, man. There was no way he was going to be stuck with all these weirdos in one room, especially when the biggest it was debatable though pervert of them all entered/exited/entered. What was up with that? With one hand already covering his eyes somewhat, Morgan backed away to the door and left the bathroom-- what was that? Was that really a bee? Louis really wasn't kidding was he? And.... was that thing coming after him? With a stinger? That... looked like it could do some serious damage? Okay, okay, he was definitely shutting the door now.
Erase! He needed to get rid of the memory of dangerous bees just like how he was with this flirting scene because everything would go just fine if he-- Ohshiiiiiiit! The stinger! It skewered right through the door andandand that was enough for Morgan to squeak and turn into a puppy and head straight for one of the stalls.
’I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.’
Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.”
- Dug from Up
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:46 pm
Louis Caros Louis was very confused by the events then unfolded. There was a man kissing a man, a Sani in the room, Morgan becoming a puppy and a stinger through the door. Actually, that last part was the least surprising. Ihsan... really knew how to put the moves on someone.
"... The bee is here. Okay. So... until that stinger is gone, I elect we do not leave the room. Unless someone here has the combat capabilities to fight off a foot long bee. Anyone?"
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:27 pm
▂▃▄▅▆ Malade Bellerose ▆▅▄▃▂
"Don't hate me because I'm better than you. Hate me because I know it."
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×
Malade had expected him to stop after giving a demonstration, but no, he was wrong. He barely heard Sani when he entered the room, staring at Ihsan with wide eyes. He thought about retorting and calling Sani a hoe, but that thought was drowned in confusion along with many others. He could practically feel his knees knocking and... dammit, he was losing!
He was suddenly reminded of the park and how he lost tied, but not again! This guy seemed even more skilled than Angela, but he wasn't going to let that get in his way. Yet, he couldn't exactly bring himself to do much besides gawk up at him like a fool. Now that he thought about it, he was kind of tall. And muscular. And the freaky appearance was kind of... exotic. No, no, he was getting distracted!
But before he could do anything, that kiss made him realize that no matter what he would do, he already lost. He immediately moved away from him and bolted towards the nearest stall (being sure it was an empty one) and slammed the door shut behind him so he could blush and swoon with no witnesses.
After taking a long moment to compose himself and reorganize his thoughts, he recalled hearing about a giant bee. That was... odd. "Someone else can deal with it!" He squeaked out and covered his mouth immediately after, embarrassed about how... pathetic he sounded.
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”˜`”°º×
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:01 am
รคภเ xThere's never been an oyster so divine
A river deep that never runs dry ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Sani wasn't sure how long he could last inside the bathroom stall – especially knowing that there was action out there he wasn't a part of and should be a part of. If stupid pale kid wasn't involved, he would have jumped on it easy! But, he wouldn't degrade himself like that! He leaned against the back of the toilet and decided that – ...No, wait, he totally would. Was he stupid? Why did he jump out of such an opportune moment? Friendship didn't matter at all! Even a rivarly didn't! He could he have just pounced Malade while the swooning bits were done and dealt with and stole him back! Oh, he wanted to smack himself. But, then, the cracking of wood and the brief, frightening buzzing of a bee came and went inside the bathroom and Sani forgot all of that.
He curled up on the toilet sweet and snatched up the first fluffy, warm thing he saw – a puppy. Yes, perfect excuse. He was protecting the puppy. He held it by the skin of it's neck and stood up on the toilet seat, peeking for a moment to make sure no giant insect was bumbling around the room. When the coast was clear, he looked – wait.
“Bee fighting skills? Dude, him?” He pointed to Ihsan because, damn it, if anyone was getting thrown out to be spiked by a bee, it should be him. “He's awesome at it. You should get him to do it. I'll watch this innocent puppy, yeah? Yeah.” He finished his suggestion with a salute and ducked back in the stall to pet the puppy and wait the scene out.▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ The birds and the bees they hum alongxxxx
Get on board and have some funxxxxx
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:35 am
Ihsan.al.Seif
Ihsan's lips curved into a slight smile with Malade hastily retreated, face red. He almost chuckled at the other boy's reaction as well. Hopefully the others learned something. Though they all seemed distracted by a 'B' though he wasn't sure what the problem was until he saw the singer break through the door. He wasn't entirely sure what a 'B' was (aside from a letter in the alphabet) but he was fairly certain it was something dangerous.
And then Sani peeked over the stall where he was hiding and claimed Ihsan was an expert 'B' fighter.
"Not particularly," Ihsan stated. "I'm fairly certain we don't have 'B's in my country. Except in our alphabet."
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:16 am
Louis Caros Louis noticed the stinger disappear from the door. "I think... maybe it's gone?" Louis opened up the bathroom door. "Haha! It's gone! It's left us! Inconceivable as it is, the beast is gone!" Louis turned back towards everyone. "Well, as it is, I must bit you all, adieu, goodbye, farewell, and with haste, I leave."
(Exits Louis)
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