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 Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:29 pm
FastFresnel For sale: One slightly used, crotchety female. Not obedient in the slightest. Occasionally comes if called ... and it suits her fancy. Likes to eat, sleep, and have her head scratched. Will not stray from your yard if well-tended. All reasonable offers considered. Uhm. I'm trying to get 100,000 gold for you. You could work with me here, by, you know, lying a little on the ad? Like, there's nothing in the Gaia ToS that says you have to list the failings of any human beings you sell to others. Not a word. I checked. Please make a better ad, next time, like Blossom's? That looked much better. You're going to be so jealous when she sells for more than you do and I can afford a better outfit with her proceeds than I can with yours. You'll be like, "Man, that outfit Khall bought for selling me sucks, compared to the one he bought from selling Blossom and TMO." And then, man, you'll be sorry. smile
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:13 pm
All riiiiiiiiiight! I made a better ad!!! Yea!
*dances around throwing confetti*
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:41 pm
<@(Please stand by for an important post)@>
*Watches Orange Blossom's exploit.* That little episode is going to bring down your value.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:45 pm
*stops dancing and cleans up the confetti, then sits in the middle of the floor watching everyone else*
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:58 pm
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Nice save, but you still lost a few cents.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:14 pm
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Maybe if you prettied up your ad some.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:22 pm
 For Sale: heart One adorably cute Orange Blossom. mrgreen Very low maintenance. heart Very obedient. mrgreen Is good with other pets. heart Can be left alone for many hours at a time.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:57 pm
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*is impressed*
That more that makes up for what you lost earlier.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:18 pm
I second Duce here. That is a darn good ad. You definitely have upped your price. smile
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:25 pm
Wow, thank you sir. *kowtows very low*
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:29 pm
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I could pay 50,000 for someone with an ad like that.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:33 pm
Wow... thank you, Duce. 50,000 is a great amount of gold.
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:06 am
I am a basic house cat in human form, silly.
I do have other assets, but I did not list them because if I am to be sold, I want to spend the rest of my life doing nothing much. However, in the interest of disclosure ...
- Can run a household consisting of three kids and four cats with only minor carpet issues
- Is good with math, even fractions
- Can tell entertaining stories
- Can knit and repair commodes
- Er, I've been told I'm a proverbial cash cow.
Does that help at all?
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:57 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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