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 Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:27 pm
Granted, but everyone in your presence feels sick because of your goodness.
I wish I was an angel.
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:52 am
granted, but you soon lose your wings when hellspawn talk you into selling them for whatever they have in ther pockets, and when you find out they don't have pockets, you are cast into hell... yeah.
I wish I knew what I was talking about. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:21 am
Granted...but we still don't.
I wish I was an AK47.
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:10 am
Granted, but...you're just sitting there.
I wish I had more gold.
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:01 pm
Granted, but you accidentally leave it lying around and someone steals it. I wish the world was a happier place.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:54 pm
granted, but everyone is bored and sick of the happiness, thus envoking nuclear war.
I wish I had some lighter fluid for my Zippo.
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:15 am
Granted, but you spill it on your face, and...get ready for it...YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!
I wish Strong Bad lived down the street.
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:04 am
Granted, but you are dead.
I wish people would say explode instead of 'a splode'.
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:00 pm
granted, but the dictionary now calls for it to be pronounced "a splode", thus everybody correcting themselves like "dude, your head just ex--- err, I mean, 'a sploded'".
I wish I had fuzzy dice. cool
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:37 am
Granted, but in an arguement over money later in life, your business partner kills you by ramming them down your throat and then shoots himself.
I wish I was a girly, just like my dear papa.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:26 am
Granted, but the remaining Monty Python members suee you so much that your head a splode. Vector Strong Bad. Pop-culture reference.
I wish we could all just get along.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:48 am
Granted, but the only way that happens is when we're all robots and under the command of a nefarious alien dictator.
I wish that people would be more intelligent.
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Parari~Flight~ Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:14 am
Granted, but they are not wise, so use their intelligence for destructive ends.
I wish I had an angel for one moment of love...
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:41 pm
Granted, but you are banished to Hell as punishment. I wish people were wiser.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:26 pm
Granted, but the snakes become super-intelligent and derive a plan to make your head a splode.
I wish I had a flamethrower that shot out chocolate hundred dollar bills. Imitation chocolate.
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