AISLING, SCHULDIG & FARFARELLO
Aisling slips up to Mellyse and pulls on her leg, "Where gran'pa 'ello?"
"Why hello there," Mellyse smiles, "Why grampa's sitting right over there. Farfie! Your grandson wants to see you!"
Aisling wanders over to his grandpa, grabbing the tip of his wing he tugs on it, he takes his thumb out of his mouth long enough to ask, "Gran'pa hurt gott?"
Farfarello grins at Aisling, patting his head. "Oh yes, but not enough it seems."
Aisling pulls a cookie out of thin air and offers it to Farf, "Cookies hurt gott."
"Thank you, my dear," Farf chuckles, eating the cookie.
Aisling snuggles his grandfathers leg happily.
"You see this, God?" Farf speaks. "I'm eating the cookie! And cookies are living creatures!"
Aisling giggles. "Cookie squi'ming?"
"Mmmm...and it's screaming in agony, just how I like it," Farf grins wickedly.
Aisling pulls out another cookie for himself. "I see much hurt. Cookies first...then world!"
"You got that right," Farf chuckles while sharing some equality time with one of his grandsons.
Aisling thinks for a moment. "gran'pa 'ello...why gran'ma do weird things with tongue?"
Farfie didn't want to get into that right now. "You'll understand once you get older."
Aisling sticks his thumb back into his mouth and looks confused. Gran'ma 'dig was silly but he had pretty hair.
Farfie nods. "You will...trust me."
Aisling smiled around his thumb. "Show me throw kife?"
"I'd be happy to," Farf answers. "When do you wanna start?"
Aisling hops up and down, "Now! Wanna be jus' like gran'pa 'ello!!!"
"Alright," Farf smiles, pulling out a knife for Aisling to see.
Aisling stares at the knife and giggles. He is going to use knifes too only better. After all he'll be able to predict where it's best to throw them.
"Watch me now." Farf explains on how to hold the knife, positioning it at a target and throwing it. The demon smirked as he tossed it at an empty wall.
Aisling watches closely. He wonders if he should tell to aim at a certain part of the wall...
"You do and I'm taking your cookies." Schuldig threaents as he walks in right where Aisling was going to tell Farf to aim.
"Ah, hello darling," Farf greets Schuldig.
Schuldig walks up to Farf and yanks him against him hard. He does the weird thing with his tongue that Aisling was asking about. "'ello. Preverting the youth of today?"
Aisling giggled again. He really did like gran'ma 'dig. He hurt gott too. Pulling another cookie out he offered it to Schuldig. "Cookie?"
"Only if it hurts God," Farf chuckles.
Schuldig takes the cookie and wonders where Aisling keeps them. "Instead of hammer space he has cookie space?"
Aisling smirks. That was why his cookies hurt gott! "Gran'ma 'dig! Gran'pa 'ello teaching kives."
Farfie shrugged. "Beats me...either way he's sneaky."
"I wonder what else he can hide in there...."
"Throw kife gran'pa! Throw!!" Aisling claps as he grins at his grandparents.
"Oh right," Farfie grins, throwing the knife at the bottom wall. "Tada!"
Aisling pulls out another cookie and throws it at the wall. He actually manages to hit the same sport as Farf. "Tada!" he sang mimicing Farf.
Chokes on his cookie and tries really hard not to laugh at the insane knife and cookie thrower.
Farfie applauded Aisling's aim. He almost had it perfect. "You did it! But of course practice makes even more perfect."
"Cookies...." Schuldig clamps his hand over his mouth before he says something he'll regret later.
Aisling frowns as he pulls out another cookie to try again. Cookies are just the start next he's going to move up to lollypops!
