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 Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:31 pm
Well, then... let's see what Rimsie says about all these holoitems.
"Humans are a strange lot that are constantly going back on what they've originally said. Therefore, I wouldn't trust anything anyone says, ever. And I don't. So... I suggest you two compare notes on your respective questions, weigh the pros and cons, make a checklist, color in some dividers, and then stop bothering me with it. Okay? Okay."
Hmm... sweatdrop Well, then. Perhaps he's at least partially right, yes. Humans are strange creatures. Especially script-writers. But you know... I think that if a human can use a holowhip it stands to reason that a hologram can too. I mean... why not? If it's only partially there then a hologram can use it but obviously Lister thought that he could use it. Then again, I don't think he ever actually used it, did he? He just threatened. We should add that into the equation. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:13 am
Keldan Well, then... let's see what Rimsie says about all these holoitems. "Humans are a strange lot that are constantly going back on what they've originally said. Therefore, I wouldn't trust anything anyone says, ever. And I don't. So... I suggest you two compare notes on your respective questions, weigh the pros and cons, make a checklist, color in some dividers, and then stop bothering me with it. Okay? Okay." Hmm... sweatdrop Well, then. Perhaps he's at least partially right, yes. Humans are strange creatures. Especially script-writers. But you know... I think that if a human can use a holowhip it stands to reason that a hologram can too. I mean... why not? If it's only partially there then a hologram can use it but obviously Lister thought that he could use it. Then again, I don't think he ever actually used it, did he? He just threatened. We should add that into the equation. 3nodding Ah yes, but while Lister merely threatened, the hologram responded to his threats as though he was aware that they could well be carried out, so we must assume that there is a common, or at least a shared assumption between the two individuals that a holowhip is a device that be be wielded by a human.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:44 am
True, yes; but a real threat, you know, the really good kind, doesn't have to have a basis in logic or known fact. It could be that the hologram was merely a coward to begin with and simply responded the way Lister wanted him to. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:54 pm
Ah, and another few.
If the ship has been alone in space for 3 million years, how comes all the food hadn't expired, the posters and walls, paint and clothes are still fine and unaged. After 3 million years, how is this possible? I'd expect to have some form of advanced animal comprised of the highly evolved bacteria living on the aged food to exist. And what about lighting? I'm sure if Red Dwarf has lights in the conventional sense of the word, they'd expire and need replacing. And scutters can't reach that high.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:07 am
Cagalli Yura Attha Ah, and another few. If the ship has been alone in space for 3 million years, how comes all the food hadn't expired, the posters and walls, paint and clothes are still fine and unaged. After 3 million years, how is this possible? I'd expect to have some form of advanced animal comprised of the highly evolved bacteria living on the aged food to exist. And what about lighting? I'm sure if Red Dwarf has lights in the conventional sense of the word, they'd expire and need replacing. And scutters can't reach that high. Pffft. That's an easy one. The food is all stored in bacteria free areas until it is required, so bacterial decompostion is impossible. Likewise, in deepest space, where it's a bacteria and friction free environment, stuff like the wallpaper and the clothes wouldn't decompose.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:32 pm
Rimmer says: "... listen to that Templar fellow."
xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:49 pm
the last templar Cagalli Yura Attha Ah, and another few. If the ship has been alone in space for 3 million years, how comes all the food hadn't expired, the posters and walls, paint and clothes are still fine and unaged. After 3 million years, how is this possible? I'd expect to have some form of advanced animal comprised of the highly evolved bacteria living on the aged food to exist. And what about lighting? I'm sure if Red Dwarf has lights in the conventional sense of the word, they'd expire and need replacing. And scutters can't reach that high. Pffft. That's an easy one. The food is all stored in bacteria free areas until it is required, so bacterial decompostion is impossible. Likewise, in deepest space, where it's a bacteria and friction free environment, stuff like the wallpaper and the clothes wouldn't decompose. And the external paint? and internal lighting? macine maintenence? power source?
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:06 am
Mr Rimmer Sir! I have an astro navigation exam coming up and since you've taken so many of them I thought I'd ask, which part of my body is the best place to write the answers and what type of pen do you suggest I use?
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:36 pm
sunset_phoenix Mr Rimmer Sir! I have an astro navigation exam coming up and since you've taken so many of them I thought I'd ask, which part of my body is the best place to write the answers and what type of pen do you suggest I use? I advise using a waterproof marker.
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:42 pm
Cagalli Yura Attha the last templar Cagalli Yura Attha Ah, and another few. If the ship has been alone in space for 3 million years, how comes all the food hadn't expired, the posters and walls, paint and clothes are still fine and unaged. After 3 million years, how is this possible? I'd expect to have some form of advanced animal comprised of the highly evolved bacteria living on the aged food to exist. And what about lighting? I'm sure if Red Dwarf has lights in the conventional sense of the word, they'd expire and need replacing. And scutters can't reach that high. Pffft. That's an easy one. The food is all stored in bacteria free areas until it is required, so bacterial decompostion is impossible. Likewise, in deepest space, where it's a bacteria and friction free environment, stuff like the wallpaper and the clothes wouldn't decompose. And the external paint? and internal lighting? macine maintenence? power source? Red dwarf is fitted with a cadmium II reactor, an element which has an estimated halflife of approximately a million years (correct me if I'm wrong). This means that, after 3 million years, 1/8 of the original active material is still present. So, with a sufficiently large supply of fuel, Red Dwarf could keep going on the same lump of material for another few million years. And as for the paint, there's no friction in space, and no atmosphere or particles which could interact with the external paint and cause it to rub off or anything.
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:48 pm
I have a question, Rimmer.
Do YOU know where all the fishies go when you sell them to Logan???
I WANNA KNOW gonk
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:26 pm
Erfaewen I have a question, Rimmer. Do YOU know where all the fishies go when you sell them to Logan??? I WANNA KNOW gonk Once again, I seem to be playing replacement rimmer. Logan rather generously donates all fish sold to him to stray cats around gaia.
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:17 pm
i have a question for you Rimmer. after the dispare squid have you looked to see if there is really a microdot in the i of your swiming certificate being you got one and cant swim and that was a blantant clue. or are you really just a sad little prat without a life whos biggest hobby is colecting telephone poles and bad mouthing realyl good tender movies like casablanca
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:53 am
the last templar Erfaewen I have a question, Rimmer. Do YOU know where all the fishies go when you sell them to Logan??? I WANNA KNOW gonk Once again, I seem to be playing replacement rimmer. Logan rather generously donates all fish sold to him to stray cats around gaia. Aw, that's sweet. Thank you Rimmer!
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:15 am
the last templar Once again, I seem to be playing replacement rimmer. Logan rather generously donates all fish sold to him to stray cats around gaia. >>>>>>Random I love you<<<<<<<<
Watch out people, sappy romantic banter is on it's way!
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