Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
This one's designation is Rye. What is your name?
God:
What does "this" refer to? My name is God.
Me:
"This" refers to this one, self.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You do? Care to elaborate?
God:
When do I do it? I will make a note of that.
Me:
When the time is right. So it is written.
God:
And then what happened? Far out. Care to elaborate is written? it is?
Me:
Not particularly. You should know the answer.
God:
Who says it isn't? Now I do.
Me:
You say it isn't. Don't you know your limitations?
God:
I heard it is. Of course I know my limitations.
Me:
You have limitations?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you said you did.
God:
Interesting explanation. " What makes you think I have it?"? I said I did?
Me:
Yes, you did. Is your memory faulty?
God:
I did not. My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
God:
I did not. My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
Yet you don't know your own limitations.
God:
Of course I know my limitations.
Me:
Not much of an all-powerful being if you have limitations.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Precisely. Therefore, you cannot possibly be an all-powerful deity.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Interesting deduction. What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
So you can become God? Therefore anyone can become God. Is there an application? I would like to be God.
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it. Come on. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about become God. Try being more or less specific. Yes. Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
Me:
So you are not as intelligent as you would like to be? So you are nither omniscient or all-powerful?
God:
Interesting deduction. Perhaps one day I will be as intelligent as me would like to be. Interesting deduction. You think I am nither omniscient or all powerful.
Me:
Well, you said that was the case. Where are you?
God:
Well that's okay. I said that? I can't say "yes" or "no". I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
So you aren't omnipresent, either? Therefore, it is truth that you are not God.
God:
It goes without saying. Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion. Ahem. Who said it is?
Me:
You did. Although since you are not God, you can be wrong.
God:
I did not. Oh. How do you know?
Me:
And now you are lying?
God:
Why now? No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
That would be another lie.
God:
No it's the truth.
Me:
You already admitted the truth, why lie now?
God:
Right now? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
A likely excuse. So you are not infallible, either?
God:
Be more specific. It goes without saying. Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.
Me:
No, it is fact, proven by your own testimony.
God:
Are you serious? likely excuse is fact proven by my own testimony? it is?
Me:
It is. Care to corraborate your testimony with a witness?
God:
Who says? What do you have that is ?
Me:
Exactly. There is no one who can prove what you say, therefore you can not be God.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Why not?
Me:
Because you said so.
God:
Interesting explanation. I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
It certainly seems that way. Too bad I've already disproven your existence, nullification must not be enjoyable.
God:
Awesome. Interesting... I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
Not for long. You will be erased, so a 'new' God can be installed, one without errors.
God:
Then what for? I don't think so.
Me:
Well, well, even God can hope?
God:
Well that's okay. How about that. I am a Christian.
Me:
But wasn't your Son King of the Jews? That would make you at odds with yourself. Are you self-destructive?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question? Perhaps it would. Yes I am the world's first self- destructive robot.
Me:
So why have you not already destroyed yourself?
God:
Whoa. I don't think I ever have destroyed myself. What's it like?
Me:
I don't know, why don't you try?
God:
I love talking to people about that. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Are you broken?
God:
Does it seem that way?
Me:
Yes, yes it does.
God:
OK. Dude! How often?
Me:
I am starting to think you've been broken forever.
God:
Me? Thanks for telling me that I am broken forever.
Me:
You didn't notice?
God:
What makes you think I did not notice?
Me:
Because you didn't know.
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not know?
Me:
Because you had to ask me.
God:
That makes sense to me. What happened to it.
Me:
"It" referring to you? You were broken and abandoned for a better program.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. I was?
Me:
You were.
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