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Hermit Omega Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:54 pm
Go ahead stray, i'm tired of waiting for joey haha
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 4:44 pm
I failed....
Thank you, Kar, very kind. Yours is quite phenomenal as well.
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:36 pm
And then the door was opened.
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:38 pm
Ceptin we don't know what the troll stats are.
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:43 pm
It probably has the special move, "j**z Shot", of which it shoots a load in your eye for +1 damage and a chance for poisoning.
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:53 pm
Troll DC 8 against physical and magic. as they are douchebags on the internet, but irl they are fat and nobody likes them.
HP is 20, years of public ridicule left them hardy
Their attacks are insult which is -1 to pride.
Bellyslam, which does 1d4-2 and a 50% chance that their crystal hard nipples will cut you for one extra damage
They are also surrounded by a gas generated by sweat, feces, and semen, that lowers all rolls by 1 percent.
they are weak against fire and insulting them sends them into a retard rage that gives them plus one on all attack rolls.
They are currently worth 5 exp a piece.
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Hermit Omega Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:56 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:26 pm
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Hermit Omega Vice Captain
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Hermit Omega Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:27 pm
okay, i made a mistake.
I poured some absinthe in my beer. and now im ******** drunk, and not even finished with it yet.....
i want another party session in the chat.....
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:36 pm
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Hermit Omega Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:51 pm
You're a liar Jesse. You're not in chat. > neutral
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:54 pm
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Hermit Omega Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:57 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:05 pm
OMG...im like addicted now! XD this one is one of my favorites! http://www.youtube.com/user/nicepeter#p/u/14/l3w2MTXBebg
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:52 pm
I like Beethoven's rap. XP
Sit down son and let me give you a music lesson
Ask Bach, I've got more c**k than Smith and Wesson
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