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 Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:13 pm
The hit conected. It slammed into his chest and sent Illidan flying back, landing on the hard ground beneath him. "oww OWW OWW "! Illidan screamed, "Defend yourself fool" Illidans mind encouraged. Slowly Illidan rose to his feet, "Can we please stop this"? Illidanpleaded with the blonde captain.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:17 pm
Bryce was a little hyper from the fight, but stopped and sighed at Illidan's request. "Fine fine fine... always were a killjoy." Bryce mocked.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:22 pm
"Shut up blondie" Illidan mocked back still clutching his chest from the previous blow. "I have to agree with the good man Illidan you are a bit of a killjoy". Illidan sighed at the remark, even his own mind thought it true. "Can we... can we just focus on the task at hand here".
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:24 pm
"We can't 'focus' on s**t." Bryce said. "Why, you might ask?" He said, now turning his face to the reader of this text. "Because SOME PEOPLE aren't on the internet. Because SOME PEOPLE aren't roleplaying. GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE, STOP HAVING SOCIAL LIVES or whatever you kids do!" he yelled.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:30 pm
Illidan truned to see what bryce was looking at, "Erm what are you looking at bryce"? Illidan looked far off into the distance trying to look at the invisible thing that has bryce's attention. "I think he's breaking the fourth wall fool" Illidan turned as if his mind had a body to acomidate its mark hamill like voice. "What are you talking about"? The creature in Illidans mind gave a deep sigh, "Nevermind".
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:34 pm
Bryce stood, still staring through his hole in the fourth wall. "... and they're not coming. Well..." Bryce walked over to the arrow Illidan had fired at him during their short-lived sparring match and handed it to his elven companion. "Here you go."
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:38 pm
Illidan toke the arrow and put it back in his quiver. "Thanks bryce now if you dont mind i think i'll retire for the night". And with that the elven ranger walk away to find somwhere to rest his head.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:28 pm
Jinx walked over to Bryce, "Impressive skills," she said in sort of a seductive tone in her voice.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:35 pm
Bryce chuckled. "Well thank you."
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:40 pm
Jinx blushed and looked at the ground.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:47 pm
At the sound of her voice Illidan came rushing back over to where bryce was standing, "Hey what about me i put up a good fight". At that moment Illidans mind picked up on the conversation and said "Oh bravo you, trying to whoo a gal you dont have a chance with... nice" Illidan imediatley cried "shut up you".
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:12 pm
"Did YOU have to fight off an entire army of angry Blecks whilst your dicks of a twin-brother and your team-mates were off making merry with the commander? No? Then YOU shut up!" Throngar told Illidan grumpily.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:19 pm
"MAKING MERRY!?!" Exploded Gorum, who'd appeared out of a nearby hay bale... for... some reason... that... makes sense... urm... yes. "I'll have you know, I was off killing those bastards! I got 106 of the worms, and I don't know how many and one of the regulars!" Gorum growled.
Bryce sighed to himself. Was this REALLY the group he had to lead to fight a war against the Blecks?
"AND ANOTHER THING. I got a letter from your wife. She wants the Avian-made fire mantle back." Gorum exclaimed.
And Bryce concluded yes. Yes it was.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:21 pm
Jinx sighed, "I don't believe we met," she was addressing Illidan.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:29 pm
Illidan turned to his dwarf companion who had yelled at him. He pretended to be so offended by Throngar's words. "Oh your harsh words truly hurt me...". He turned to Jinx with a slight smile on his face "As for you i think i might of seen you.. in my dreams".
LaCroix groaned at Illidan's poor attempts at grabbing a bit of boobage. His constant flirting might one day be the end of him.
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