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 Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:27 pm
Unfortunately, they were rich friends who generously gave you money to support your lavish lifestyle. Now you are broke and living in the gutter.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:30 am
Fortunately, the gutter is lined with gold because you live in Atlantis smile
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:31 am
Unfortunately, you're allergic to gold.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:37 am
Fortunately, you live in Atlantis, where everything is gold, so you have built up an immunity to the allergic reactions smile
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:25 pm
Unfortunately, Atlantis is underwater and you can't breathe underwater.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:20 pm
Fortunately, you brought your snork with you.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:18 pm
Unfortunately, you brought no oxygen tanks underwater with you.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:39 pm
Fortunately, you've been underwater long enough now that that's not a problem anymore. (R.I.P.)
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:33 pm
Unfortunately, not having an oxygen tank underwater is not being a problem because you have died since there was no air to breathe.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:53 am
fourtunatly i saved you life!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:57 am
Unfortunately, now you have to leave Atlantis or die again sad
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:01 am
Fortunately you made it out alive and are living on land again.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:05 am
unfourtunatly you died in a car crash!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:40 am
Fortunately, God loves me and game me a second chance.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:57 pm
 M o n o c h r o m e M a k e u p
╔═══════════════════════════════════════╗ Unfortunately you were deceived
the person you thought was God
was really a hobo wearing Christmas lights
and a white bath towel
so in reality you received an I.O.U note instead,
so ended up dieing anyway
without a second chance.
╚═══════════════════════════════════════╝
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