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 Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:45 pm
"Bramitonium is something so amazing that if I were to show it to your head would simply explode."
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:42 pm
"Definitely don't show it to me then. I rather like my head on my shoulders right where it is." she grinned. "So you use the bramitonium, and I'll just throw rocks. Big rocks."
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:17 am
I fat little midget randomly walked into the room like a penguin saying, "SHOW IT TO MY FACE......SHOW IT TO MY FACE......SHOW IT TO MY FACE!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:35 pm
"It's some sort of mutant death robot doll or something! KILL IT!"
Mooby grabbed a medium-rare cooked piece of steak (which nobody ate because it was overcooked) and charged toward the little penguin thingy with it.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:40 am
"AH STEAK!!!!" He ran around in circles not knowing what to do.
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:25 pm
Burger picked up the penguin and threw him at the wall.
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:14 am
"Well, since nobody seems to want to stop this asteroid intrusion (or whatever it really is), I'll handle it myself." Blossom walked outside to have a word with the driver of the incoming missile.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:37 pm
A young man sitting in a lawn chair heard footsteps approaching from behind him. He turned around to address the figure, a girl shillouted by the light coming from the building behind her.
"Well hey there, little lady. Have you come here to watch the meteor shower as well?"
Reaching into the cooler beside him, the guy pulled out a bottle of 7-Up and sipped from it.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:57 pm
Mooby woke up on the ground, stars circling in front of his eyes. He walked out the front door to see two strangers chatting.
"Who are you people?"
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:00 pm
"I," said Blossom, "am Blossom. I've been staying here with BB, the owner." She figured on leaving out most details since she was with a stranger and someone she thought had been another visitor to BBs place. "I didn't think it was a meteor shower. I thought someone was attacking us here." she looked around a bit suspiciously.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:41 pm
The little penguin man quick got up and yelled, "ME THIRSTY!" He ran outside to take the man in the lawn chair's drink. Grabbing it he slurped it all down, and fell asleep.
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:00 am
He blinked a few times before he was able to speak. After finally finding his voice, he spoke up, "Did anyone else see an unholy penguin/man hybrid steal my soda, or am I just losing my mind?"
He tried to not think about this possibility too much and rose from his lawn chair. "My friends call me Guy. Come to think of it, so do the people who hate me. So whichever stance you choose, that's my name", he said as he extended his hand for a hand shake.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:23 pm
Blossom shook Guy's hand. "Yes, I saw that penguin thing too. I wonder why it wanted your soda. How long have you been out here? How come you didn't knock on the door?" She was very curious about this new man and why he was there.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:13 pm
Guy sighed and looked around. "Oh I've only been out here for a little over an hour. I didn't knock because... well... I didn't want to disturb anyone. I tend to keep to myself."
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small paperback book. "Besides, this place is the perfect spot for watching the meteor shower. I can't wait. This book has told me it'll be an incredible sight, a once in a lifetime event."
He flipped through it and came to the page he had marked. "See", he read, "it says right here, 'Be on the look out for a stunning celestial event on this night, a meteor shower that may not be seen again until 2023, a full twenty years later'." He stopped abruptly and re-read that last line, "2023, twenty years later?" He flipped the book around and looked at the cover. It read "Stargazer's Almanac: 2003 Edition".
Realization began to dawn slowly. "Oh crap... did you say something about an asteroid? Because I'm fairly certain I saw some of flaming streak in the sky slowly making its way across the horizon."
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:26 pm
The little penguin man woke up frightened and not knowing what to do. He stood up slowly and cracked the soda bottle on Guy's head and ran to get the steak.
He then said the words, "ooma shoocka!" and the steak turned into flames. He then through it on Guy. He then realized there was a fire on Guys lap and started running around in circles, finally crawling up on Blossom's head. He then closed his eyes and well...said, the word of "AHHHH." Blossom's head is wet.
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