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 Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:35 pm
Sex with me is like your mom, because your friends always want my freshly baked cookies.
Full Throttle
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:57 pm
Sex with me is always full throttle. I never do it half-assed like some people.
Llamas with hats
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:56 pm
sex with me is like llamas with hats, dangerously sociopathic with a long history of violence
julian smith
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:55 pm
Sex with me is like Julian Smith. You have no idea who the hell I am and how I got down there.
Wet t-shirt party
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:35 pm
sex with me is like a wet t-shirt party, very unpredictable but no matter what its always soaking wet
Harry Potter
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:22 am
Sex with me is like Harry Potter, because it's so magical that you keep wanting to relive the sequels hundreds of times.
d***o
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:28 pm
sex with me was like a d***o, kinky with some interesting sensations
camera
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:35 pm
Sex with me is like a camera, because when you push the button, I light up.
teddy bear
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:21 am
Sex with me is like a Teddy Bear because everyone wants me
Glitter
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:45 am
Sex with me is like going to space, everyone wants to but no one is going to.
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:39 pm
sex with me is like glitter, amazing no matter what occasion.
chocolate
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:01 pm
sex with me is like chocolate, loved by all women and even a few men here and there haha
punching bag
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:15 am
sex with me is like a punching bag, you may be a bit angry when you start, but you can't help but smile when you're done
birthday cake
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:25 am
Sex with me is like a birthday cake, covered in frosting and always your favorite flavor
rainbow
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:02 am
Sex with me is like a Rainbow, I'm what dreams are made of
Pinapples
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