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 Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:48 pm
Unfortunately, the new and hot trend for stars is to cut three appendages from your body.
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:49 pm
Fortunately, you only have one limb so that doesn't apply!
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:42 pm
Unfortunately that one limb has a MRSA, a flesh eating bacteria that's highly contagious.
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:11 am
Fortunately, you're a world-class surgeon and are able to successfully amputate your one limb.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:24 pm
Unfortunately, being nothing but a stub is a social faux pas, so your entertaining days are over.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:31 pm
Forunatly, a producer offers you a deal for a reality tv show.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:35 pm
Unfortunately, you have to share your new reality tv show with octomom, who ends up getting the spotlight.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:29 am
Fortunately, she gets fired for bringing her kids to work and having them disrupt that day's show.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:31 am
Unfortunately something distracts you and you end up losing the job.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:24 pm
Fortunately, you receive a generous donation from the "Charity For Out Of Work Reality TV Hosts"
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:49 pm
Unfortunately, it turned out to be a fraud and you were put in jail.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:05 pm
Fortunately you're gay, so being in jail actually turns out to be quite fun!
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:11 pm
iRetaliate Fortunately you're gay, so being in jail actually turns out to be quite fun! (That's so horrible. XD) Unfortunately, they're kinky...
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:41 pm
Fortunately, octomom felt sorry for stealing your spotlight during your reality TV show, so she paid bail for you.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:47 am
Unfortunately, you skipped on the bail, octo-mom lost her house, and now you have an assassin hunting you down.
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