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 Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:58 pm
Because you refused to get help for those anger issues
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:28 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:22 pm
You only wanted me for my sexy bod!
...and you kept eating my cat's food...
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:33 pm
You were always showing off your body and I was getting jealous of all the people staring at you.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:31 pm
Because her butterflies kept landing on my face and freaking me out. O_o
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:43 pm
The elves couldn't get any work done with her walking around half-naked.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:47 pm
Because she was already married! lol
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:48 pm
I caught her getting a bit too frisky with the reindeer. xp
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:52 pm
(HAHA, you are the first person to mention that about my antlers. XD )
Because she cheated on me with the elves!
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:55 pm
(I thought it appropriate for both our avis. xp )
Mr.Claus wants me to call it off.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:57 pm
Because she spent so much frickin money on Christmas presents! I WORK HARD FOR THAT MONEY WOMAN!!!!!!!!
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XD
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:00 pm
Because I couldn't taste the rainbow and that damn snake kept looking at me funny.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:18 pm
Mr.Claus found out about the affair/marriage. I really need to stop cheating on him. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:30 pm
Because I got sick of having gingerbread cookies on Easter, and Eggnog on St. Patrick's Day.
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