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 Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:01 pm
fortunately, that didn't wake them up and the dogs were chained
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:04 pm
Unfortunately, they broke the chains.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:11 pm
fortunately, you got away already
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:15 pm
unfortunately you sounded the alarms
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:18 pm
crap.. why'd I do that?
fortunately, you got away before anyone noticed
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:20 pm
Unfortunately you had an asthma attack from too much running
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:21 pm
fortunately, you realized that you don't have asthma and were just delusional
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:23 pm
Unfortunately, someone saw you and recognized your jail outfit.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:24 pm
fortunately, they were breaking out of jail too
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:26 pm
Unfortunately, smelled like cigarette smoke and it smelled horrible.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:27 pm
fortunately, they left you alone
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:50 pm
Unfortunately, you were hallucinating and there wasn't anyone around, or a jail, but a lavatory stall. It was just you, trying to break out of that.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:07 am
fortunately, it was all a dream and you were at home sleeping in your comfy bed.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:19 pm
Unfortunately, you live in a Waffle House.
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