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 Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:41 pm
Mortuamus shot backwards to avoid Gorum's axe...
... only to get hit on the head by Throngar's staff, stunning him.
"Brother! Now!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:50 pm
Gorum leapt through the air yelling "ZUUUUUUUL" as his cry echoed all over the battlefield, drawing the eyes of all who heard it. Gorum, his axe held above his head, fell down onto Mortuamus, aiming to lop his head off.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:07 pm
The Bleck general's head went flying; his body promptly turned to dust and scattered on the winds; the amulet fell to the ground where, robbed of living energy to sustain it, it shattered into a thousand pieces. The darkness in front of the sun cleared - and as soon as its rays came down again, the Bleck army suddenly began shrieking in pain, then dissolved into a billion tiny motes of energy which were carried away on the wind.
"Hah! Eat that, you dragon-s**t moles!" Throngar roared triumphantly at the vanquished demons.
"Oh yay! We won!" Alcharius cheered from Jinx's head.
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Gorum walked up to the dust and detached his crotchguard, and began urinating on the dust.
Bryce, along with all the people surrounding him that weren't PCs, stared on in disbelief.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:21 pm
Jinx, who was just about to kill another Bleck tripped on a stick that was in her way, when she lost focus when seeing them disappear. She looked around and saw Throngar and Bryce. She walked over to them, wondering what just happened.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:15 am
LaCroix watched as Gorum pissed on the defeated Bleck, when he had finished he walked over and patted his shoulder. "Well Done".
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:44 am
Throngar turned around, saw Gorum's actions and facepalmed. "Oh for Aether's sake, idiot, GO TO THE TOILET BEFORE BATTLE LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:51 am
Gorum's urine stopped for a moment. Then suddenly it started again. In Throngar's direction. On Throngar's face.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:55 am
LaCroix laughed as Gorum started urinating on his brother, then he took a few steps back not wanting to be caught in the crossfire.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:57 am
Throngar's eyes shut on reflex as his face was soaked. There were a few moments of calm before he reacted. Then he drew his fist back and sent it smashing into Gorum's face, trying to knock him so hard that he barrelled into LaCroix.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:07 am
Gorum was punched in the face, yet stood his ground, in fact this sudden pressure on his face sent a shockwave through his body that caused him to blast out a fine jet of urine up Throngar's nose. "Give up bro. Balor urine is more deadly than acid to some races." There was a pause.
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"Of course nobody knows that better than your wife!" Gorum burst out laughing.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:20 am
The jet of urine up the nose left Throngar spluttering and blowing air and anything that was there out his nose as vigorously as possible. At the second comment, he gave Gorum a true glare of the evils. "That's my ex-wife, you halfling-screwing dwarfwhore!" He suddenly grabbed a tiny, pale-blue pearl from inside one of the pockets of his coat and chucked it at his brother. "Crevagulate!" The pearl burst into a torrent of freezing cold water which drenched Gorum.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:32 am
The freezing cold water had been so cold, in fact, that it froze a stream of Gorum's urine, which the dwarf snapped off and poked Throngar in the eye with, after which he delivered a powerful kick to Throngar's nuts.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:41 am
Throngar doubled over at the kick, an expression of deep pain on his face. Rather than just toppling over, however, a few seconds later he suddenly punched Gorum as hard as he could in the gut.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:16 pm
Smiling Lacroix watched the brothers bicker, amused by their constant fighting. "Hehe... brotherly love"..
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