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 Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:59 am
Unfortunately, it's somewhere without a functional toilet or indoor plumbing.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:05 am
Fortunately, you took an extreme hiking class every year for four years and know how to properly function without the basic necessities of life.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:47 pm
Unfortunately, the lessons were all in Czech, so you couldn't understand them.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:07 pm
Fortunately, you had a handbook on the language! smile
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:15 pm
Unfortunately, it spontaneously combusted.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:17 pm
Fortunately, you're a dork, ad always have a spare handbook with you at all times.
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:12 am
Unfortunately, that one was stolen by a midget in fishnet stockings.
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:15 am
Fortunately someone snuck up on her and stole it back!
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:18 am
Unfortunately, it was Hustler, not a Czech handbook.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:53 pm
Fortunately, you found $100 on the ground.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:54 pm
unfortunately, it was a fake and you got sent to jail
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:55 pm
Fortunately, the door to your cell was left unlocked.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:55 pm
Unfortunately, there were 2 guards waiting outside your cell.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:58 pm
Fortunately, they were both fast asleep.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:00 pm
Unfortunately, the watch dogs began barking as soon as you stepped outside your cell.
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