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UCHIHA BABIES. (SasuSaku implied)

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tenshinohana-chan

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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:23 pm

Tha spatula's awe-inspiring, really. blaugh Brilliant skits have been made of it, jokes have cropped up about it, and it's even crossed over to DeviantArt, where I made a fanart about it! The spatula's SENSATIONAL!

And we couldn't have done without Iia's one little skit line. Though the credit also goes to people who do skits here, 80% of the credit goes to Iia.

*super-glomps Iia*

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:43 pm

The golden spatula will never end~~ crying heart

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Remedi

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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:37 pm

I did happen to see that fanart, Tenshi. It was very awesome! <3

Imogen: ninja Of course it won't. <3 After all, who wouldn't pay to see the imprint of a spatula pressed into Sasuke's forehead by his only-and-only-dear-wife Sakura? >:3

I worry that the habit might spread to their kids. xD Konoha's going to have to add "spatulas" as a new form of weaponry.

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:06 pm

........................... >)

Sasuke: *walks into his room* Finally, some peace an-
Kids: *jump out with SILVER Spatulas* Not so fast, Dad!
Sasuke: .......... @_@ *faint*
Sakura: *come in* ... Kids.. >(

Later that day....

Sasuke: *walks into a weapon shop* I' here to get so- *spies something shiny on a rack* ............. Are.. Those.. Spatulas?
Clerk: Yup, they're the NEWEST weaponary of Konoha!
Sasuke:......... @_@ *faint again*

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~kikigal_19~

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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:21 pm

wow if the kids do become like sakura i wonder whats going to happen to the uchiha clan...

*a couple of centurys later after Naruto*
kid:grandma can you tell me the story again.
grandma:alright then. after your great grandfather uchiha sasuke married haruno sakura things started to change.
kid:like what?
grandma:well...*takes out spatula* the woman of the uchiha clan carry out the great golden spatula.
kid surprised oooo.
grandma:it all started from the great uchiha sakura. she used to use the almighty spatula on her husband uchiha sasuke. she used to whack him and slap him if he didnt behave well. it was a very sad sight when you see him get hurt over his wife.
kid:wow... so thats where it all started.
grandma:now im going to give you your silver spatula. the young girls get silver ones. when there older they get gloden.
kid:yay! thanks grandma. oh brother hehe....

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:51 pm

xDD Both skits were great. <3

Itachi: *walks to Sasuke's house* ...?
Sasuke: ....D:< Wtf are you doing here?
Itachi: *looks on the wall where the...NEW...Uchiha clan symbol is painted* ...The clan symbol changed.
Sasuke: ...
Itachi: ...It's a golden spatula now...
Sasuke: *points inside the house* THEIR idea.

Sakura and Kids: *holding up spatulas and cackling evilly*

Itachi: ...
Sasuke: >> If you had a wife and kids, you'd understand.
Itachi: *shakes his head* You're....so weak. -_-; *walks away*
Sasuke: @_@ SHUT UP!

Okay that was just stupid. XD *crawls away*

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PeacefulLight

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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:52 am

Lol, I thought it was pretty good. :3

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:39 am

=o It was good Iia! -continues-

Sakura: *walks into the room* Honey, what exactly are you doing? *raises eyebrow*
Sasuke: *freezes* Oh.. Um. Nothing dear! Im just.. admiring this amazing.. spatula.. On our wall... Where the Uchiha clan symbol is supposed to be.
Sakura: Well. I thought It'd be a great idea. The kids love it, and everyone seems to think it's a very powerful symbol for the clan. Besides, Tsunade already made it offical. =)
Sasuke: .__. Great.. Just great.
Sakura: =)
Sasuke: And just why did I marry you again.
Sakura: >D Let me start explaining... dear. *takes out teh golden spatula*

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iNibble v2

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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:36 pm

O_O Now I want to continue it. x3

::Moments after "Re-explaining why he chose her::

Sasuke: x_x Now I understand...
Sakura: n.n Very good. Now I think we should have something the kids will like for dinner.
Sasuke: x_x; N-Not...
Sakura: Oh yes, Spatula shaped bowls with ramen inside! >D
Sasuke: ::big-manly-sob:: Why me!? TT.TT
Sakura: ::walks out of room, cackling like a physco::

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:39 pm

Lol, now I want to continue it.

At the table...

Kids: *laughing and playing with their...... bowls?*
Sasuke: *twiches* Honey, I was thinking...
Sakura: Who told you you could think? >( *gets out Teh Gold Spatula*
Sasuke: ................. I did!
Sakura: *smacks him with Teh Golden Spatula* Bad boy, no rebellion against the surpreme lea- I mean... Your sweet, caring, kind-hearted, non-violent wife.

And a mini-skit, from my sister.

70 years later...

Sakura: -about to smack Sasuke with Teh Golden Spatula-
Sasuke: -coughhackcough-
Sakura: Noooooo! -spatula... ZOMG BREAKS!-
Sasuke: I'M FREEE! -cackles and runs off-

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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:01 pm

lol xd those were really good. poor sasuke i thought he was supposed to be the tough guy. haha guesse not.

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:09 am

*Continues!*

Sasuke: *outside* I'm free~ I'm free~

Sakura: *gets on eBay* Let's see.....Aha! *click*

*five minutes later*

UPS Guy: *zooms into the driveway*

Sasuke: I'm fre-Who are you? o.O

UPS Guy: Delivery for Uchiha Sakura?

Sasuke: ...Ah. *takes the package and signes the pag-thingie*

UPS Guy: Have a nice day, sir! *zooms off*

Sasuke: *walks inside* There's a package for you, Sakura.

Sakura: Wow! It came in fast! *grabs the box and begins to open it*

Sasuke: So...what is it?

Sakura: You'll see!

Sasuke: Just tel-O_O No.....nononono!

Sakura: *holds up a BRANDNEW! GOLDEN SPATULA* And it's made with stronger metal. <3 Lifetime guarantee!

Sasuke: T.T Aren't we too old for this?

Sakura: WHO'S OLD?! *SMACK!*

Sasuke: O_X .....N-nobody, dear.

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tenshinohana-chan

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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:26 am

*dies because of the overflow of skits*

Can't believe all you guys thought of all those Golden Spatula quirks. Boss-chan is right - it'll never die. How come I can't think of one, though... hmmmm....

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:45 am

x3 That was funny. Yay EBay!

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Remedi

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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:58 am

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x3 That was funny. Yay EBay!

Sakura + eBay = Sasuke's DOOM. XD

tenshi: >> You'll think of something. xD <3

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