Welcome to Gaia! ::

All the way in California? =O

I live in Virginia.

Ah, Grope. ^^
I've seen you in random threads before. 3nodding I love your user name. >w<;;

Greeting all you Nazis out there!
Boy do I feel welcome to be here! ^_^

I am Akira Birtron, and I am here to make all of you tear your hair out because of randomness, BUT also managing to say stuff that happens to be literate. So you'd better fork over your dubloons before I slit your throat with a plastic knife!

Hoo-HA!

Egad! You freaked me out. I have a friend with your user name. I thought maybe she was stalking me or something.

^_^ Yeah, I'm a little odd. But welcome to the guild, etc, etc. It's good to know that you are not, in fact, a friend who is stalking me.

Hello all!

I am the girl_omnipotent! I apologize to you all in advance for being rather long-winded. Please, have patience with me on that account.

I have taken it up as my personal mission/quest to rid Gaia of all inadequate spelling and grammar! *breaks out the Grammar Hammer*

I would like to thank admin for adding me to this guild, and everyone else for their assistance. I find being around others who use the english language properly quite refreshing, and that gives me strength to continue my quest.

So, you wish to know a little about me?...

Well...It all started when I was about five, and my nasty older brother kept poking me in the arm, and he wouldn't stop. So, I called daddy. Daddy came running to my aid, making my brother stop poking me, and after much being pleaded at, he sent me to my grandparents house for a week to get away from my dispicable brother. While in their charge, I used to get quite bored, and I'd whine at my granfather to entertain me. He would always hand me a dictionary and tell me to go and read it, that I might learn something.

However, I was only five at the time, and could not read. He soon noticed this, as I was always holding that dictionary up-side down. At this, he took it upon himself to teach me to read. That man pounded phonetics, grammar, and spelling into my poor, little, five-year-old head, and I am very grateful to him for it now that I am seventeen (eighteen this August).

I was so concerned with falling out of my tree that I forgot to say anything about myself huh? I like that Grammar hammer idea as well. Rock on. My grammatic beginnings started with my grandmother! Amazing how grand things change your future.

My grandmother actually wasn't the one to teach me to read, but my vocabularies near infinite level is all hers. She made this rule when I was young that I wasn't allowed to use a word unless I could pronounce it properly, spell it and define it. There began the great future of an english freak. My having read a dictionary was actually on a dare of sorts becuase someone was laboring under the false belief that I wouldn't do it. Not that there is much was to verify that one, my vocabulary was extensive to begin with. I'm glad that she did since I'll be seventeen in august and in the beginnings of my letters to colleges and papers for scholarships. Much love to Grandma.

ninja
Now I need someone to hit.