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 Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:37 pm
She's always so uptight, so strict on how i kill my victims, she's like "Be gentle with your victims, don't torture them, yadda yadda." I've got horns growing out of my head, i got a claw growing where my is supposed to be, so you think i should be gentle? Hell no, i mean come on, i kill people my way alright.
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:08 pm
He's always like scimitars are better than rapiers, and I'm like ******** that! rapiers are the specifically made for one 1 on 1 combat and he's all... Your mom's made for 1 on 1...
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:00 pm
because, he trys to cut everyone with rapiers.
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:43 pm
So take a look at me now,
'cause there's just an empty space pirulaso He's always like scimitars are better than rapiers, and I'm like ******** that! rapiers are the specifically made for one 1 on 1 combat and he's all... Your mom's made for 1 on 1...
I had to divorce Ink Smear because she's too damn cute. I mean come on! She has a frickin' bunny with her avi.
And there's nothing left here to remind me,
just the memory of your face
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:30 pm
Our monochromic wardrobes clashed too much. There are only so many shades of purple and green that actually look good together.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:49 pm
Because she was married to another woman.
I mean, I'll do a three-some for one or two nights, but if it's gonna be a one-on-one, have it be with your wife!
(God, I've been watching way to much Youtube...)
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:24 am
I kept tripping on her scarf. Even if she wasn't wearing it she had it tied across the stairs. I swear she tried to kill me
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:31 am
Her butterflies kept landing on my nose. >:U
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:38 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:43 am
She always sing the unhappy song every time when some one said that it's their unhappy song.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:50 am
He tried to steal my hidden treasure chest.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:10 am
Stole all of my stuff and buried it in a treasure chest D:
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:03 pm
She was up all night and I wasn't.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:49 pm
they take their sword, EVERYWHERE
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:18 pm
She tried to dress me like her while I was sleeping.
It looks amazing on her, but seriously. I'm a dude. D:
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