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 Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:08 pm
my husband and i were watching Anchorman earlier and this came up during a scene:
me: "what did he just say?"
husband: "he said 'made from bits of real panther'."
me: "oh, sounded like he said 'made from j** of panthers'."
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:26 pm
Koujirou: cherry is a type of wood right
Koujirou: i really don;t know
Ninjara: yes
Koujirou: awesome
Ninjara: hard-on is too biggrin lol
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:00 pm
best line squance
EVELUTION
"hey its getting up"
"dude it like hacking upp a big luggie"
"muzzletoff it's a boy"
"s**t it oxgentollerent"
"is that bad"
"only if your human"
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:47 pm
husband: *puts middle finger in his mom's face*
husband's mother: "get that damn finger out of my face. why don't you stick it somewhere else."
me: *gives mother-in-law a look before crossing legs tightly*
husband: *laughs*
husband's mother: "i didn't mean it like that. get your minds out of the gutter. i meant for you to stick it up your a**."
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:46 pm
from RED VS BLUE
Caboose:
"oh... i hear that voice telling us to kill all our friends before they have a chance to kill us"
Grif:
" did i get your lips to then maybe i can learn to kiss sarges a** like you"
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:31 pm
*8 bit theather*
Fighter:
"ya were gonna be warriors of light"
"i like swords"
B. Mage:
"this calls for drastic stabby mesures"
"See its not just me he wont die" (referring to fighter)
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:40 am
during a phone conversation:
RevanStar: i'm innocent.
Ninjara: yeah, and i'm the pope...
RevanStar: oh really Your Holyness?
Ninjara: smartass.
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:35 am
Ninjara Koujirou: cherry is a type of wood right Koujirou: i really don;t know Ninjara: yes Koujirou: awesome Ninjara: hard-on is too biggrin lol wow didn't realize i was in a funny quote sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:57 pm
Ninjara during a phone conversation: RevanStar: i'm innocent. Ninjara: yeah, and i'm the pope... RevanStar: oh really Your Holyness? Ninjara: smartass. smartass? I thought I was a cuteass wink
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:56 pm
Quote: An erection is when a p***s wants to play 'Womb Raider.'
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:07 pm
during a phone conversation:
Ninjara: if everyone thinks being gay is a disease guess that means a lot of people will be calling in sick to work.
RevanStar: yeah, i'd call my school up and say "i'm not coming in, i've caught The Gay..."
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:55 pm
I did something for Fisshu over the phone and this was her replie
Fisshu "Wow..." eek
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:58 pm
From Queer as Folk: "Mourn the losses because they are many, but celebrate the victories because they are few."
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:53 am
Nomiata the Wonder Weasel ....Well, I was thirteen when I thought I was bi, then I relized it was just puberty and I was really a healthy lesbian.
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:55 am
during a phone conversation:
RevanStar: you're evil.
Ninjara: and you're a saint?
RevanStar: i am Pope Kathrin II of the Catholic Church...
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