CraftyUnicorn
Jovo, Q, and I were on the phone one night discussing the difference between liquor and beer. The subject of mixed drinks came up and Q stated that the only one he knew of was Black Velvet.
It was funnier if you were there.
Yeah, there
is no difference! It's ALL BEER, I SAY.
JoVo:
xd Man, no, but I can see how you could get confused. Black Velvet is the drink I got when I took a "What Alcoholic Beverage are You?" Personality test, and it's the only good alcoholic beverage I can name correctly, aside from brand name beer(and that's only because of all the billboards and commercials)
Nios: It is Root Beer. I doubt TuffGhost remembers, but when we used to talk on the phone a lot, I came up with a really silly question(I have a penchant for silly questions).
I asked "Does rootbeer taste like beer?" And he laughed and said beer tastes nothing like root beer. I replied, "Good, because if it did, I'd be the worst alcoholic ever. Root beer is like the best thing invented. Ever. I love it [more praise for root beer here]."
"Well it doesn't taste like beer at all. Beer tastes like dirty socks."
"No wonder everyone hated prohibition, then."
As an afterthought, I'm not big into Soda. I really don't like it that much. I'll have it if it's the only thing to drink, but I'd much rather have juice or water or something. I've had bad expierences with soda. Bad. Bad expierences. They'll probably mirror my beer expierences once I have some.
I should buy a ton of peptobismol, then...
In conclusion, Root beer rules ALL. IT IS THE BEST DRINK EVER.
And I definately don't see why all those people during prohibition hated it.
When I was in Alaska, I drank the best friggin Root Beer ever. I took pictures of it. It was seriously awesome. I might heavily consider paying $100 for another bottle.
Because it's just that good. (It's not actually 100 USD, I'm just saying for comparison)

If anyone finds this brand anywhere, PLEASE DEAR GOD LET ME KNOW QUICKLY.