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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 1:44 pm
tbs.hellogoodbye rhapsodyscacophony tbs.hellogoodbye She says she loves a "good argument". Which, btw, is not a reason. Join a debate guild. Exactly!!! Are you reading this Galadedrid Damodred? Please join a debate guild and stop posting things in here about how you hate it. Cause we love it and people don't tend to take to kindly to people insulting things they love. Yeah, really! And I think I messed up by saying "She" but who cares! You need to find a guild that will support a "good arguement" like a debate one. There are other guilds out there, buddy. THank you!!! We frankly don't care for a good argument unless it's SUPPORTING our lovely book....or at least I don't.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:01 pm
Galadedrid Damodred MY FELLOW GUILD MEMBERS, I do not pretend to have a love of the Inheritance Trilogy. Far from it. I often make it known in no uncertain terms that I think these books by Paolini barely warrant the label of literature. I now present to you THE EPISTLES, courtesy of Arget Hacklsayer, webmistress of the site www.anti-shurtugal.com. Flame me, report me, ban me - do what you wish. Any judgement or punishment you deal will be unwarranted. There is nothing in the rules of this guild against hating Christopher Paolini and his works! smile I think I hate you! smile
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 9:50 pm
Galadedrid Damodred ArGetLaM - Silver Palm Baulder Sé ono slytha unin aí rakr abr onr eiga du orothim.May you drown in a pool of your own ignorance. first of all..... rofl rofl rofl and second of all.... Oh great! his username will remind everyone of me "Arget" Hackslayer and "Arget"lam - Silver Palm sound pretty similar and the masses dont look at details.....damn it...why couldn't he pick something else better close off my inbox then... and i would like to repeat furuba1022's question...why on earth did you join this guild! did you join just to flame us and tell us about which hate? if you did..you need your head checked...seriously...phone a shrink...your in desperate need Hm. And you are in desperate need of a lesson in manners - and spelling. Arget Hackslayer chose that alias to mock the so-called "Argetlam". rolleyes I need a lesson in manners...coming from the person who joined a guild to post 1 topic to flame this guild's very purpose! and you talk to me about manners! Du Freohr Skulblaka smile I think i hate you smile right on!
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:16 am
Baulder Galadedrid Damodred Well, I think it's because Eragon doesn't hold similarities to other books. It holds glaring chunks of plagiarism and intellectual theft (YES, THEFT!). And I very much doubt every book on Earth is written as badly as the Inheritance Trilogy. Alright then, I challenge you to that statement. Name something you claim Eragon has stolen, and I will name several other books that also have that simialarity. A boy of uncertain origin grows up under the clutches of an evil Empire, raised by his uncle. His uncle is killed by agents of the Empire, and he sets out to avenge him, and joins an ancient order, of which there is only one remaining member, a wise, sage old man. The old man presents him with his father's sword, and the boy joins the rebels against the Empire, only to find out that the Emperor's right-hand man was his father.Now, is that the plot of Star Wars or Inheritance? icon_confused.gif Also see: Eragon and Arya (remind you of any other human/elf duos?) Lake Isenstar (hmm, what's the name of that river near Isengard again?), the elven honorific Elda (quoth Lord Elrond: "The life of the Eldar is leaving you") a magical Ancient Language in which everything has a name which must be spoken in order to influence it (Ursula le Guin's Earthsea, anyone?) immortal, fair, beautiful elves (looks like the Quendi have cousins!) dwarves that are expert craftsmen (Gimli would fit right in, don't you think?) Dragonriders (oh, looks like Anne Mcaffrey is owed a tithe too!) singing to trees to shape them (the Ogier from Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time aren't the only ones who can do it, then!) a werecat (I wonder if Mogget from Garth Nix's Old Kingdom knows his identity's been stolen?) an isolated mountain village where noble blood is still passed down from a king long ago (Edmond's Field from Wheel of Time) a mountain range called the Spine (again, Wheel of Time, and Forgotten Realms to boot)... the list goes on.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:46 am
I said name something, I didn't say give me an absurd list. But, as well, I will answer practically.
Now, is that the plot of Star Wars or Inheritance? -Boy, it's a plot. All plots are the same. There is a great villain and a hero rises to bring him down. But every story has things that seperates it from others. If you were to trashing every story just because it has a plot simialar to some other story, then stories like Lord of the Rings would just as easily be trashed. Though Eragon's storyline is simialar to Star Wars, it's nothing the same. 1. Darth Vader is present in Star Wars. Morzan is dead in Eragon. 2. Eragon's sibling is his enemy's evil prodigy who eventually kicks Eragon's a**. Luke's sibling is a pansy girl that dresses scantily and wears cinamon buns as hair. Need I go on?
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:49 am
Eragon and Arya (remind you of any other human/elf duos?) -Bafoon, if there are so many human/elf duos, then why the hell are you complaining about this one only??? You might as well be flaming Lord of the Rings, and every other human/elf duo out there as well! And yet, you decide to pick out only Eragon as your target.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:54 am
The elven honorific Elda (quoth Lord Elrond: "The life of the Eldar is leaving you") -Elda is simialar to Elder. Who the hell cares that some guy's name is simialar? It's a popular thing to do to name something after the word Elder. Coincidence! If you had a girlfriend named Becky and then some other guy has a girlfriend named Rebecca; you wouldn't beat him up and then claim he was with your girlfriend, would you? Cause that's exactly what your doing right now.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:14 am
a magical Ancient Language in which everything has a name which must be spoken in order to influence it (Ursula le Guin's Earthsea, anyone?) -The Ancient Language is much different from Earthsea. The names of Earthsea are an object's true identity, thus one who knows it's true identity controls it's identity. The ancient language however is more like a tool used to contorl magic, as described by Oromis. Magic is controlled by will alone, but with the Ancient language, one can word one's purpose concretely. So when one says "Blow up that door." But is picturing himself; instead of blowing up himself, he blows up the door.
Although I must admit, this one is a tad bit simialar. Although, there are many books with an ancient language and true names and such. Why you chose to pick on Eragon only, again eludes me.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:15 am
immortal, fair, beautiful elves (looks like the Quendi have cousins!) -Is that not the Elven stereotype? Will you walk up to every smart, straight A Asian tommorow and say, "You guys are a pathetic plagiarism of one another!"
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:16 am
dwarves that are expert craftsmen (Gimli would fit right in, don't you think?) -Once again, dwarven stereotype.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:19 am
Dragonriders (oh, looks like Anne Mcaffrey is owed a tithe too!) -Dragonlance, Dragonrider, Icefire, Firestar, Dragonslayer, every videogame with a dragon in it, Record of Lodoss War. Need I go on? Point is, the Dragonrider idea is used repeatedly. Once again, you pick on only Eragon to be fault.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:22 am
singing to trees to shape them (the Ogier from Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time aren't the only ones who can do it, then!) -Bards, fairies, Magcians of Caprona, etc. Plenty of spellcasters from multiple pieces of literature use singing to do stuff, including growing trees. And once again, you pick on only Eragon.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:23 am
an isolated mountain village where noble blood is still passed down from a king long ago (Edmond's Field from Wheel of Time) -Oh my god, do you read any books at all!? Just about every single piece of fantasy litature in the world uses that!!
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:27 am
Plenty of stories out there hold some simialarity of some kind to another sotry out there. It's impossible for stories to not seem familiar. It would be like looking for two people that didn't have atleast 1 thing in common. But despite that, you pick on Eragon, and Eragon alone for every single simialarity it contains to other books. Eragon doesn't suck. You just don't like Eragon dude. Get over it, and stop trying to justify your hate like Hitler.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 2:07 am
Baulder I said name something, I didn't say give me an absurd list. But, as well, I will answer practically. Now, is that the plot of Star Wars or Inheritance? -Boy, it's a plot. All plots are the same. There is a great villain and a hero rises to bring him down. But every story has things that seperates it from others. If you were to trashing every story just because it has a plot simialar to some other story, then stories like Lord of the Rings would just as easily be trashed. Though Eragon's storyline is simialar to Star Wars, it's nothing the same. 1. Darth Vader is present in Star Wars. Morzan is dead in Eragon. 2. Eragon's sibling is his enemy's evil prodigy who eventually kicks Eragon's a**. Luke's sibling is a pansy girl that dresses scantily and wears cinamon buns as hair. Need I go on? No, it's not the plot of every book. Take, for example, Wheel of Time. The Dragon is Reborn to fight an endless, eternal battle against the Shadow. See Abhorsen. The seven descendants of great magical beings come together to seal an ancient evil under the earth. This is not the plot of every story. And the arguments you make are quite frankly feeble. Ridiculous, if I may say so.
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