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 Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:26 pm
xD Thats Why I Don't Go To Church.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:19 pm
Wow. That was one of the funniest things I have heard in this entire summer! ROFL
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:56 pm
ocoeelover Ireland_Gunner Probably would have happened sooner or later...anyway I dress like my avatar and I agreed with a friend to go to her church one Sunday. I like my own church because people are generally accepting of me, but idiot here *points to herself* decided to try another one. The minute I walk through the door an old lady sees me and pulls a bottle out of her purse screaming demon and splashes holy water in my face. People stare, my friend laughs, I stare at the lady wondering how far I can chuck her. Then I just wiped my face off and looked at her and said "Lady, if I was a demon I would have taken the supernatural liberty of crawling in on the ceiling." After that I went in and sat in with everybody for the sermon, which was awkward because the pastor kept snickering and that was my day...I don't go to that church anymore... May I Have permission to use that line??????? lol Thats got to be one of the funniest things ive heard in a while, and yes, you did handle it exceptionaly well! And that was a great comeback line lol Its very deep too, Let me ask this, after you said it, did she shut up, or did this woman, keep throwing stuff at you??? You may use that line, I never copyrighted it.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:57 pm
ocoeelover Ireland_Gunner Probably would have happened sooner or later...anyway I dress like my avatar and I agreed with a friend to go to her church one Sunday. I like my own church because people are generally accepting of me, but idiot here *points to herself* decided to try another one. The minute I walk through the door an old lady sees me and pulls a bottle out of her purse screaming demon and splashes holy water in my face. People stare, my friend laughs, I stare at the lady wondering how far I can chuck her. Then I just wiped my face off and looked at her and said "Lady, if I was a demon I would have taken the supernatural liberty of crawling in on the ceiling." After that I went in and sat in with everybody for the sermon, which was awkward because the pastor kept snickering and that was my day...I don't go to that church anymore... May I Have permission to use that line??????? lol Thats got to be one of the funniest things ive heard in a while, and yes, you did handle it exceptionaly well! And that was a great comeback line lol Its very deep too, Let me ask this, after you said it, did she shut up, or did this woman, keep throwing stuff at you??? ah well, you know people like that, they avoid your eyes and stalk off ranting about hell and such...
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:20 pm
LMAO!!! I never get that. First of all, holy water is a Catholic thing... and secondly, there are only like 2 teens in our congregation who aren't goth, or emo, or alternitive. We all hate the lables, but we kinda are. The Rabbi's son, the best dancers, everyone... it's kinda funny.
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:22 pm
Talmar_Star_Blood LMAO!!! I never get that. First of all, holy water is a Catholic thing... and secondly, there are only like 2 teens in our congregation who aren't goth, or emo, or alternitive. We all hate the lables, but we kinda are. The Rabbi's son, the best dancers, everyone... it's kinda funny. Fun fact: Goth and emo are alternative subcultures, not labels (even though emo seemingly died out in the early-mid nineties before it was replaced with the mallcore emo of today). They are only labels if used as "name-calling". Subculture usage in conversation: "He/she's into goth" Label usage: "He/she's goth" Also, perhaps the lady was Catholic?
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