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 Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:44 pm
In the sad life of a ninja/pirate/hippie, we must sometimes....
Fight to the death for popcorn!
RAWR!
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:31 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:46 pm
The Hanukkah Song!
Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not
Too many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish
Kids who dont get to hear any hanukkah songs--here we go...
Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,
Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:
David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.
Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin jew! [esus]
You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!
[esus]
Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.
O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famerrod carew--(he converted!)
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!
Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
Well, hes not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus]
So many jews are in show biz--
Tom cruise isnt, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]
Tell your friend veronica, its time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.
So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah. happy hanukkah!
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:04 pm
You know JTN, if I really wanted it I could just sneak into your post and take the caramel popcorn.
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:10 am
im a bomb technition if you see me running, try and keep up
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:37 pm
Althera You know JTN, if I really wanted it I could just sneak into your post and take the caramel popcorn. *le gasp!* eek You wouldn't dare... stare I would! hehe, I snuck into your post!
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:12 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:15 pm
popcorn........damn it! now i'm hungry! *stalks off grumbling to get some popcorn from JTN*
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:03 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:42 pm
*MOING!-MOING!-MOING!*
... that is all.
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:45 pm
*eats blender*
*sneaks into here as well and turn on the blender* Oh, remember to colour your posts!
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:50 pm
"You know that feeling when you're leaning back in a chair, and then you lean back too far and start to fall and just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time."
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:47 am
I hate that chair feeling. AND YOUR WEARING PANTS NOW JTN!
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:52 pm
I'm sorry, I didn't know you were even paying attention, Altherea. whee
*smooths out the creases in his trousers*
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