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 Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:20 pm
I'mma go with blossom again then.
When life gives you lemons, turn into a dominatrix, and spritz your victims with them after a firm whipping.
Next: blossoms victim(s)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:24 pm
When life gives you lemons, hope that your dominatrix captor doesn't think of a way to use them as a torture device.
Next: a n00b.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:06 pm
wh3n l1f3 g1v3s u l3m0nz, b3 l33t3r th4n b4!
Next: a nihlist
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:31 pm
When life gives you lemons, throw them away. The world's all going to hell in any case, what does it matter?
Freud.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:51 am
when life gives you lemons, spout something about needing a drink, then yell at your wife/daughter/ closest other relative to make lemonade for you.
next: a cat.
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:10 pm
When life gives you lemons, rejoice - you've just gained a set of new novelty scratching posts!
A dog.
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:18 pm
When life gives you lemons, drop them at your master's feet to be used as a tasty new tennis ball of sorts.
a computer.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:38 pm
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next: a rabit
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:22 pm
A "rabit"? That's going to be tricky. Is that like a rabid fanit? If so: when life gives you lemons, it's obvious that your OTP is going to happen in the next book or the writer is a hack who has no regard for your feelings!
Next: a rabbit.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:11 pm
When life tries to get close enough to give you lemons, run away.
arrow Bob Barker
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:42 pm
When life gives you lemons come on down and try to estimate their exact price, and you could win... a brand new car!
A bright orange pylon.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:05 pm
When life gives you lemons, turn yellow
Next arrow Mooby the Golden Sock
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:53 pm
When life gives you lemons, use them to steal someone else's identity!
Next: me.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:46 pm
When life gives you lemons use them to steal somebody else's identity and blame them for stealing your identity while using double revers cheatyfacing on everyone to try to make them believe you but having it all backfire in your face because you used only lemons and not a lemon-lime-orange citrus combo to pull off the job.
Next arrow Brian Wilson.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:48 pm
I don't know who that is, so...
When life gives you lemons, they're useless if S.E-m doesn't know who you are, so you might as well throw them away.
Next: a retired Gaia mod.
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