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 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:38 pm
~<The Heir of Slytherin...
What would happen should you ever have conquered everything in the world, and there is nothing more to want? Would your whole image just collapse upon itself?
...has arrived!>~
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:50 pm
Orange Blossom ~<The Heir of Slytherin...
What would happen should you ever have conquered everything in the world, and there is nothing more to want? Would your whole image just collapse upon itself?
...has arrived!>~ Nonsense! There will eternally be more to conquer. For there are numerous moons, bugs, dogs and satelittes to impose my divine will upon. And should that game grow stale, re-conquest has long filled idle hours for cesaers and warlords. In fact? Conquest is a game with infinite replayability, as the human spirit, dull and tedious that it is, ever lingers and hope springs or at least vaults impressively before an equally stupendous face plant, eternal. So, thus, forthwith, conquest may be repeated upon the same foe numerous times with each iteration being only mildly less pleasurable than the last. In accordance with the well known economic principles of Diminishing Returns. smile
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:15 pm
<@(Pleas stand by for an important post)@>
Well I guess you've got everything all planned out then. That is until you war stabbed in the beck 14 times by your most trusted followers.
<@(This post has been brought to you by DUCE)@>
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:25 pm
Duce_of_Spades <@(Pleas stand by for an important post)@>
Well I guess you've got everything all planned out then. That is until you war stabbed in the beck 14 times by your most trusted followers.
<@(This post has been brought to you by DUCE)@>
Duce? That whole vice-conqueror thing? This is not looking good on your resume, bro. Really. It is, as a rule, much easier to, you know, stab somebody in the back if you don't warn them first. smile
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:02 pm
You mean like... this?
*runs up and stabs a random passer-by in the back*
Did I do good Khall?
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:08 pm
Khall Duce_of_Spades <@(Pleas stand by for an important post)@>
Well I guess you've got everything all planned out then. That is until you war stabbed in the beck 14 times by your most trusted followers.
<@(This post has been brought to you by DUCE)@>
Duce? That whole vice-conqueror thing? This is not looking good on your resume, bro. Really. It is, as a rule, much easier to, you know, stab somebody in the back if you don't warn them first. smile <@(Pleas stand by for an important post)@>
Hey I never said it would be me doing the stabbing. I'm just letting you know so then your less loyal followers try it you will be ready ninja .
Because I would never dream of overthrowing you and taking over the pre-conquered world.
<@(This post has been brought to you by DUCE)@>
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:47 pm
Duce_of_Spades <@(Pleas stand by for an important post)@>
Hey I never said it would be me doing the stabbing. I'm just letting you know so then your less loyal followers try it you will be ready ninja .
Because I would never dream of overthrowing you and taking over the pre-conquered world.
<@(This post has been brought to you by DUCE)@>
*grins* Orange Blossom You mean like... this? *runs up and stabs a random passer-by in the back* Did I do good Khall? *applauds* Exactly! smile
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:50 pm
Hooray!! *dances around* I did good!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:25 pm
Blossom, the evil one is corrupting you!
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:29 pm
*nods* Yes, yes he is! But I don't use such a prolific vocabulary as of yet...
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:52 pm
Orange Blossom *nods* Yes, yes he is! But I don't use such a prolific vocabulary as of yet... *laughs* That comes next. It is a slow corruption. Like most of the darker sins, it seems merely an innocent love of words at first, and then a scholarly desire to learn, sadly, finally, though you find yourself relishing the dripping of Antediluvian idioms from your lips. smile
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:42 am
Khall *laughs* That comes next. It is a slow corruption. Like most of the darker sins, it seems merely an innocent love of words at first, and then a scholarly desire to learn, sadly, finally, though you find yourself relishing the dripping of Antediluvian idioms from your lips. smile <@(Pleas stand by for an important post)@>
Damn you're evil. I guess that's why you're the evil conqueror.
<@(This post has been brought to you by DUCE)@>
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:08 am
Duce_of_Spades <@(Pleas stand by for an important post)@>
Damn you're evil. I guess that's why you're the evil conqueror.
<@(This post has been brought to you by DUCE)@>
*beams* It takes years of practice to achieve greatness, don't let anybody tell you that you can take a pill or a 30-day treatment. Only by hard work, dedication, thorough commitment, eating all your vegetables, going to bed on time, listening to your mother and study can you approach true mastery (of the darkside). smile
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:25 am
Khall Orange Blossom *nods* Yes, yes he is! But I don't use such a prolific vocabulary as of yet... *laughs* That comes next. It is a slow corruption. Like most of the darker sins, it seems merely an innocent love of words at first, and then a scholarly desire to learn, sadly, finally, though you find yourself relishing the dripping of Antediluvian idioms from your lips. smile "Dripping of antediluvian idioms from your lips." Another interesting turn of phrase ... strictly speaking, since there was no language during the antediluvian era, there could be no idiom dating from that period. At any rate, this little gem reminds me of someone with a drooling problem.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:25 am
People with drooling problems are weird. Especially if the drool is coming from their nose. And the person is only 3 or 4 years old. Yuck.
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