reagun ban
*tries desperately to find a practical use for Ravenmooncow.
1. Use it as a club to beat up the people who read the crap, and take it serriously.
2. Emergancy toilet Paper (make sure you crumble it up REALLY good though)
3. Erase key words and turn it into a "Fluffy Bunny Mad Libs" book.
4. Cut out the center of each page, and turn the book into a decrotive case for other, more important volumes of literature (like "TV Guide")
5. Back-up flyswatter; them books are THICK.
6. Arts and crafts mat; when their are two many exacto knife marks and paint stains, just peal off pages until you have a fresh surface.
That's all I can think of right now.
As for the Necronomicron, I had always thought that book was a bunch of rubbish. I don't really think that, if there was a book of untold hellishness and damination, they'd sell it at the mall.
Then again, said shopping malls also caried DVDs of "Glitter" and "Super Mario Bros: The Movie"...so...maybe...just maybe... eek
