Good morning Gaia, this is Yuki with Channel 9 News, filling in for Cindy Donovinh, reporting live from Barton General Hospital. Im here with Doctor Ronald Key, the chief surgeon who claims he has made a breakthrough in defeating the animated. Doctor, what can you tell us about your invention on stopping the hoarde of unliving things that seem almost invincible to the average citizen?
Cough* No citizen is average, my good woman, we all have the ability to fight (please dont let this mic or the camera equipment come to life.) I, however, choose to fight from a medical standpoint (where there is less danger) and discover methods to destroy them (where there is less danger.) My team and I have run thousands of simulations (so we dont have to fight) and we believe we have discovered the secret of the animated (nasty little boogers). WE have rigorously tested samples from many of the (dead) creatures and believe they originate from a single cell, the same cell that can be found in an ordinary walnut. Yes, thats right, these things are all a little nutty, wouldnt you say?
I have come here today (at great risk to my person) to ask all of our brave soldiers (oh my, did I call them soldiers on the air?) and citizens to aid us in our endeavors. We are not guards so we do not have any rings to offer, but each man, woman and child who completes these quests will receive free medical attention until this is all over (the better to keep you out there fighting, so I can stay safely indoors.)
Quests: Bring me 10 Grucken feathers from Bills Ranch, 10 Spear Heads from the Tiki Dolls in Otami Ruins, 1 blade from the whirly thing that randomly appears in Bass'ken Lake, 3 Garlic Peels and one bio-chip from the Preda-Pups in the Old Aqueduct.
Remember, free medical services can save you thousands of dollars, which could result in values exceeding a new ring.
Disclaimer: By accepting these quests, you agree that myself, nor the medical community are not responsible to any harm, pain (neither physical or mental) or death that may occur.
Thank you, Doctor. This is Yuki reporting.
