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Thomas Vanek&&;

Situation 1
I'd turn around, and would start spewing out random crap at the guy. Start talking to myself, and how the world is going to end because of an apocalypse. Add in some eye twitches here and there to get the guy to get away from me.

Situation 2
I'd smile at her and say, 'Oh, you must be thinking of someone else...yourself, perhaps? I'm pretty sure I wasn't the one screwing around under the bleachers yesterday with the captain.' I would say the last part particularly loud.

Derek Roy&&;

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Thank you, Sabres!

Haha wow.

Or you could say, "Hey dude. Lets steal the bus." When he says no. You say, "OMG HE'S GOT A GUN!!!!!!!"

Pfft I don't wanna look insane. I rather just get him in trouble. But if I wanted to be insane I would imagine he was my sister and let my anger out and start yelling at him about all the things I'd yell at her about.

"WTF!! Why did you leave this glass in the living room. I already told you since you are such a mess no drinks or food in my fing living room! Go scrub the toilet your poop clogged it! Ewww you smell bad. Have you bathed this month? OMG your clothes are still in the washer after 5 days!!! Will you fing get your fing hair out of the fing bath drain. It makes it really hard to bath when I can't even get the tub to drain!!! OMG your spilt red koolaid all over the counter. You think the counter's like looking like that? You think we should have red stains everywhere? You think we should have paper towels in the creases of the couch? Or jelly beans on the floor? I can't even brush my teeth because the hair in the sink makes me gag. You're the grossiest person in the world. I hope you die!"

Then calmly get off the bus.

Haha. Thank you.

Haha. I already got best response first for both situations.

Haha. He should make up some more!!!

Situation #3

Position: Male

Man, playing lacrosse is hard, but it has it's perks. Like seeing the girls jump up and down, screaming your name. Wow, what a feeling. As you walk off the field, teammates slapping your back and saying "Good game out there!." You look up at the bleachers and she the girl that you like. She's not the sporty type, but she has some talent with gymnastics. She beckons you to come up and helplessly, you go there. This is your conversation:

Her: Nice game. How do you did it?
You: *Shrug your shoulders nervously* Lots of trainin'.
Her: I should see you train, I'm sure you are a beast.
You: "Beast" is my middle name. *Nerdy chuckle*
Her: *Leaning in closer* So, what to have some fun tonight? To celebrate your great game?
You: Uh, yeah, sure? Where?
Her: My place. I've got some drinks and stuff.

In the back of your mind, you wonder. Is she serious? She can't be. But you agree and she kisses you, passionately. Happy and running to your friend, you tell him the story. Shaking his head, he tells you that she was new to the school and rumors have it that she has a dirty name. A real dirty name. He then shows you her Facebook. The picture shows her with drinks in her hand and tons of boys around her. He tells you to stay away from her, but you disagree. As you say goodbye, you think with yourself.

Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO?