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 Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:11 am
Granted, but your nonsensical way of wishing gets you condemned to death.
I wish I was Lenin.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:01 pm
granted, so you're dead whee (power to the prolitariet)
I wish I had more money
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:31 am
Granted, but you have so much that no-one else has any, and it becomes invalid is currency.
I wish I was father time.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:37 pm
Granted, but you must live outside time and space and away from everything you love. I wish I was happier.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:58 pm
granted, but everyone else becomes miserable in the process and they beat you with miscellanious objects.
I wish I can hold a B average on my report card next quarter.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:35 am
Granted, but the standard of education required to earn a living rockets, making you sub-standard, so you die straving in the streets.
I wish I had another katana
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:50 am
Granted, but it just happens to be shoved through your chest.
I wish I had a dollar.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:57 am
Granted, but it just happens to be shoved through your chest.
I wish I had a gattling gun
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:07 pm
Granted, but you accidentally shoot yourself. I wish I had a new video game.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:14 pm
Granted, but your console breaks.
I wish I was Adge Cutler.
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:23 am
Granted, but Adge Cutler's (who just happens to be you) head a splode. I wish I had a dime to my left, sitting on the floor, a perfect and flawless dime, with no way to keep me from getting it.
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:27 am
Granted, but you don't want it anymore.
I wish I could go on a killing rampage.
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:26 pm
Granted, but you get sentenced to death as punishment. I wish I could do anything.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:35 am
Granted, but people keep asking you how you can type with boxing gloves on.
I wish I had a piece of toast, perfectly, nonflawed, good in all senses of the word, on a perfect plate, on the desk, right by me, while I was hungry, with butter on it, perfect toast, with no one around to steal it, nothing to keep it away from me, and no chance that my head a splode.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:02 pm
Granted, but you end up knocking it off the table and squashing the toast and smashing the plate. I wish I was perfect.
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