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 Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:03 pm
Han Solo can do the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs
It took him 20 to go around you
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:18 pm
You're mama's so fat, Ben Kenobi said, "That's no moon, that's yo mama!"
Got to love the writers over at Robot Chicken. mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:01 am
Yo Mamma so fat, even Jabba thinks she's ugly
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:04 am
u so weak, a Jawa can slap u and u cry to ur "fatter than Jabba" mom. or die.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:18 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:09 pm
Your mama's so dumb, an Ewok had to teach her a thing or two.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:52 pm
Every time Admiral Thrawn looks at your art he says "What the f#%#?"
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:16 am
Everytime you invite friends over, they all claim "It's a Trap!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:04 pm
You're so dumb you couldn't hide from Melvin Fett.
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:24 pm
You're so large, it's impossible to go to hyperspace, due to your own gravity well
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:05 pm
Your p***s is smaller than yoda's lightsaber
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:39 am
@ Voodoo- It should be, actually. I doubt many people have a 3' member, unless you're a Neti or a Whaladon.
You can make Yoda speak proper English.
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:36 am
Hut'uunla arasuum gihaal!
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:09 am
Your ship is so crappy, not even a mynock will want to hang on it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:16 pm
"I bet Ani can straighten your light saber for ya."
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