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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:44 am
Unfortunately, your cat plans to kill you.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:46 am
Fortunatly, my dog will protect me.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:46 am
Unfortunately, your dog is a stuffed animal.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:47 am
Fortunately, my cat don't know that.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:49 am
Unfortunately, I told it that fact, and it shredded your companion.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:52 am
Fortunately, Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise has sent me a real one.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:55 am
Unfortunately, Barney shoved it up you-know-where.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:56 am
Fortunately, Barney got shot by mah lazers before he managed.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:58 am
Unfortunately, the dog liked it in there.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:58 am
fortunately, he never made it in there due to my butt monkey.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:00 pm
Unfortunately, I wasn't talking about the butt.
If I was, I'd say butt, a**, arse, a*****e, whatever. I don't like mentioning names of the netherregions... unless someone's deserving of the name... haha
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:43 am
Fortunately the butt was actually pancakes.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:18 pm
Unfortunately, "pancakes" is French for Waffle House.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:19 pm
Fortunately, we're not in France (Or Canada, or certain parts of Louisiana) and here we speak English.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:21 pm
Unfortunately, the official language is Dutch.
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