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 Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:26 pm
"Fancy drinks and little snacks?! No fair! I want some!" Blossom went storming out of the room toward the kitchen to steal some snacks from the chef. She didn't care that she was following Burger's orders. She just wanted the yummy snacks.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:59 pm
"I would like a Long Island Iced Tea, thank you very much. As for your fortresses, we only started destroying them AFTER you started killing our agents. We spent a lot of time training those agents, and you just started offing them left and right for no reason! What gives?"
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:57 pm
"Two Long Island Iced Teas" Burger spoke into a small microphone on the side of the armchair. "I didn't start killing your agents until they started trying to kill me! The first one put a gun to my head! The second tried to poison me. I invited him to dinner. I used my good china and that was the thanks I got."
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:29 am
"Oh, well, this is awkward. You see, the first one was trying to 'break the ice' with our organization's favorite game: Mock Russian Roulette. The gun was loaded with a blank! Before he could explain the rules, you'd stuck him in the brazen bull!
As for the second one, cocktail sauce is NOT poison. Just because you personally dislike a food is not an excuse for death by scaphism!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:55 pm
After stealing some snacks from the chef, Blossom snuck back into the "torture chamber" and hid behind the couch that ID was sitting on in order to eavesdrop on the conversation. She was rather bored with what she had heard so far.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:16 pm
"hmm, so you mean to tell me that our whole conflict is just one big misunderstanding? What about that assassin with that knife made of bone? I'm sure he was one of yours. I still have his stuff if you'd like to see it." Burger says, finishing his drink. "more tea?"
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:30 pm
Blossom listened intently from her hiding spot. She hoped that nobody would find her as she eavesdropped.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:44 pm
"Assassin with a bone knife? He killed 3 of my rookies! I figured he was one of yours!
"I guess this all is one big misunderstanding. Hrm. That's kind of... awkward. So, do we actually have ANY reason to be killing each other?"
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:03 am
"I guess not. That makes my life a bit easier. I can concentrate on Jeoc now." Burger says, pausing to think. "Hey, do you want to stay for dinner?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:15 pm
Upon hearing the word 'dinner', Blossom leaped out from behind the couch. "Of course, I would love to stay for dinner! How kind of you to invite me to stay! What are we having?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:48 pm
There was a knock on the door. A rather loud, metallic knock. "Mr. burger, theres a large contingent of robots and a man in a funny suit of armor." came the call from a somewhat scared sounding employee.
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:46 pm
"I'll be right there" Burger replied. "You might want to move your car Captain" he said to Mooby, ignoring Blossom for the moment. "I'll be right back. If you require anything, just ask one of the borg." Burger said, heading for his security center.
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:39 pm
When Burger walked out the door, he ran into a rather large man in plate mail who was standing in the doorway, leaving most of it blocked. "I am here to represent JEOC. Shall we talk here or would you perfer somewhere else?" Said the man.
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:57 pm
"Well, if you don't mind the company of the good captain, you're welcome to join me for dinnerm." Burger replied, eager to ge something to eat. "Otherwise, please follow me to my office."
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:12 pm
Blossom ran over and leaped onto Burger's back, piggy-back style. "How dare you ignore me when I'm trying to talk to you! I told you I'd love to stay for dinner and here you go inviting this other guy instead! Hmph!" she pouted. "What gives? Aren't you going to feed me as your guest anymore?"
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