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 Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:03 am
Unfortunately, it was a suicide cult's pudding.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:03 am
Unfortunately, there are also French soldiers who see the last cube of aged cheese in your pocket.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:05 am
You have to say something fortunate!
Fortunately, I toss the cheese out of the plane and they jump after it, and I'm on a plane to Hawaii!
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:06 am
Unfortunately, al-Qaeda has other plans for that plane.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:08 am
Fortunately, they lost the plans for it smile
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:16 am
Unfortunately, most of them have a photographic memory. (this goes fast, sometimes other people unexpectedly post before me, so it will sometimes mess up)
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:18 am
Fortunately, my cat killed them.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:20 am
Unfortunately, your cat falls out of the plane and you are so grief-stricken that you don't notice the parachute saving him.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:21 am
fortunately a flying dog came and saved the cat
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:23 am
Unfortunetly my cat devours the dog and then zooms back into the plane using his farts to propell him.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:02 pm
Fortunately, we have air freshener.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:33 pm
Unfortunately, it smells of feet.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:44 pm
Fortunately, the plane had a good ventalilation system and the air freshener was not needed.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:56 pm
Unfortunately, one of the remaining al-Queda members has an extremely smelly case of diarrhea.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:16 pm
Fortunately, another person had super air freshenher.
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