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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:56 pm
Granted. But have you ever heard of the Butterfly Effect? mrgreen As for forseeing the future, you see a possible future involving your death, and while making steps to avoid it, you cause it to happen, and die.
I wish school had started already.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:07 pm
You get sent back to 5 minutes before school started.
I wish the world would end...
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:44 pm
Granted . . . And suddenly in a big ball of fire a new Earth is created and thus the life of humans begin again.
I wish I had an endless supply of peanut butter and bananas.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:47 pm
Granted, but a side effect of the wish is that you develop alergies to nuts and bananas
I wish MCR would disappear
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 7:25 am
your wish is granted, now afi is taking over the world!!
i wish i had a les paul guitar
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:02 am
Granted but it's in peices.
I wish the world was my oyster.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:08 pm
its granted....too bad the oyster is eaten
i wish to time travel...
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:32 pm
Granted, but you travel back to the time of the dinosaurs and get eaten by a T-Rex.
I wish that vampires were real and they were my friends
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:40 pm
Granted, but they'll turn on you eventually and feed off your body
I wish my cat would stop eating my Christmas decorations
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:05 pm
Granted, but your cat stops eating entirely and therefore starves
I wish my fingernails would stop getting dirt under them
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:16 pm
you get your wish but you get an overload of dirt under each of your toenails
I wish that the person before me didn't have such a pointless wish
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:58 pm
The person before you ends up being bitchy.
I wish for peace on Earth.
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:59 pm
Granted. Except, if you've ever seen Rent, you know that the opposite of war isn't peace; its creation. Therefore, since there is no more creation...we all die. mrgreen
I wish the teenage years weren't so stupid.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:20 pm
Granted, but we had to dumb you down first.
I wish I had a blanket.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:53 pm
Granted, but it has a big hole in it.
I wish I could see through anything and at anytime I so desired. (It's a two-parter.)
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