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 Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:49 pm
Someone voted a three? A FREAKIN' THREE??!? stressed
:phew: Got that outta my system. Sorry, I know that it's your opinion, and I should respect it, even if I don't like it. But... I didn't expect a THREE... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:18 pm
((There is more mrgreen ))
Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 3: Karaoke Night
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Yuki paced back and forth in the guy’s dormitory, Saka sitting on the bed next to him. The dorm was filled, but Naruto had to stay in the girl’s dorm (Sakura yelled and punched at him for a while until Kakashi explained why he was in there), so they were free to talk.
“Yuki, would you just sit down?” said Saka, very irritated.
“Hey, I’m trying to think! Pacing helps me think!”
“No it doesn’t! All it does is make a track in the carpet that I have to get out! SIT DOWN!”
“Fine, geez!” Yuki sat down on the bed next to Saka and fell backwards onto the mattress. “I just can’t figure out how I’m supposed to win Naruto over, alright?”
Saka sighed. “Yuki, this is ridiculous. Just be yourself and maybe, if it was supposed to happen, he’ll fall in love with you!”
Yuki gave him a blank stare. “Dude, don’t say maybe. This is, like, FATE or something.”
Saka slapped his forehead. “Man, you sound like a hopeless romantic!”
Yuki jumped up off the bed. “HAHA! I’ve got it!”
“Oh, no, you’re going to write poetry!” Saka groaned out.
Yuki glared at him. “You didn’t give me the idea, baka.”
Saka rolled his eyes. “I won’t bother to ask, you’ll tell me anyways...”
“YOSH! I’ll win him over with my good looks, sense of humor and talents!”
...
“Saka, what are my talents?”
“Well, you’re an okay singer, I guess,” he said, shrugging.
“How would YOU know?”
“Your singing in the shower shakes the whole house. I think I would know.”
“Ehehehe... Well, then, I’ll win him over with my good looks, sense of humor, and marvelous singing voice!”
“I said you’re an okay—“
“ALL AT ONCE!”
Saka did a double take. “All at once? How are you supposed to do THAT?”
Yuki grinned. “Well, my good looks will just come naturally...” Saka groaned.
“And I’ll just sing a funny song!”
Saka’s eyes widened. “Oh, no, not THAT song!”
Yuki bent over to him and hissed out, “We promised we wouldn’t speak of that any more!” Yuki straightened up and plopped down on the bed. “Besides, I know a new song!”
“Well, I’m NOT going to help you!”
Yuki grinned. We shall see...
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Sasuke was in his bed, thinking. He knew Yuki and Saka were talking, but he was on the other side of the room, and with all the other conversations going on, he couldn’t hear them.
Damn... How am I supposed to get Naruto before Yuki if the closest to him I am so far is the nickname ‘teme’?
Sasuke wasn’t tired, and apparently neither was anyone else. Suddenly, Yuki stood up on his bed.
“Hey, everybody! Let’s have Karaoke Night!”
The rest of the guys cheered, and Sasuke groaned. Oh no... He’s going to invite the girls over...
Yuki winked. “And we’ll invite the girls over!” How did I know...
As the guys hooted and whistled, Yuki and Sasuke locked glances for a second. They glared at each other for a moment, before Yuki broke it and got off the bed. They were both thinking the same thing.
That jerk isn’t going to get Naruto before me...
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Naruto walked into the guys’ dorm with much persuasion from Sakura and the other girls.
“Come on, Naruto!” begged Sakura, lips out in a pout.
“Yeah, Naruto-chan, it will be more fun if you’re there!” said Kuri, another one of the maids.
“Pleeeeaaassseee?” whined Jin.
Naruto had finally given in. He had been tired after cleaning, and had wanted to rest, but he guessed a little fun wouldn’t hurt.
He, fortunately, had not been dragged away before he could take off his drag (lol), so he was wearing one of the outfits he had just stuffed into his backpack, which actually looked good. He had hoped to just wear his black t-shirt and orange jeans, but Sakura had seen his outfit and begged him to put him on. So he was wearing baggy camouflage jeans and a black tank-top with a fishnet shirt under it, with black gloves to match!
As he looked at himself in the mirror, he thought, I didn’t even know I owned these clothes... I guess I wear the same outfit too much after all. He had to admit, he looked good.
Surprisingly, the dorm was quite decked out. It had a karaoke machine and a few spotlights that a few people were taking turns to control, and it even had a bar! (No alcohol, people, I’m not having them break the law!)
Naruto stopped his gawking at the room when he heard his name called. He looked up to see Yuki and Sasuke coming over to him, and apparently they were having a glaring contest while they walked. Naruto was confused. Do they not like each other?
“Hi Naruto!” said Yuki, waving and trying very hard not to drool. Thank you... god... he thought, seeing Naruto’s great outfit that hugged his curves perfectly.
Naruto waved back, giving them both a big smile. “Hi Yuki-san! Sasuke-teme!” Yuki smirked at Sasuke, who scowled.
“Hey, Naruto, let me buy you a drink!” said Yuki, putting his arm around Naruto’s shoulders and dragging him to the bar away from Sasuke.
“They cost money?” Naruto said cutely. Yuki found it EXTREMELY hard not to jump the small boy right there.
“Nah, I was only kidding. But I can at least make you a drink! The service here is lousy. But that might be because I’m usually the one serving,” Yuki said, going behind the bar. Naruto laughed, and Yuki grinned smugly at Sasuke, who was now giving him the Uchiha Death Glare (tm).
Yuki leaned on the bar flirtatiously, but Naruto didn’t seem to notice. “Soo... what would you like?”
“Hm... Ok, bartender, how about a strawberry smoothie?” Naruto said jokingly.
“Coming right up!” Yuki chopped up the ingredients and put them in the blender. “Watch carefully... This part takes skill,” Yuki said before pressing a button. Naruto laughed again, and Sasuke’s glare grew harsher.
After Naruto got his smoothie, Yuki seemed to disappear. Naruto was disappointed, because he had rather liked spending time with his new friend. He sat down on a chair and drank his smoothie, looking around for him. He looked up when he heard the microphone turn on.
“Geez, people, this is Karaoke Night, and all you’ve done is talk!” Yuki said into the microphone. Naruto scooted to the edge of his chair, wanting to see what Yuki would do next.
“I sang!” someone called out, and Yuki scoffed.
“Yeah, badly,” he said, and everyone laughed. Yuki grinned, and looked around the room, his eyes landing on Saka, who was just sitting on the couch, reading a book.
“Hey, Saka! Come up here!” he said, making the brunette look up.
“No.” The crowd booed, but Yuki’s grin simply got wider.
“Then I’ll come to you!” he said, coming off the stage and next to his friend, who just happened to be near where Sasuke was standing.
Yuki grinned, and cleared his throat.
“Hey, Saka,” he said, grinning like a maniac. The crowd chuckled, having a feeling this was gonna be good.
“What?”
“You see that guy over there?” said Yuki, pointing to Sasuke, whose grip tightened on the glass of water he was holding. “He keeps giving me weird looks. I think he’s coming on to me... must be gay.” Yuki dodged the glass thrown at his head, and it smashed against the wall. “Whoo, gonna have to clean that up later. Hey Saka, are you gay?”
A few people laughed. They knew where this comedy act was headed. “No.”
Yuki shrugged. “Ok, but just so you know...
“If you were gay... That’d be okay...” Yuki started to sing. Saka’s eyes widened.
“Oh no...”
“I mean, ‘cuz hey—ha! I’d like you anyway.
Because you see...” He put his arm around Saka’s shoulders. “If it were meee...”
I would feel free to say that I was gay! But I’m not gay.”
“Of course you’re not, you’re bi...” Saka mumbled. “Yuki, please, I am trying to read.”
Yuki started giving him a weird look. “WHAT?!?”
“If you were queer...” “Yuki!!”
“I’d still be here...” “I’m trying to read!!”
“Year after yeeaarr!!” “YUKI!”
“Because you’re dear to me!” “AUGH!”
“And I know that you...” “What?”
“...Would accept me toooo...” “I would?”
“If I told you today... ‘Hey, guess what, I’m gay!’ But I’m not gay.”
“I’m haappyyy... Just being with yooouuu!”
“So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?”
“YUKI, THAT’S WRONG!!” “No, it’s not”
“If you were gay...”
“I’d shout, hurray!” “WOULD YOU SHUT UP?”
“And here I’d stay...” Saka stuck his fingers in his ears childishly. “Lalalalalalala!”
“But I wouldn’t get in your way!” “AAA!”
“You can count on me... to always beeee...”
“Beside you every day...
To tell you it’s okay,
You were just born that way!
And as they say, IT’S IN YOUR DNA!
YOU’RE GAAAAYYYY!” “BUT I’M NOT GAY!”
“If you WERE gay!” “AUGH!!”
The crowd burst into laughter as the singing stopped. Yuki bowed, and Saka just stomped off to bed.
Naruto was laughing the hardest, and Yuki felt smug. He looked to where Sasuke was, but he had left.
HA! I guess he was tired of losing!
He went up and put the mike back, and then went into the crowd to find Naruto.
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((If you haven't heard that song, I pity you.))
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:58 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:08 pm
OMG!I SING THAT SONG EVERYDAY AT SCHOOL WITH MY FRIEND!!.....i got hit in the head with a rock for it... xp anyways.....MORE! MORE! *drooling* I NEED TO READ SOME KISSING ACTION PLEASE!!!!!(super crazy hyper pcyco yaoi fangirl)
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:55 am
Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 4: Early Bird Gets The Date
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Sasuke woke up feeling angry. He remembered last night’s events, and scowled at the thought of Yuki’s antics… and how Naruto liked it.
How can I beat this guy if he got a better honorific at the end of his name than I have in ONE DAY? I’ve known Naruto for YEARS!
Sasuke shook his head to get rid of those thoughts. NO! I’m Sasuke Uchiha! I’ve wooed more girls than any other guy by just glaring at them! I CAN DO THIS!
Sasuke got out of bed and started to get dress, noticing two guys having a conversation nearby.
“Hey, are you going to ask Jin to the Hotaru Festival?”
“ARE YOU NUTS? She’d beat me over the head! I’m tired of being rejected.”
“Well, maybe she rejects you because you bug her every weekend.”
They started to have a heated argument, and Sasuke lost interest.
Oh yeah… I forgot today’s the day off. Is there a festival today? Suddenly, a light bulb turned on above his head. IDEA!!
Sasuke walked quickly out of the room, sending a glance at the sleeping Yuki. He left, satisfied that he would not be stopped.
“Geez, these lights are messed up,” said Kaju, turning off the lamp.
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Naruto got up and stretched, seeing Sakura, Jin, and Saki (a servant) chattering and giggling happily.
“Hey, what’s going on?” he asked, squeezing into the group.
“Hey, Naruto-chan!” said Saki, giving him a half-wave.
“There’s a festival today! Didn’t you know?” said Jin, showing him a poster for a Hotaru Festival.
“’Hotaru Festival’? I’ve never heard of that…” he said, taking a closer look at the poster, which had little fireflies decorating the paper.
“It’s new this year. It’s a celebration for the time before spring and summer, when the fireflies come out,” said Sakura, a dreamy look in her eyes.
“Ooo, I hope I can get a date!” said Jin, squealing.
Naruto looked up. “Date?”
“Of course, silly! This is a romantic festival, with fireworks and stuff! You NEED to have a date, or it wouldn’t be fun!” said Saki.
Naruto looked down sadly. “Oh... Maybe I shouldn’t go then…”
Sakura looked surprised. “Are you kidding? You HAVE to go!”
“But who’s going to ask me?”
“Naruto-chan, are you BLIND? There are two people who would love to take you, and they’re in this very house!” said Jin.
“Who?”
The girls just looked at each other, and then back at him. “You seriously haven’t noticed?” asked Sakura.
“Noticed what?”
Sakura patted him on his shoulder. “Nothing, nothing, Naruto. But trust me, you’ll have a date!”
Naruto wasn’t so sure, but he felt a bit better from Sakura’s reassurance.
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Sasuke turned the corner, headed straight for the girl’s dorm. Hehe… I’ll ask Naruto to the festival, and Yuki will be too late!
He knocked on the door, and heard someone turn the doorknob. It was then that he realized he had no idea how to ask Naruto to the festival.
Unfortunately for him, it was Naruto who opened the door, and he suddenly found himself at a loss for words.
“Sasuke-teme? What’s up?”
“Um… well… uh…” Sasuke’s mind was at a blank. His mind wasn’t working correctly, and apparently, when his mind doesn’t work, it blurts stuff out. “WILL YOU GO TO THE FESTIVAL WITH ME?” he said loudly, quickly clamping his mouth shut as his face turned red.
Naruto’s face was also slightly pink. Is Sasuke one of the people Jin was talking about?
“Uh… well… okay…” Naruto said nervously.
Sasuke let out the breath he didn’t realize he was holding. On the outside he calmed down, but on the inside it was like he was already at the festival.
YES!!!!!!!!!
“Okay… uh…” Sasuke saw the poster out of the corner of his eye. Starts at 8:00 p.m., takes place at Konoha Square. “Um… See you at 8:00 then… I guess…” And he left.
I DID IT! Take THAT, Yuki!
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Naruto shut the door, still in a bit of shock. Sakura came up to him and elbowed him lightly in the arm. “See? What did I tell ya?”
“Uh, but, Sakura-chan… I thought you liked Sasuke…” Naruto said nervously, wondering why his friend hadn’t yelled at him for taking Sasuke yet.
Sakura shrugged. “I figured out a few months ago he was gay. Kinda obvious, really.”
Jin jumped onto his shoulders, grinning. “Now WE need dates! Wanna help us, Naruto-chan?”
Naruto grinned. “Sure!”
“You know, I’m pretty sure Mashi likes you,” Saki pointed out.
Jin scoffed. “No, really? He’s only asked me out, like… EVERY WEEKEND.”
One of the other maids, Kawa, joined in. “Well, then, why not give him a chance?”
Another one of the maids, Kirin, who had been listening the whole time, also spoke up. “Yeah, if he likes you so much, you ought to accept.”
Jin sighed. “Geez… You’re all against me. Fine, I’ll accept his offer.”
“What if he doesn’t ask you?” said Kawa, hanging upside down from her bunk bed.
Jin rolled her eyes. “Fine, then I’ll ask HIM! I guess it wouldn’t be TOO bad.”
Naruto got dressed, seeing they wouldn’t stop their ‘girl talk’ anytime soon and would thus ignore him.
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Yuki got up, seeing Sasuke sitting on the bed, looking smug, but also indecisive.
That can NOT be good… Yuki got up, preparing himself for what he planned to do. I’ll just go up to Naruto and—
“Sasuke asked Naruto,” said Saka, stopping his train of thought.
“Excuse me?” asked Yuki, turning to face his friend.
“Sasuke asked Naruto to the festival, and Naruto accepted,” he said, as if it was the most normal thing in the world to tell your best friend he’s too late.
“WHAT??!?” No one else was asleep after that.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:57 am
Actually, I've already written like eight chapters, I'm just being lazy and taking a while to post them. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:40 pm
Woo boy... this took a while... sweatdrop
And just to warn you: I like lots of pairings with Naruto as the uke, so if you don't like that stuff, sorry...
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Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 5: The Preparations
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Yuki had been moping around the whole day, depressed that he didn’t get his date. He hadn’t been able to find Naruto either, so he couldn’t try to change the blonde’s mind.
“Yuki.” Yuki just ignored his best friend.
“Yuki!” I will not listen… I will not listen…
“YUKI!!” “WHAT?!?”
“Naruto’s in the girl’s dorm.”
It was then that Yuki realized that he hadn’t checked the one place that was most obvious. But he couldn’t let Saka know that, could he? “I already checked there!”
“No you didn’t, baka! I’ve been with you the whole time!” Shoot! I can never think right when I’m mad…
“Well… uh… SHUT UP!” he yelled, stomping off to the girl’s dorm.
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Naruto did not understand girls. At all.
After they had decided who they were going to ask (or thought were going to ask them), they had started fussing over outfits… unfortunately dragging Naruto into it as well.
“Sakura-chan, I figured I’d just wear my black t-shirt and pants…”
“ACK! No! I’d lend you my mini-skirt before you wore that!”
“Not that Sasuke would mind…” said Jin, giggling.
Naruto blushed. “H-hey! I’m not going to dress in DRAG!”
“Too late for that, Naruto-chan!” said Saki, holding up his uniform.
Naruto’s blush grew, and he snatched it out of her hands. “Hey! I didn’t WANT to wear that!”
Sakura grinned. “Yeah, but you gotta admit, it makes you feel pretty…”
“IT DOES NOT!”
“Well, that’s too bad, Naruto-chan, because it makes you LOOK pretty,” said Kawa, jumping off the bed. “Although some people around here might feel differently... For example, some think you look hot, sexy, nose-bleed worthy…”
Naruto ‘hmphed’ and sat on the floor, crossing his arms over his chest. “You guys just love to torture me, don’t you?”
Jin laughed. “Yep! It’s fun! It’s the truth, though. Honestly, how many guys like you?”
Naruto looked confused. “What? Guys don’t like me.”
The girls looked unconvinced. Jin looked to Sakura. “How many, Sakura?”
Sakura began to count on her fingers. “Well, there’s Sasuke, Neji, Gaara, Kiba (although he kinda likes Hinata too), Shikamaru (but it’s just a slight crush), I think that Konohamaru kid looks up to Naruto a bit TOO much, and I think Shino kinda likes him… Oh! And Itachi, but I’m not sure if he’s going to show up anytime soon.” Naruto was gaping at her, and Jin was grinning.
“So, what? Seven?”
Kawa yawned. “Honestly, I was expecting at least fifteen…”
Sakura shrugged. “Well, I think this one Kabuto guy who turned out to be a traitor kinda liked him, and this one guy we guarded on a mission once… I forget his name, but he was running in this big race, and Naruto showed him that ninjas can be good. He has that effect on people.”
Naruto was gaping like a fish. “That’s so not true!”
“What? The part about your effect on people or the part about the running guy?”
“All those guys can’t like ME!”
Kirin, who was looking at outfits in the mirror, turned to them. “Why not? You’re cute, you have a nice personality, and from what Sakura said, I guess you can help people. What’s not to like?”
Naruto scoffed. “You’re exaggerating. No one likes me that much.”
Sakura put her hands on her hips. “You were wrong about Sasuke liking you, weren’t you?”
Naruto blushed lightly. “Well… yeah…”
“So who’s to say you’re right about all of those guys?” she said, throwing him an outfit. “Here, try this on.”
Naruto unfolded the piece of clothing, and gasped. “Sakura-chan, I can’t wear this! It’s too fancy! I might ruin it!”
Sakura ‘hmphed’. “Hey! I offered it to you! You think I care? Besides, it doesn’t fit me anymore.”
Naruto grinned. “Well, okay! Thanks, Sakura-chan!”
Jin squealed. “Oh, you’ll look soooo CUTE in that, Naru-chan!”
Naruto growled. “HEY! I said you could call me Naruto-chan, and that’s it! No cutesy-tutesy nicknames!”
“But it’s so CUTE! Besides, I bet that’s what Sasuke will call you eventually, so you should get used to it!”
Naruto scoffed. “Oh please. Sasuke would NEVER call me something like that.”
“You never know!”
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Yuki walked up to the door of the dormitory, and knocked. Jin came to the door, and Yuki couldn’t see around her.
“Um… Jin-san, do you think I could see Naruto?”
Jin scoffed. “Don’t ‘Jin-san’ me. I know what you’re up to.”
Yuki’s face fell, but he kept his grin intact. “Uh… what do you mean?”
Jin leaned back a bit. “You’re going to try to convince Naruto-chan to go with YOU instead of Sasuke! Well, too bad, Yuki!”
Yuki scowled. He had been found out. “But why not?”
Jin hit him lightly on the nose. “Because Sasuke woke up earlier than you and asked Naruto-chan before you! I don’t want you to go and make Naruto-chan feel bad about turning you down and messing everything up! Now go away!”
Yuki ‘hmphed’ and turned on his heel. “Pushy jerk,” he mumbled under his breath.
“I HEARD THAT!” yelled Jin. (Well, actually she didn’t, but she knew he said something.)
Naruto popped his head out of the bathroom. “Jin-san? Who was that?”
“No one, Naruto-chan!”
Sakura pulled him back into the bathroom. “Stop moving! We need to make this fit!”
“OW!”
“I told you not to move! That’s what you get!”
“But Sakura-chaaannn…”
“Don’t make me poke you with the pin again!”
Jin smiled and shook her head. “It’s too bad they’re on a mission… they’re starting to feel like part of the family,” she said softly.
“OW!”
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:44 pm
Here's another one to make up for the long wait. I know it's not very long, but it's something, right? sweatdrop
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Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 6: The Festival
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Sasuke nervously flattened his black kimono. He had wanted to look nice for Naruto, but all he could manage was what he was wearing right now. Apparently the guys in the mansion don’t have much fancy clothing...
Well, at least it’s something... But it’s not like Naruto will bother to look nice. He’ll wear what he wore to that karaoke thing at the best...
He looked up and saw how wrong he was.
Naruto looked... gorgeous. He was wearing a blue kimono with big white flowers falling to form butterflies which stopped at white cloud-like poofs lining the edge. It was all tied up with an orange obi with white mist on it, which, surprisingly, went quite well with the whole thing.
Sasuke was at a loss for words. “N-naruto?”
Naruto blushed at the staring. “Hehe... hi Sasuke-teme,” he said nervously.
Sasuke gulped. “You look...” awesome, amazing, gorgeous... shall I go on? “...nice.”
Naruto seemed to think the pause was so he wouldn’t be insulting. “I know I look weird, but I didn’t know what to wear and Sakura insisted I wear this...” Thank you Sakura!
“No, no, you look great!” Naruto’s blush grew deeper and even Sasuke gained a tinge on his cheeks.
“Um... shall we go?” said Sasuke holding out an arm.
Naruto laughed. “Wow, you’re quite a gentleman when you want to be, aren’t you!”
Sasuke smirked. “Well, it’s normal for the man to be polite to his date, isn’t it?”
Naruto fumed. “Are you saying I’m the girl in this relationship??”
Sasuke blushed a bit at the ‘relationship’ comment, but acted like Naruto hadn’t implied they were a couple. “Well, dobe, are you suggesting that I could possibly be the girl in this situation?”
Naruto thought a bit. He imagined himself leading Sasuke by the arm, and Sasuke blushing and giggling like a girl, and shuddered. “You know what, forget it. Let’s go.”
Sasuke smirked and Naruto linked arms with him. “Just don’t expect me to be all ‘blushing schoolgirl-like!’” he snapped.
“Whatever, dobe,” said Sasuke, leading him to the festival.
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Yuki looked around him, still hoping to ruin the date. Unfortunately, Jin had been keeping an eye on him, so he might not get a chance.
He gasped as Naruto came into view. My god... That’s it. He’s the one for me. No doubt about it.
Jin squealed as Naruto came closer. “Ohhh, Naru-chan, you look great!” she said, looking him over and over excitedly. Her date, Mashi, came over and nodded in agreement. (He was still speechless about the fact that Jin asked him out.)
Yuki grinned and started to come over, but Saki got in his way. “Oh no! Just because Jin’s not looking at you doesn’t mean that you can jump in!”
Yuki scowled and went back to leaning on the wall.
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Sasuke smirked at the sight of Yuki’s defeat.
Sorry, Yuki, but it’s MY turn now.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:50 pm
And since I'm on a roll, here's a third chapter.
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Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 7: More of the Festival (A/N: We have a shortage of titles… sweatdrop )
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Sasuke and Naruto walked around the festival, looking at the exhibits and shops. They also kept an eye out for people they knew, but so far they hadn’t found anyone…
“Oh! Shikamaruuu!” Oops! I spoke too soon.
“Hey Naruto,” said Shikamaru, walking over to them. His eyes widened a little bit at the sight of Naruto, but he managed to regain his composure.
“Are you here with someone?” asked Naruto, which was apparently a cue of some kind, because Ino instantly came and latched onto Shikamaru’s arm.
“Shikamaruuuuu! Come onnnnn! I want to go on the Ferris wheel!” she whined. Shikamaru, amazingly, just gave a small smile.
“So troublesome… Alright, alright,” he said, although he didn’t sound as annoyed as you would’ve thought.
Ino looked at Sasuke and Naruto and gasped. “Omigosh! Are you two here TOGETHER?”
Naruto laughed nervously and scratched the back of his neck. “Um… yeah…” Sasuke smirked. Well, HE’S not ashamed, that’s for sure, thought Ino.
Ino jumped off of Shikamaru and jumped onto Naruto, causing Sasuke to scowl. “That’s great! It’s about time!” She quickly pulled away, seeing Sasuke glare at her. “And Naruto, you look so CUTE!” Naruto blushed. He wasn’t used to compliments.
Ino winked. “But I know you’re still the annoying brat under there!” Naruto pouted.
“Inooo! That’s mean!” Ino laughed.
“I was right!” she said, poking him on the nose. Naruto tried to scowl, but it just turned into another pout.
Shikamaru sighed. “Are we going to go now?”
Ino whacked him on the head. “You’re no fun, Shika! Alright, alright, let’s go!” she said, dragging him to the Ferris wheel. “See ya later, Naruto! Sasuke-kun!”
Naruto turned to Sasuke. “So, what do you want to do now?”
Sasuke shrugged. “I dunno… the fireworks aren’t for another hour, and we’ve looked at lots of exhibits…” Just then, the clearing of a throat was heard throughout the festival.
“Attention, all you lovebirds, grab your partner and do-si-do over to the center of the square, because it’s time for the dancing competition!”
Naruto grabbed Sasuke’s sleeve. “Do you want to go, Sasuke?”
Sasuke paused for a moment, but nodded. “Sure,” he said. They walked to the center of the town square, and found many couples there. They looked around, finding many familiar faces; Shikamaru, who had apparently been dragged there by Ino, who was yelling at him that he needed to ‘let loose’ every once in a while; Kiba, who was there with the madly blushing Hinata; Lee, who was going to dance with Tenten, because he (sadly) didn’t have a date; and Yuki, who was coming towards them (to the displeasure of Sasuke).
“Hi, Yuki-san! What’s up?” said Naruto, waving. Yuki stopped his walking and grinned.
“Not much. Just wanted to know if you needed a dance partner.”
Sasuke scowled. “As you can see, he already has one.”
Yuki slapped his forehead. “You’re his dance partner? Gee, I thought you were his servant, since Naruto looks like a princess in that outfit!”
Naruto huffed. “I hope you mean prince!”
Yuki laughed. “Nope! Sorry. But don’t worry, you’re a very pretty princess,” he said, wiggling his eyebrows.
Naruto scowled. “He hadn’t caught the flirt in Yuki’s sentence, but Sasuke had. He growled. “Well, the song is about to start, so why don’t you go now.”
Yuki pouted. “How rude! Well, fine, I’ll see if I can get a turn later.” He turned to Naruto and bowed, grabbing his hand. “Save a dance for me, fair princess,” he said, kissing Naruto’s hand. He left, leaving Naruto as red as a tomato and Sasuke as angry as a bull that had seen red.
“U-uh…” stuttered Naruto, in slight shock.
“Alright, everyone, got your partners? Good! Then let’s begin!” came the voice over the intercom.
Naruto, still blushing, grabbed onto the steaming Sasuke’s sleeve. “Come on, Sasuke, it’s starting!” They got into place as the song began.
It started with a rock beat, and Sasuke gave a small smile. I thought it would be a mushy love song…
This may never start.
We could fall apart.
And I'd be your memory.
Lost your sense of fear.
Feelings insincere.
Can I be your memory?
So get back, back, back to where we lasted.
Just like I imagine.
I could never feel this way.
So get back, back, back to the disaster.
My heart's beating faster.
Holding on to feel the same.
Naruto laughed and danced along to the music, Sasuke dancing along with him. They didn’t notice as some couples collapsed of exhaustion, and others (like Shikamaru) just gave up for no reason.
This may never start.
I'll tear us apart.
Can I be your enemy?
Losing half a year.
Waiting for you here
I'd be your anything.
So get back, back, back to where we lasted.
Just like I imagine.
I could never feel this way.
So get back, back, back to the disaster.
My heart's beating faster.
Holding on to feel the same.
This may never start.
Tearing out my heart.
I'd be your memory.
Lost your sense of fear.
(I'd be your memory)
Feelings disappear.
Can I be your memory?
So get back, back, back to where we lasted.
Just like I imagine.
I could never feel this way.
So get back, back, back to the disaster.
My heart's beating faster.
Holding on to feel the same.
This may never start.
We could fall apart
And I'd be your memory.
Lost your sense of fear.
Feelings insincere.
Can I be your memory?
Can I be your memory?
As the music stopped, Sasuke and Naruto collapsed upon each other in exhaustion. Naruto grinned. “That was fun!”
Sasuke gave a small smile. “Yeah, it was,” he said, surprising Naruto a bit.
Naruto laughed. “I’m surprised that the ice princess can dance!” Sasuke scowled.
“You ruined the moment, dobe.” Naruto just laughed harder.
A person dressed in a tuxedo came up to them. “Excuse me, what are your names?”
“Sasuke and Naruto,” said Sasuke.
The man nodded, writing it down on his clipboard. “Follow me, please,” he said, and the two young ninjas stood up and followed the man onto the stage. Also there were two couples they didn’t recognize, and Lee and Tenten. Tenten looked exhausted, but Lee looked like he wanted to dance some more.
“Sasuke-kun! Naruto-san! You were brought up here as well?” he said excitedly.
Naruto growled. “-San is for girls, Bushy Brows!”
“Yes, but… you are... here with… Sasuke… and you seem… to be… the girl… in the… relationship… so… -san seems… appropriate!” Tenten gasped out.
Lee patted her lightly on the back. “You should rest, Tenten-san!”
Naruto pouted. “Why am I the girl?”
Sasuke smirked. “Do you think I could be the girl?”
Naruto looked at Sasuke for a moment. “Well… no…”
“Didn’t think so.”
“Attention, ladies and gentlemen! We have found our winners!” came the voice, which was coming from another man in a tuxedo, who was talking into a microphone.
“These were our best dancers! They all win a prize, but we have a grand prize too! Vote for the cutest couple! The one with the most votes wins!”
The two unknown girls squealed, and the two unknown guys groaned. Lee gave a thumbs-up to the crowd, and Tenten struggled to stand.
“Now then, who votes for this lovely couple?” said the man, pointing to the first unknown couple. A few hands were raised.
“Ok then… how about them?” he said, pointing to the next couple. Again, only a few hands.
“Ok… these two?” he said, pointing to Tenten and Lee. A few more hands were raised. A bit more than the others, but not many.
“How about this lovely couple?” he said, pointing at last to Sasuke and Naruto. Everyone who hadn’t voted (which was a lot of people) raised their hands, and a cheer was heard; some even whistled.
“We have our winners!” he said, leading Sasuke and Naruto closer to the crowd. Sasuke smirked and gave a half-wave, and Naruto just blushed.
“Congrats! You win $50 to spend anywhere in this festival!” he said, handing them a certificate.
“Let’s have a round of applause for our winners!” The crowd cheered, and Sasuke and Naruto stepped off the stage. Naruto started talking about what he might get, and Sasuke was going to follow him, but he stopped when he saw Yuki glaring at him out of the corner of his eye. He smirked, and walked over to him. (Why? To gloat, of course!)
“It seems that Naruto and I were the best couple here,” he said smugly.
“So it would seem,” said Yuki, raising an eyebrow.
“OI! Sasuke!”
Sasuke turned. “Well, if you excuse me, I need to return to my date,” he said, angering Yuki even further.
“Yeah, you go do that. But even if you win this round, Naruto will be mine,” he muttered under his breath.
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:03 pm
*brain has currently been squicshed from the awesome-ness of your fanfictions*
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:12 am
wolf-hime *brain has currently been squicshed from the awesome-ness of your fanfictions* Aww, thanks. whee
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:18 am
And now I'm finally gonna submit more! biggrin
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Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 8: Fireworks
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Naruto adjusted his new mask, one like an ANBU’s with a grinning fox face on it. Sasuke came up from behind him, looking around to find they were back in the center of the Town Square, where music was playing and people were dancing. Sasuke gathered up his courage to ask Naruto if he wanted to dance, but before he could even open his mouth, someone showed up and ruined it.
“Naruto, would you care to dance?” asked a blushing and bowing Neji. Naruto, remembering what Sakura had said, blushed a bit as well.
“Um… sure… Sasuke, would that be okay?” he asked, turning to his date. The Uchiha and Hyuuga shared a locked glare for a second, but Sasuke just scoffed.
“Whatever, dobe,” he said, looking to the side angrily.
It upset Naruto a bit, but he just grabbed Neji’s outstretched hand and danced. Sasuke sat down in a folding chair, glaring at Neji as he led Naruto along. He felt someone sit down next to him, who spoke to him.
“Lose your date already, Uchiha?” came the voice of a certain butler. Sasuke gave him a simple glare and said nothing.
Yuki laughed. “Well, if he dumps you that easily, I guess you’re not winning after all,” he said, standing up. “I still haven’t gotten my turn…” He walked into the crowd, stopping Neji and Naruto’s dance with a request to ‘steal away’ Neji’s partner for a dance. Neji was reluctant, but Naruto thought he was joking and grabbed his hand, dancing along to the music with his friend.
Sasuke growled. God damn it…
He felt another presence behind him. “Hello, Uchiha,” came a deep voice. He turned around. WHY WON’T THESE JERKS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE??!? “You shouldn’t give up your date that easily… as you can see, people will take that opportunity to steal him from you,” said Shino, wearing a grey kimono with a large collar (because he can’t show his face, now can he?)
Sasuke growled again. “I know that, Aburame,” he said angrily.
Shino raised an eyebrow. “You know, that would sound more threatening if I were Hyuuga… My name doesn’t sound too evil when it’s growled. Oh well, not like it matters…” He looked up and saw Yuki dancing with Naruto. “I remember that guy… He’s a bit of a pervert, isn’t he?”
Sasuke scoffed. “Yes. Figure he likes Naruto…” He didn’t really know why he was talking with Shino. Barely knew him.
“So, why aren’t you stopping him?”
“Because, the dobe would just insist that Yuki’s just being nice, because he’s an idiot…”
“Well, I don’t think that’s any reason to give up,” said Shino, walking away.
Sasuke thought about Shino had said. That’s it. No more being chicken… he thought, standing up and walking to where Naruto and Yuki were dancing.
Excuse me, but it’s my turn now,” he said, grabbing Naruto’s hand from Yuki’s and dancing with him. Naruto laughed as they moved around with the music, but Sasuke could feel Yuki’s glare on his back. Too bad, Yuki… better luck next time… not.
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Naruto laughed and pulled Sasuke along with him to the hill, which was the best place to go to watch the fireworks. Sasuke was a bit tired after practically dancing his feet off, but he followed Naruto anyway. They sat down on the grass, and waited as the sun started to finally fall down.
The fireworks would start when it was dark enough, which would be in about fifteen minutes. Sasuke turned to Naruto to say something, but stopped when he heard someone speak from behind him.
“Didja hear about that legend of the fireworks?” “Oh, gosh, YES!” It was a few giddy girls. As Naruto watched the sunset, Sasuke listened. Legend..?
“I hope he kisses me! We’d be together… FOREVER!!” The two girls squealed, and Sasuke shuddered. I am SO glad I’m gay…
“Hey, are you coming or not?” called the voice of one of the girls’ dates. Well, he wasn’t sure who it was, but it was apparently her date, because she left and glomped the guy.
So… if I kiss Naruto, we should be together forever? Sasuke considered it. It did sound rather girly, but maybe if he kissed him, legend or not, he would win… Because it means you’re together when you kiss, right?
Sasuke gulped. Alright… I’m going to kiss Naruto tonight!
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Yuki scowled. Stupid girls…
They had let Sasuke know about the legend. No one knew if it was true or not, but if it was, and Sasuke kissed Naruto, he would lose! What to do… What to do…
Ugh… I hate this!!!
The sun had now completely gone down and the fireworks would start soon. Yuki tried to remember what the legend was.
If you kiss your beloved under fireworks, you’re together forever… Alright! I can mess that up!
Yuki quickly snuck behind Naruto as Sasuke’s attention was diverted. He snuck quietly, got on all fours, annnddd…
“BOO!” “AUGHHH!!”
Naruto clutched his heart, and Yuki laughed. Sasuke just glared at him, but Yuki didn’t care.
“It’s hard to believe you’re a ninja, Naruto,” he said, teasing.
“YUKI!” yelled Naruto, making people stare & glare.
Yuki just laughed. “Well, the fireworks are about to start. Mind if I sit next to you?”
Naruto blushed a bit. “Um… o-ok…”
Yuki felt Sasuke’s glare grow harsher, his piercing gaze throwing kunai into Yuki’s body. But he ignored it, and relaxed.
“Soooo—“ “YUKI!!” Yuki turned and scowled. It was Jin. “Ah great,” he grumbled.
Jin stomped over. “Yuki,” she said, about to yell, but, seeing Naruto’s cutely confused face, stopped. “Why did you leave? I thought you were going to watch the fireworks with us,” she said all-too-sweetly, pouting. Yuki scoffed quietly. Yeah right…
Jin knew it wouldn’t work, so she grabbed Yuki’s arm and dragged him away, him protesting all the while. “HEY!”
“Come onnnn Yuki! Leave them alone,” she said, growling out the last sentence.
Yuki gulped. Damn… Sasuke will have to win this round…
Sasuke made a mental note to thank Jin later.
“Sasuke! It’s starting!” said Naruto, pulling on his sleeve. Sasuke smiled and turned as the first firework went up. It exploded, reds and blues flying everywhere. Sasuke heard Naruto gasp, and Sasuke saw his face light up in awe.
Sasuke liked the fireworks, too, but he couldn’t keep his eyes off Naruto. The fireworks lit up the blonde’s face, and Sasuke thought he had never looked more beautiful.
Naruto turned to talk to Sasuke, but he didn’t get a chance, because Sasuke had thrown everything away and planted his lips upon his.
Naruto simply stared at Sasuke in shock for a moment, but after he got over the shock, he kissed the raven back, surprising and delighting his date. They kissed under the light of the explosions, other couples around them expressing their love in the same way, all of them speaking without making a sound.
I love you.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:21 am
Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 9: Drunken Jealousy
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Yuki was scowling the whole way home. And for the rest of the night. His scowl was so evil and depressing, the other guys avoided him like he had the plague, except Saka, who just ignored it (although it still gave him goosebumps).
“Yuki, calm down, they just kissed.”
“HOW DID YOU KNOW??!?” Yuki yelled, making Saka’s hair fly.
“I don’t think anything else would get you this dramatic,” he said, cleaning out his ear.
Yuki sobbed. “Why? WHY IS HE WINNING??!?”
Saka simply patted him on the back. “I’m glad you can admit he’s winning. That’s the first step. Really, if you think he’s winning, you could just ask Naruto out yourself…”
Yuki hopped up. “I’VE GOT IT! I’ll ask Naruto out myself!”
Saka rolled his eyes. “Great idea, Timon.*”
Yuki hopped out of bed, unknowingly being followed.
Idiot… Don’t say what you’re going to do so loud… someone might overhear.
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Naruto huffed as he ran downstairs, having heard his bell.
He already knew what was wanted… Old Man Kaki wanted him to heat his sake. It was a chore the girls had in order, and since Kaki thought he was a girl, it was his turn. He skidded to a stop right in front of the old man and his walker.
Kaki grinned. “I heard you had fun at the festival today!”
Naruto blushed. “Uh… yeah…”
Kaki smiled and nodded. “Good, good. NOW GET TO WORK!”
Naruto quickly ran into the kitchen and got everything ready. He poured the sake into a pan and put it on the stove, setting it to a lower temperature. He knew exactly what he was doing for once, since he was an expert at boiling water. (Gotta cook ramen somehow!)
He sighed as everything was in place. He began to relax when Yuki ran in.
“NARUTOOO!” he yelled, scaring Naruto into jumping up and making his hand land on one of the buttons on the stove.
He tried to get the stove back to normal as Sasuke also ran in, yelling at Yuki. The two fought as Naruto tried to remember what the right temperature was, which he had forgotten in his panic.
Yuki accidentally bumped into Naruto, making him fall and grab out for something, which happened to be the stove, and making the pan spill. The sake was so hot it turned into steam, and there was nothing left that was solid liquid. (wait… that came out wrong… well, you know what I mean.)
Naruto coughed on the floor, wondering how everything had gone so wrong so quickly.
Thankfully, he had an extreme alcohol resistance, which he had discovered about a year ago (DON’T ASK), so he stepped into the cloud of sake mist to see if Yuki and Sasuke were alright.
If they are alright… I’LL KICK THEIR ASSES! This is all THEIR fault!!
He tried to wave away the mist, still coughing a bit. He jumped when something leaned on his shoulder.
“There you are Naaa-ruuu-chan! :hic:” said Yuki, his words slurred. Naruto gulped. Uh-oh…
Sasuke appeared next to him, grabbing his other shoulder. “Get yooour hands off MY Naru-chan!”
“He’s not YOURS, Sasuke-no-baaaakaaaa!”
“Well, baakaaaa, I kissed him, so he’s MINE!”
“That means nooothing, Sassy-Cakes!”
“WHO YOU CALLIN’ SASSY-CAKES??”
By this time, Naruto had slipped away, and started to try to clear away the smoke. It was slowly working when Sasuke glomped him.
“Naaa-ruuu-chaaannn! Tell him you’re MIIINNNEE!” he said, hiccupping a bit after his slurred sentence.
Yuki tried to push him off, only managing to budge him about a centimeter. “Get off! You had your turn, Sas-GAY!”
Sasuke did get off, but only to retort. “Well, ICKY, what are you gonna do if I DON’T?”
“HA! You already di-:hic: did!”
Sasuke attempted (and failed) to snap. “Darn!”
Naruto finally got most of the smoke cleared up, leaving only faint traces. He looked back to his two drunk friends and sighed. I’ll leave them be…he thought as he poured more sake in the pan.
A few minutes later, he took the sake out to the impatient Kaki.
“Here you go, sir,” he said, handing it over.
“Thank you! And bring some air freshener, it smells like a couple of drunks walked in here!”
“A couple did,” Naruto muttered, walking into the kitchen to pull away the two still fighting boys.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:23 am
Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 10: Hangovers and Applicants
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“Owww…”
Yuki rubbed his head in pain as his friend put more ice in the bag.
“Yuki, THIS is what happens when you fight with someone in the same room as the person boiling the sake.” Saka sighed as Yuki moaned in pain again, and put the bag of ice back on his friend’s head. He looked over to Sasuke. “Well, HE doesn’t seem to have a hangover, at least.”
Yuki looked to the Uchiha and scoffed. “He’s just faking to look cool. OW!”
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Sasuke winced at Yuki’s yell. So loud… Way too loud… DAMN IT, MY HEAD HURTS LIKE HELL!
The door slammed open, and Sasuke’s head burst in unimaginable pain. He nearly screamed, but he would never admit to having a HANGOVER. That’s just not something Uchihas should have.
“OI! Get up! Get to work!” yelled Inu, the self-appointed ‘foreman’ of the Kaki house.
Sasuke felt his ears ring and his head throb. I’m never coming back here after this mission…
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Yuki walked downstairs, feeling his head throb again as voices rang through the halls. He looked over the stairs to see two girls and a boy, around his age, waiting in the den.
His eyes shot wide open in panic. Applicants…
Applicants meant new servants. New servants meant the genin didn’t need to stay anymore. Them not needing to stay anymore meant Naruto would leave. Naruto leaving meant he LOST!
He slumped down on the stairs and began to chew his fingernails in worry, not caring that he had just ruined his record of nine months without doing his annoying habit.
This is not good… This is not good…
Yuki realized what he was doing, and tried to calm down. He took a deep breath and let it out slowly.
Ok… No need to panic… A light bulb turned on above his head. I’ve got it!
Yuki quickly ran down the stairs (thankfully not falling) as Kaju turned off the light.
“Dang it, why do these lights keep acting up?!?” he said angrily.
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The blond girl smiled smiled, looking around the place happily.
She turned to her older sister, who was wearing her normal black belly tank top and black pants. “Isn’t this great?”
Her sister looked at her, bored. “Yeah, whatever, goodie-goodie. If you’re into overly-fancy stuff.” She twisted her long blond hair around her finger and blew a bubble with her gum.
The younger girl huffed. “Yakuuu! I told you not to call me that!”
Yaku grinned. “Ok, little Hotaru. I won’t call you goodie-goodie. I’ll just call you suck-up.”
Hotaru growled, but calmed herself and sighed, straightening her white Chinese-style dress. “Well, don’t you think it’s nice, Hiri?” she said, turning to her brother.
Hiri straightened his glasses. “Yes, it is quite nice.”
Yaku scoffed. “You’re both such goodie-goodies. I can’t believe I’m related to you two.”
They turned when they heard the clearing of a throat. They turned to see a blue-haired young man at the end of the stairs. “Hello. Are you here to apply for jobs?”
Hotaru smiled sweetly. “Yep!”
“Oh, that’s nice. But I’m afraid the positions are filled.”
Hotaru’s smile fell. “W-what?”
Yaku jumped for joy. “YES! Thank whatever’s up above! Can we go now?”
The blue-haired guy nodded. “Sorry, I suppose you ought to leave.” When Hotaru attempted to protest, he pushed them out the door. “Goodbye!” he said quickly, before slamming it in their face.
The three siblings were silent for a moment, before Yaku turned and marched happily. “TO OLD MAN KIKA’S PLACE!”
Hotaru chased after her, forgetting what had happened inside. “I TOLD YOU, WE ARE NOT GOING TO WORK FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL PAY US WITH CANDY!”
Hiri sighed and followed his sisters, ignoring the sigh of relief he heard from behind the door.
I hate job-hunting…
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:24 am
Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 11: Oops
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Yuki sat down on the bench, tired of sweeping the floor. His head still ached, and his chores weren’t helping.
Saka, already finished with his side of the room, sat down next to him.
“So? How’s it going with Naruto?”
Yuki sighed. “Not so good… It doesn’t seem like I’m winning…”
Saka leaned back. “Didn’t think so. Ya know what they say, there’s lots of fish in the sea…”
Yuki stood up and glared at his friend. “Are you saying I should give up?”
Saka shrugged. “Well, I dunno, it’s just that this ‘war’ of yours is pretty annoying.”
Yuki was about to retort, but paused. “Why are you so laid back today?”
Saka got up. “I don’t know… I just feel… relaxed,” he said, stretching his arms.
“Uh-huh… Well, anyway, I better get back to sweeping…” he said, grabbing his broom.
“Actually working? That’s not like you.”
“Well, being laid back isn’t like you.”
“Can’t a guy be relaxed?”
Yuki turned to his friend, giving him a light glare. “Well, can’t a guy be serious about his job for once?”
Saka leaned in a bit, a glare also forming on his face. “But you’re NEVER serious about work!”
“And you’re serious about EVERYTHING!”
The two glared at each other in silence, not noticing when Jin walked in, talking to another one of the maids. Since she was talking, she didn’t see where she was going, and bumped into Yuki, pushing him straight into Saka just as Naruto walked in the other door.
“Oops.”
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Yuki ran around the room in anger, clutching his head and yelling.
“I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!”
He heard a pit from the bathroom, and Saka walked out. “YOU can’t believe it? I JUST KISSED MY BEST FRIEND!!”
Yuki stopped his running and glared at Saka. “EXCUSE ME?? I just kissed my best friend IN FRONT OF NARUTO!! Now he probably thinks we’re going out or something!!”
Saka glared right back. “SO?!? Just tell him it was an accident! He’ll believe you! I think the fact we KISSED is more important! I still have the taste in my mouth…” he said, rubbing his tongue.
“Sheesh. Get a room,” said Sasuke, walking in. Yuki turned to him, and his glare grew harsher.
“You…” was all Yuki uttered before pouncing on the unsuspecting Uchiha.
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One broken arm and a black eye later, Yuki realized what a bad idea it was to attack a ninja.
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