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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:27 pm
My grandparents are always offering me all this really really really sugary cake and stuff. and they always repeat the stories they told me about 2 minutes before.
and the moral of that is, when you are offered really sugary sweets, don't eat it, becuase the person offering it to you could be the witch from Hansel and Gretal.
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:26 pm
My grandparents care very much about their grandchildren (me and my sis). This means that if we don't call every day or don't pick up the phone when they call, they go frantic with worry and sometimes even call the police or drive over to our house and stuff. Or, they call again and leave a lot of messages.
And the moral of that is: Excersize and a healthy diet is not all there is to a happy existence.
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:39 pm
I'm at my grandparent's house now, and i think they think i have an eating disorder because they are practicly shoving food down my throat...but i'm at an average weight for my height and age...hmmm
and the moral of that is: Acceptence is the first step to treatment
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:19 pm
Grandparents tend to do that. MY grandparents want me to swim in their pool. Which has no heating system whatsoever. And since I have practically no body fat to speak of (me be very thin) and am sensitive to sudden temperature drops, I get huge enormous migraines from swimming around in that pool of theirs. They know this, but they still insist that the headaches are minor trifles when compared to the healthy excersize I'm getting.
I live next to a canyon-thing, grandparents! I hike up and down the mountain-thing next to it every day! But they just want me over to swim in their pool so that they can feed me afterwards. gonk
And the moral of that is: Trifles trifle not the trifling. o.O
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:26 pm
My grandparents have pretty much lost interest in us grandkids. When I go there, I sit quietly in a corner and daydream until it's time to go home.
And the moral of this is: There's no need to apologize when no one realizes it's your fault.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:44 pm
Well, at least your grandparents don't try to stuff you full of watermellon, pie, mashed potatoes, cake, ect. ect.
and i can't turn their food offers down because they get this excited look on their face when they offer me snacks!
and the moral of that is, when one finds an adorable puppy, they should never have an adorable kitty with it.
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:42 pm
We had an adorable puppy. We gave it away because our backyard is tiny and the adorable puppy was a Great Perenese, a breed that needs enormous back yards. We gave it to some friends who used to breed 'em and have an acre of property. We visit him from time to time.
Someone threw him into our yard when he was a puppy, so we raised him and then found a good home for him. Poor puppy... Who would throw an expensive dog like that into someone's front yard anyways, though? confused Just 'cos he has this adorable overbite that makes him snort in his sleep, they didn't want him (overbites make the dog not good breeding material or something silly like that). crying *pets fluffy Nemesh-puppy* I should post a pic of him up here one day...
And the moral of that is: Braces can improve the quality of your life.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:32 pm
Braces...they hurt me....i had them in the 2nd and 3rd grade, and i have to get them again. stupid under cross bite...
I have two adorable more-like-adult-dog puppies. They're dachshunds, aka, weenie dogs. and they're names are Lucy and Charlie. Charlie bit me in the nose and left a scar and it's a cool looking scar. everyone asks if i got stabbed in the nose.
And the moral of that is, a picture is worth a thousand words, but words are worth a thousand pictures
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:03 pm
I've got a cat named Aubrey. She's sometimes annoying but not usually.
And the moral is, a stitch in time saves nine!
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:32 pm
I had a chicken called Ducky... She died.
And the moral of that is: If you have a pet chicken who you love very much, don't leave the dog unleashed, no matter how trained you may think it is. cry
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:02 pm
I want a lhasapoo. They're so unbearably cute!
In other news!...My mouse isn't working. I can't highlight things.
And the moral of this is: When the battery in your watch runs out, it's time to make some friends with watches.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:56 pm
NaviF00L I want a lhasapoo. They're so unbearably cute!
In other news!...My mouse isn't working. I can't highlight things.
And the moral of this is: When the battery in your watch runs out, it's time to make some friends with watches. OMG TINY FLUFFY DOG! *pets dog* *gets bitten* And the moral of that is: Don't use aftershave that smells like roast beef.
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:40 pm
I used to pet sit for the neighbors, and they had the cuddliest rabbits. They were about the size of a cat, and soft, and didn't mind being hugged. Unfortunately, they were meat rabbits, and soon a lot of them were missing.
And the moral is, appreciate what you have before it's gone.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:05 pm
My neighbors don't trust me with their pets. They know me as, "the strange girl next door" since i'm extremly paranoid whenever I'm sitting outside and their cars drive by. I go nuts whenever i'm sitting outside and a car drives by slowly.
And the moral of that is, just because your paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:11 am
My uncle kept rabbits for a while. He said I could have one and I begged mom but she always said no. And then one day she brought one home! ....and put it in the freezer. crying
And the moral of that is: It is better to have wanted and not gotten than to have gotten what you didn't want.
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